#gravyseals — Public Fediverse posts
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#minnesota #ice #dipshits #gestupid #gravyseals
immigrantjustice.org/ways-to-help/
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#ICE Agents in #Maine bust into a house looking for a "suspect".
I couldn't get a better shot of both men together (far left) in the same photo, but each man easily tops 300lbs.
If Secretary #KegBreath rejects you for the military b/c you're too fat, ICE has a place for you.
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@MaryAustinBooks So one-third of #ICE agents are #GravySeals ? 🤔
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@nullagent It is unlikely that the #GravySeals in #ICE will ever confront a large group of #resistance. Most fear being simply being identified!
What they ALL should fear is the coming #American #NurembergTrials of #Truth and #Justice.
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@gtconway3 #ICE #GravySeals shopping at #Target in #Minnesota for masks that are warmer? 🤔
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#GravySealsGoHome
#GravySeals Go Home
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@johntinker They wear masks because the #ICE #GravySeals are cowards. We will learn all their names during the #American #Nuremberg trials.
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INFO Schweiz #Fb:
'🧊 ICE vs. ICE: 0:1
Trumps Elite-Einheit. Vermummt wie Terroristen. Bewaffnet wie eine Besatzungsarmee. Trainiert wie… ja, wie eigentlich?
Ihr Gegner heute: Gefrorenes Wasser.
Beide fallen. Einer schiesst. Mitten ins Wohngebiet. Einfach so.
Sicherung aus. Finger am Abzug. Weniger Waffendisziplin als ein 14-Jähriger beim Paintball.
Keine Bundesbehörde. Proud Boys mit Pensionsan...#ICEvsIce #GravySeals #MealTeamSix #KeystoneCops 🧊
🎥 in Minnesota, via: https://x.com/inkmasterbator/status/2009811987090538600 -
INFO Schweiz #Fb:
'🧊 ICE vs. ICE: 0:1
Trumps Elite-Einheit. Vermummt wie Terroristen. Bewaffnet wie eine Besatzungsarmee. Trainiert wie… ja, wie eigentlich?
Ihr Gegner heute: Gefrorenes Wasser.
Beide fallen. Einer schiesst. Mitten ins Wohngebiet. Einfach so.
Sicherung aus. Finger am Abzug. Weniger Waffendisziplin als ein 14-Jähriger beim Paintball.
Keine Bundesbehörde. Proud Boys mit Pensionsan...#ICEvsIce #GravySeals #MealTeamSix #KeystoneCops 🧊
🎥 in Minnesota, via: https://x.com/inkmasterbator/status/2009811987090538600 -
@samiamsam @david
Current mission:Dessert Storm. 🤔 #MealTeam6 #GravySeals.
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Well , this is encouraging, mostly “ gravy seals” apply ;
“ More than a third have failed so far, four officials told me, impeding the agency’s plan to hire, train, and deploy 10,000 deportation officers by January. To pass, recruits must do 15 push-ups and 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes," reported Nick Miroff. "'It’s pathetic,' one career [Immigration and Customs Enforcement] official told me”
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Since the birds do not emit any odor the #gravyseals have lost their sense of smell. Instead they relay on echo location similar to bats to find their prey.
Miners who have turned off their Jazz music say when a gravyseal is close you can hear a sound similar to the roadrunners beep beep.
Many say it is not safe to use Acme products at the north pole. But others say that is just an old miners tale caused by watching to many Looney Tunes .
The other place that used to have starch deposits is Florida. There they used to cultivate huge herds of Atala butterflies that would feed on coonties. They would milk the butterflies and get a milky substance similar to #gravy that they would dry and box up as Arrowroot starch.
Overtime the butterflies ate most of the coonties so the #gravy syndicates were forced to move north to the pole.
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#Gravy is made from starch mined near the north pole. The mines are very controversial since they are close to the nesting grounds of #gravybirds.
Because the starch that is used to make gravy is a polar molecule it is only found near the poles. Mining is not done at the south pole due to hard rock. Most miners prefer jazz or country music.
Gravybirds are the only thing #gravyseals are known to eat . They are one of the few mammals able to dive to the deep depths needed to hunt them. The birds use their heated beaks to melt the ice and slowly sink down to the starch deposits where they stuff large quantities of it under their flippers. It is both a food source and a natural deodorant so the birds do not stink.
The gravyseals are not able to melt the ice so they are forced to swim long distances to get to the gravybird hunting sites..
Mining activity disrupts their hunting because the miners Jazz music interferes with the gravyseals sonar.
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What a completely normal thing to do. This is just the latest evidence that #MAGA is a legit cult, and #MAGAts are legit #cultists in desperate need of deprogramming. Wake up, you goobers.
#TrumpCult #GravySEALs #YallQaeda
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/man-gets-donald-trumps-mugshot-30804335
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@BufordTJustice A lot of those card members are also >70-years-old, and not suitable to participate in armed insurrection. And a lot of them are also either incarcerated or on trial for their previous participation in insurrection at the Capitol. #GravySEALS #MealTeam6
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In my FB memories thingy from two years ago a post on The Sons Of Liberty page.
#BoBoCrisisActor
#MAGAsshole
#YallQaeda
#QCucksKlan
#GravySeals
