#greggphillips — Public Fediverse posts
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@stellarsarah It's so mad, he could have got away with admitting he was drunk...what with this Administration, but he had to double down on the wild and untrue story that everyone latches onto.
I think British Prime Ministers have lasted longer in their positions than Waffle House Dude -
@stellarsarah It's so mad, he could have got away with admitting he was drunk...what with this Administration, but he had to double down on the wild and untrue story that everyone latches onto.
I think British Prime Ministers have lasted longer in their positions than Waffle House Dude -
He can erase people's memories as well...but only when he's drunk and it's late at night...
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He can erase people's memories as well...but only when he's drunk and it's late at night...
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RE: https://masto.ai/@mattgriffin/116813725533542329
lol, so long Waffle House Dude!
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RE: https://masto.ai/@mattgriffin/116813725533542329
lol, so long Waffle House Dude!
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RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116813692033174362
lol, the Waffle House Teleporter is OUT!
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RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116813692033174362
lol, the Waffle House Teleporter is OUT!
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Da ja #GreggPhillips in einen #Waffelladen #teleportiert wurde, können wir nicht einfach #Musk, #Vance, #RFK auf den #Mars teleportieren? -
They don't think Aliens, as in intelligent beings from other worlds, are real.....they think demons are real, and UFOs are demons.
It's not the reasonable position that it's a big old universe and we're not the centre of it, so there is the exciting possibility of other minds out there....nope, it's 'Demons'These fanatics are going to get us all killed...
https://slate.com/life/2026/04/aliens-waffle-house-jd-vance-gregg-phillips-religion-christian.html
#JDVance #GreggPhillips #ReligiousFanaticism #MagicalThinking #Aliens
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They don't think Aliens, as in intelligent beings from other worlds, are real.....they think demons are real, and UFOs are demons.
It's not the reasonable position that it's a big old universe and we're not the centre of it, so there is the exciting possibility of other minds out there....nope, it's 'Demons'These fanatics are going to get us all killed...
https://slate.com/life/2026/04/aliens-waffle-house-jd-vance-gregg-phillips-religion-christian.html
#JDVance #GreggPhillips #ReligiousFanaticism #MagicalThinking #Aliens
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...but don't worry, if anything goes wrong FEMA director Gregg Phillips is going to teleport in and rescue the Astronauts, but only if they believe in god. /s
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...but don't worry, if anything goes wrong FEMA director Gregg Phillips is going to teleport in and rescue the Astronauts, but only if they believe in god. /s
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@CaptMorgan no, no, it's all god's will, ...part of a great plan which involves teleporting him to takeaways when he's 'hungry and full of joy', ...he's a Very Special Boy! /s
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@CaptMorgan no, no, it's all god's will, ...part of a great plan which involves teleporting him to takeaways when he's 'hungry and full of joy', ...he's a Very Special Boy! /s
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And this is why the rest of the World is planning to move on beyond the Pax Americana, you can't talk down crazy.
It's not that he got drunk, and can't remember going to the late night takeaway, oh no...it's that he can 'teleport' and we're all demons or something for not believing him.
And they put him in charge of things...
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And this is why the rest of the World is planning to move on beyond the Pax Americana, you can't talk down crazy.
It's not that he got drunk, and can't remember going to the late night takeaway, oh no...it's that he can 'teleport' and we're all demons or something for not believing him.
And they put him in charge of things...
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Gregg Phillips, a senior FEMA official appointed by Donald Trump, says he once teleported 50 miles to a Waffle House. https://english.mathrubhumi.com/news/world/trump-fema-official-gregg-phillips-teleported-waffle-house-claim-dyog2qrj?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #GreggPhillips #FEMA #Teleportation #ConspiracyTheory
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"La téléportation, ce n'est pas marrant"
#GreggPhillips, en 2025 dans plusieurs podcasts, où il affirme avoir été téléporté plusieurs fois contre son gré, dont dans un magasin de #gauffres à 65km alors qu'il conduisait.
Il a été nommé fin 2025 haut responsable de l’Agence fédérale étatsunienne de gestion des urgences (#FEMA), un des postes les + importants de l'agence, impliquant des décisions sur les opérations de recherche et de #sauvetage, l'aide d'#urgence, la remise en état des infrastructures et la distribution de milliards de $$ d'aide en cas de catastrophe.
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/20/politics/fema-official-gregg-phillips-violent-rhetoric-teleported-kfile
#téléportation #extremedroites #TrumpAdministration #etatsunis
