#godfreythegolden — Public Fediverse posts

Ok every time I try to do anything from my phone it goes weird. Here, one more time, for your excitement and delectation and edification, are #GorgeyTheGolden (formerly #GodfreyTheGolden - update your follows!) and #BoDoodle doing their best imitation of Lady and the Tramp eating spaghetti n stuff. Gorgeous George has really brought out the sweetness and nurturing in Bo, it's quite incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/INA9o2ZyzNc

#DogsOfMastodon

...and that was that.

#BrotherlyLove #BoDoodle #GodfreyTheGolden #DogsOfMastodon

I knew as soon as I held him that this was gonna be a big boy, cause I held his sister just before and he was significantly heavier. His pa Frogwinkle is also a very large fella. At his first vet visit the other day he weighed in at 16 where 12 is the norm.

Big ol pupper

#DogsOfMastodon #GodfreyTheGolden

I've actually had a few pretty popular shitposts on here, and I'm fascinated by it. Not that I don't think I deserve a little bit of internet goodonya like anyone else, but I'm just saying, I've been doing this schtick on the internet for decades now, and #Mastodon is the only place I've gotten 50 boosts on anything ever.

The fact I got it by dunking on Thatcher is just... gorgeous. Not as gorgeous as #GodfreyTheGolden though. Maybe it should be #GodfreyTheGorgeous I dunno
#DogsOfMastodon

He snores. You can't handle this. I should CW it. You have been warned.

#GodfreyTheGolden #DogsOfMastodon

edit: You can also hear #BoDoodle #fart here: https://growers.social/@jpaskaruk/111535568503957915

@Mer__edith

When I hear a government official say the word "consultant" I reach for my #GodfreyTheGolden

Jeez when did I start being the guy who gets the covert snark from the Linux faithful for questioning any aspect of its obvious perfection. It must be the dogs. I am being infected with chill. Damn you, love-emanating mutts! Damn you!

In other news, #BoDoodle is taking his responsibilities as big brother very seriously. No you're crying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-flbE_8VEaE

#GodfreyTheGolden #DogsOfMastodon

I did not expect Gaffer to be chill enough to cuddle with the pupper right there this quickly, but it's not actually surprising, because just now #GodfreyTheGolden looks quite a lot like our departed Chi, Rumsy, who was his sister for years. He's really gonna wonder wtf

Edit: Chihuahuas https://assets.growers.social/media_attachments/files/111/539/943/655/923/597/original/ace0d60e9716c2e0.jpg

#DogsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon

Pup o the mornin'

#GodfreyTheGolden #DogsOfMastodon

Edit: he working hard on his poopy stuff. We are constantly watching him and if he sniffs the floor a lot it is the sign, and we can usually get him outside for it.

But this morning I first asked "Do you need to go outside?" and he went straight to the door, he knew exactly what we were both discussing.

We were definitely getting another dog cause #BoDoodle was lonely and needs lots of play, and we are old fat people, we love them desperately but they're young strong fellers.

Bo has been melting us with how fast he's figured out why #GodfreyTheGolden is here, and so far God seems fine, even when he looks crazy to us.

This afternoon I was tugging with God, and Bo just came over and grabbed the other end of the rope, and that was that, now they tug.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1tqzPL3fHMw

#DogsOfMastodon

Oh yah, I picked up a bunch of follows during the #pupper blitz the other day and I also just updated my profile to say, if you are here strictly for the #DogsOfMastodon, you can get mine at #BoDoodle and #GodfreyTheGolden and give the jalapeno political takes a pass.

My #CatsOfMastodon don't get enough action on here, and I need hashtags for them as well. Gaffer and Pearl are in my media here and there, Gaffer is a bit of a drama king so he and I mostly have nighttime purring biscuit sessions.

Ok so here's my idea

We find HR from #BadBrains and we get him setup on youtube, and he does reaction videos to dog videos with his music as the background, and we make sure he's setup to get the internet money of course

Title of the channel

HR Pupper Stuff

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MItY3PwNOdk

(don't do any YT likes or anything, it's unlisted, I'm just server squatting)

#DogsOfMastodon #GodfreyTheGolden #GoldenRetriever

@Inge

How was I not already following the GR hashtag... I've been using #GodfreyTheGolden for our new pupper

(don't interact with YT's algo machine, video is unlisted, I'm just squatting on their servers...)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MItY3PwNOdk

@blogdiva

First hit of #GodfreyTheGolden is free. So are all the rest but the first one is also.

Constructing narratives with imagery.

#GodfreyTheGolden #BoDoodle #DogsOfMastodon

I don't even sleep right now I just stare at the pup and giggle. #GodfreyTheGolden #DogsOfMastodon

Edit: LOOK AT HIS LITTLE EAR

POV: Livin the dream

#GodfreyTheGolden #DogsOfMastodon

Dudes I'm dying

#BoDoodle #GodfreyTheGolden #DogsOfMastodon

Apparently it's the "HEVC" style video files that Mastodon doesn't like, I've been converting them to save upload bytes. Strap on your radiation gear.

#DogsOfMastodon #GodfreyTheGolden
#GorgeyTheGolden

(he was briefly named Godfrey, until we realized that (1) he is gorgeous and (2) he fights like a pro wrestler.)

That chubby mouth makes me wanna call him Botero tho

#DogsOfMastodon #GodfreyTheGolden

I have some videos that will literally murder you all with radioactive cute but I can't seem to get them uploaded. Probably I'll stick em on youtube I guess.

(seriously, get a dog yall - the only mistake is not having a dog)

edit: forgot the hashtags. Also, we're pretty sure it's Mr. Godfrey. My SiL suggested we just call him God and after the laughter died down we almost just went with that, but could not resist the pun (God-free, yagitit? gitit?)

#pupdate #DogsOfMastodon #GodfreyTheGolden