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  1. "I would like to throw my hat into the ring."

    "Go ahead!"

    "What?"

    "Go ahead! Take your hat, and throw it into the ring."

    "But this was a figure of speech!"

    "I took it literally."

    "Yes, I see that."

    "Hmm... what do I say now?"

    "Er... I don't know."

    "I think the author is high."

    "You might be right, oh giraffe!"

    #ToThrowOnesHatIntoTheRing #hat #ring #literal #figurative #high #giraffe #nonsense #GranolaBar

  2. "I would like to throw my hat into the ring."

    "Go ahead!"

    "What?"

    "Go ahead! Take your hat, and throw it into the ring."

    "But this was a figure of speech!"

    "I took it literally."

    "Yes, I see that."

    "Hmm... what do I say now?"

    "Er... I don't know."

    "I think the author is high."

    "You might be right, oh giraffe!"

    #ToThrowOnesHatIntoTheRing #hat #ring #literal #figurative #high #giraffe #nonsense #GranolaBar

  3. "I would like to throw my hat into the ring."

    "Go ahead!"

    "What?"

    "Go ahead! Take your hat, and throw it into the ring."

    "But this was a figure of speech!"

    "I took it literally."

    "Yes, I see that."

    "Hmm... what do I say now?"

    "Er... I don't know."

    "I think the author is high."

    "You might be right, oh giraffe!"

    #ToThrowOnesHatIntoTheRing #hat #ring #literal #figurative #high #giraffe #nonsense #GranolaBar

  4. "I would like to throw my hat into the ring."

    "Go ahead!"

    "What?"

    "Go ahead! Take your hat, and throw it into the ring."

    "But this was a figure of speech!"

    "I took it literally."

    "Yes, I see that."

    "Hmm... what do I say now?"

    "Er... I don't know."

    "I think the author is high."

    "You might be right, oh giraffe!"

    #ToThrowOnesHatIntoTheRing #hat #ring #literal #figurative #high #giraffe #nonsense #GranolaBar

  5. "I would like to throw my hat into the ring."

    "Go ahead!"

    "What?"

    "Go ahead! Take your hat, and throw it into the ring."

    "But this was a figure of speech!"

    "I took it literally."

    "Yes, I see that."

    "Hmm... what do I say now?"

    "Er... I don't know."

    "I think the author is high."

    "You might be right, oh giraffe!"

    #ToThrowOnesHatIntoTheRing #hat #ring #literal #figurative #high #giraffe #nonsense #GranolaBar

  6. I do love my granola bars
    Eat them outdoors, inside, driving cars
    Though the chewy ones are not so great
    Particularly not as of late
    It seems those chewy Quaker granola treats
    Have got a problem I must repeat
    You will not want to eat or even lick
    Those granola bars--they'll make you sick
    Some have Salmonella, a nasty bug
    That'll make you barf all over the rug

    #foodrecall #FoodSafety #recall #quaker #granolabar #poem (human poem)

  7. I do love my granola bars
    Eat them outdoors, inside, driving cars
    Though the chewy ones are not so great
    Particularly not as of late
    It seems those chewy Quaker granola treats
    Have got a problem I must repeat
    You will not want to eat or even lick
    Those granola bars--they'll make you sick
    Some have Salmonella, a nasty bug
    That'll make you barf all over the rug

    #foodrecall #FoodSafety #recall #quaker #granolabar #poem (human poem)

  8. I do love my granola bars
    Eat them outdoors, inside, driving cars
    Though the chewy ones are not so great
    Particularly not as of late
    It seems those chewy Quaker granola treats
    Have got a problem I must repeat
    You will not want to eat or even lick
    Those granola bars--they'll make you sick
    Some have Salmonella, a nasty bug
    That'll make you barf all over the rug

    #foodrecall #FoodSafety #recall #quaker #granolabar #poem (human poem)

  9. I do love my granola bars
    Eat them outdoors, inside, driving cars
    Though the chewy ones are not so great
    Particularly not as of late
    It seems those chewy Quaker granola treats
    Have got a problem I must repeat
    You will not want to eat or even lick
    Those granola bars--they'll make you sick
    Some have Salmonella, a nasty bug
    That'll make you barf all over the rug

    #foodrecall #FoodSafety #recall #quaker #granolabar #poem (human poem)

