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"I would like to throw my hat into the ring."

"Go ahead!"

"What?"

"Go ahead! Take your hat, and throw it into the ring."

"But this was a figure of speech!"

"I took it literally."

"Yes, I see that."

"Hmm... what do I say now?"

"Er... I don't know."

"I think the author is high."

"You might be right, oh giraffe!"

#ToThrowOnesHatIntoTheRing #hat #ring #literal #figurative #high #giraffe #nonsense #GranolaBar

I do love my granola bars
Eat them outdoors, inside, driving cars
Though the chewy ones are not so great
Particularly not as of late
It seems those chewy Quaker granola treats
Have got a problem I must repeat
You will not want to eat or even lick
Those granola bars--they'll make you sick
Some have Salmonella, a nasty bug
That'll make you barf all over the rug

#foodrecall #FoodSafety #recall #quaker #granolabar #poem (human poem)

Quaker Oats Granola Bar Recall. "The Quaker Oats Company announced the recall of specific granola bars and granola cereals because they have the potential to be contaminated with Salmonella.
The products impacted are sold in outlets throughout the United States. Consumers should check their pantries for any of the products listed below and dispose of them. " #granolabar #granola #recall #FoodSafety #snackbars https://www.quakergranolarecall.com/