  10. I do love my granola bars
    Eat them outdoors, inside, driving cars
    Though the chewy ones are not so great
    Particularly not as of late
    It seems those chewy Quaker granola treats
    Have got a problem I must repeat
    You will not want to eat or even lick
    Those granola bars--they'll make you sick
    Some have Salmonella, a nasty bug
    That'll make you barf all over the rug

    #foodrecall #FoodSafety #recall #quaker #granolabar #poem (human poem)

  11. Quaker Oats Granola Bar Recall. "The Quaker Oats Company announced the recall of specific granola bars and granola cereals because they have the potential to be contaminated with Salmonella.
    The products impacted are sold in outlets throughout the United States. Consumers should check their pantries for any of the products listed below and dispose of them. " #granolabar #granola #recall #FoodSafety #snackbars quakergranolarecall.com/

  12. Quaker Oats Granola Bar Recall. "The Quaker Oats Company announced the recall of specific granola bars and granola cereals because they have the potential to be contaminated with Salmonella.
    The products impacted are sold in outlets throughout the United States. Consumers should check their pantries for any of the products listed below and dispose of them. " #granolabar #granola #recall #FoodSafety #snackbars quakergranolarecall.com/

  13. Quaker Oats Granola Bar Recall. "The Quaker Oats Company announced the recall of specific granola bars and granola cereals because they have the potential to be contaminated with Salmonella.
    The products impacted are sold in outlets throughout the United States. Consumers should check their pantries for any of the products listed below and dispose of them. " #granolabar #granola #recall #FoodSafety #snackbars quakergranolarecall.com/

  14. Quaker Oats Granola Bar Recall. "The Quaker Oats Company announced the recall of specific granola bars and granola cereals because they have the potential to be contaminated with Salmonella.
    The products impacted are sold in outlets throughout the United States. Consumers should check their pantries for any of the products listed below and dispose of them. " #granolabar #granola #recall #FoodSafety #snackbars quakergranolarecall.com/

  15. Quaker Oats Granola Bar Recall. "The Quaker Oats Company announced the recall of specific granola bars and granola cereals because they have the potential to be contaminated with Salmonella.
    The products impacted are sold in outlets throughout the United States. Consumers should check their pantries for any of the products listed below and dispose of them. " #granolabar #granola #recall #FoodSafety #snackbars quakergranolarecall.com/

  16. This just happened. I went to the kitchen to get a snack. I came back to my desk and ate my granola bar.

    When I'm done, I look down, and I see a banana.

    :catthinking:

    We're in the afternoon... did I not eat my morning banana? Or did I just absent-mindedly grab a banana with my granola bar? I bring the banana back to the kitchen, and realize that I did indeed grab a banana absent-mindedly, thinking for a second that it was morning.

    :hide_the_pain_harold:
    :headache:
    :why:

    #ChemoBrain #banana #GranolaBar #snack

  17. This just happened. I went to the kitchen to get a snack. I came back to my desk and ate my granola bar.

    When I'm done, I look down, and I see a banana.

    :catthinking:

    We're in the afternoon... did I not eat my morning banana? Or did I just absent-mindedly grab a banana with my granola bar? I bring the banana back to the kitchen, and realize that I did indeed grab a banana absent-mindedly, thinking for a second that it was morning.

    :hide_the_pain_harold:
    :headache:
    :why:

    #ChemoBrain #banana #GranolaBar #snack

  18. This just happened. I went to the kitchen to get a snack. I came back to my desk and ate my granola bar.

    When I'm done, I look down, and I see a banana.

    :catthinking:

    We're in the afternoon... did I not eat my morning banana? Or did I just absent-mindedly grab a banana with my granola bar? I bring the banana back to the kitchen, and realize that I did indeed grab a banana absent-mindedly, thinking for a second that it was morning.

    :hide_the_pain_harold:
    :headache:
    :why:

    #ChemoBrain #banana #GranolaBar #snack

  19. This just happened. I went to the kitchen to get a snack. I came back to my desk and ate my granola bar.

    When I'm done, I look down, and I see a banana.

    :catthinking:

    We're in the afternoon... did I not eat my morning banana? Or did I just absent-mindedly grab a banana with my granola bar? I bring the banana back to the kitchen, and realize that I did indeed grab a banana absent-mindedly, thinking for a second that it was morning.

    :hide_the_pain_harold:
    :headache:
    :why:

    #ChemoBrain #banana #GranolaBar #snack