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“As large as worlds. As old as Time. As patient as a brick.”

- Terry Prachett, The Light Fantastic

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“As large as worlds. As old as Time. As patient as a brick.”

- Terry Prachett, The Light Fantastic

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"I saw a film where there was an alien crawling around inside a spaceship's air ducts and it could come out wherever it liked," said Johnny reproachfully.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.

Terry Pratchett, Only You Can Save Mankind

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"I saw a film where there was an alien crawling around inside a spaceship's air ducts and it could come out wherever it liked," said Johnny reproachfully.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.

Terry Pratchett, Only You Can Save Mankind

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"I saw a film where there was an alien crawling around inside a spaceship's air ducts and it could come out wherever it liked," said Johnny reproachfully.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.

Terry Pratchett, Only You Can Save Mankind

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“Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”
~ Terry Pratchett
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“Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”
~ Terry Pratchett
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“Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”
~ Terry Pratchett
#GNUTerryPratchett

The river Ankh is probably the only river in the universe on which the investigators can chalk the outline of the corpse.

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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The river Ankh is probably the only river in the universe on which the investigators can chalk the outline of the corpse.

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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The river Ankh is probably the only river in the universe on which the investigators can chalk the outline of the corpse.

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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HOTELS: A place where TRAVELLING HUMANS are parked at night. Other humans bring them food, including the famous BACON, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SANDWICH. There are beds and towels and special things that rain on people to get them clean.

From A Scientific Encyclopedia for the Enquiring Young Nomeby Angalo de Haberdasheri
Terry Pratchett, Wings

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HOTELS: A place where TRAVELLING HUMANS are parked at night. Other humans bring them food, including the famous BACON, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SANDWICH. There are beds and towels and special things that rain on people to get them clean.

From A Scientific Encyclopedia for the Enquiring Young Nomeby Angalo de Haberdasheri
Terry Pratchett, Wings

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HOTELS: A place where TRAVELLING HUMANS are parked at night. Other humans bring them food, including the famous BACON, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SANDWICH. There are beds and towels and special things that rain on people to get them clean.

From A Scientific Encyclopedia for the Enquiring Young Nomeby Angalo de Haberdasheri
Terry Pratchett, Wings

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"I'm a cat person, myself," she said, vaguely. A low-level voice said:
"Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?"

It's a dog's life
Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

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"I'm a cat person, myself," she said, vaguely. A low-level voice said:
"Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?"

It's a dog's life
Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

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"I'm a cat person, myself," she said, vaguely. A low-level voice said:
"Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?"

It's a dog's life
Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

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I have now finished my book and oh my heart… 🥹

“The bo-… the la-… the Geoffrey is calm itself. Even after they’ve gone you feel better about yourself. Like life’s still worth havin’.
— Nanny Ogg”

Thank you @rhipratchett
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I have now finished my book and oh my heart… 🥹

“The bo-… the la-… the Geoffrey is calm itself. Even after they’ve gone you feel better about yourself. Like life’s still worth havin’.
— Nanny Ogg”

Thank you @rhipratchett
#enbypride #nonbinary #Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

I have now finished my book and oh my heart… 🥹

“The bo-… the la-… the Geoffrey is calm itself. Even after they’ve gone you feel better about yourself. Like life’s still worth havin’.
— Nanny Ogg”

Thank you @rhipratchett
#enbypride #nonbinary #Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

There are definitely worse ways to spend your Sunday morning.

@rhipratchett #CatsOfMastodon #Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

There are definitely worse ways to spend your Sunday morning.

@rhipratchett #CatsOfMastodon #Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

There are definitely worse ways to spend your Sunday morning.

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Suffice to say, it’s a wonderful book and you should all absolutely go buy it.

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Suffice to say, it’s a wonderful book and you should all absolutely go buy it.

#Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

Suffice to say, it’s a wonderful book and you should all absolutely go buy it.

#Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

The whole thing is covered in notes from various characters- Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Rob Anybody etc, as well as the occasional correction from Lettice Earwig.

This is one of my favourites, in the section on Underwear.
[Nanny Ogg] Bloomers can provide a very useful storage for buffet items. Just remember to remove them before… more intimate encounters. An avalanche of prawn vol-au-vents can really ruin a mood.
[Granny Weatherwax] Ruined mine just reading that.

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The whole thing is covered in notes from various characters- Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Rob Anybody etc, as well as the occasional correction from Lettice Earwig.

This is one of my favourites, in the section on Underwear.

[Nanny Ogg] Bloomers can provide a very useful storage for buffet items. Just remember to remove them before… more intimate encounters. An avalanche of prawn vol-au-vents can really ruin a mood.
[Granny Weatherwax] Ruined mine just reading that.

#Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

The whole thing is covered in notes from various characters- Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Rob Anybody etc, as well as the occasional correction from Lettice Earwig.

This is one of my favourites, in the section on Underwear.
[Nanny Ogg] Bloomers can provide a very useful storage for buffet items. Just remember to remove them before… more intimate encounters. An avalanche of prawn vol-au-vents can really ruin a mood.
[Granny Weatherwax] Ruined mine just reading that.

#Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

Love this of Nanny Ogg and Granny Aching looks exactly how she does in my head.
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Love this of Nanny Ogg and Granny Aching looks exactly how she does in my head.
#Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

Love this of Nanny Ogg and Granny Aching looks exactly how she does in my head.
#Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially simian ones. They are not all that subtle."

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially simian ones. They are not all that subtle."

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially simian ones. They are not all that subtle."

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

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@MaddieM4

> humans are the intercept point between the falling angel and the rising ape.

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@MaddieM4

> humans are the intercept point between the falling angel and the rising ape.

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@MaddieM4

> humans are the intercept point between the falling angel and the rising ape.

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RE: https://mendeddrum.org/@terrybot/117131261394411301

I remember reading this one on afp and laughing out loud. I think that might mean I’m old.

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RE: https://mendeddrum.org/@terrybot/117131261394411301

I remember reading this one on afp and laughing out loud. I think that might mean I’m old.

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RE: https://mendeddrum.org/@terrybot/117131261394411301

I remember reading this one on afp and laughing out loud. I think that might mean I’m old.

#GNUTerryPratchett

Take One ticket to New Orleans Take One cab to Bourbon Street Take steps to the counter of the all night frozen dacquiri shop. Take One Large Cupful.

Terry's recipe for the Ultimate Banana Dacquiri
Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett

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Take One ticket to New Orleans Take One cab to Bourbon Street Take steps to the counter of the all night frozen dacquiri shop. Take One Large Cupful.

Terry's recipe for the Ultimate Banana Dacquiri
Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett

#GNUTerryPratchett, #SpeakHisName, #Discworld

Take One ticket to New Orleans Take One cab to Bourbon Street Take steps to the counter of the all night frozen dacquiri shop. Take One Large Cupful.

Terry's recipe for the Ultimate Banana Dacquiri
Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett

#GNUTerryPratchett, #SpeakHisName, #Discworld

Just remembered about adding the clacks to my site, so, well, I've just done it.

https://djdarren.site/archive/

(add this extension to Firefox, then pin it to the menu bar and you'll get to enjoy it: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/gnu_terry_pratchett/)

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:gnutp:

Just remembered about adding the clacks to my site, so, well, I've just done it.

https://djdarren.site/archive/

(add this extension to Firefox, then pin it to the menu bar and you'll get to enjoy it: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/gnu_terry_pratchett/)

#Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

:gnutp:

Just remembered about adding the clacks to my site, so, well, I've just done it.

https://djdarren.site/archive/

(add this extension to Firefox, then pin it to the menu bar and you'll get to enjoy it: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/gnu_terry_pratchett/)

#Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

:gnutp:

“Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture.”

- Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic

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“Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture.”

- Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic

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- "Sodomy non sapiens," said Albert under his breath.
- "What does that mean?"
- "Means I'm buggered if I know."

Mort and Albert are facing a problem
Terry Pratchett, Mort

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- "Sodomy non sapiens," said Albert under his breath.
- "What does that mean?"
- "Means I'm buggered if I know."

Mort and Albert are facing a problem
Terry Pratchett, Mort

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- "Sodomy non sapiens," said Albert under his breath.
- "What does that mean?"
- "Means I'm buggered if I know."

Mort and Albert are facing a problem
Terry Pratchett, Mort

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Too many people want to *have written*.

Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett

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Too many people want to *have written*.

Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett

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Too many people want to *have written*.

Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett

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In fact I’m glad I ordered the poster pack because they are all just stunning.
@dwcon #Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

In fact I’m glad I ordered the poster pack because they are all just stunning.
@dwcon #Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

In fact I’m glad I ordered the poster pack because they are all just stunning.
@dwcon #Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

"The horses were quietly cropping the rich grass by the stream. Yellow butterflies skittered among the bushes. There was a smell of thyme and a buzzing of bees. The wild pigs on the spit sizzled gently. Hrun shrugged and went back to oiling his biceps. They gleamed."

- Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic

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"The horses were quietly cropping the rich grass by the stream. Yellow butterflies skittered among the bushes. There was a smell of thyme and a buzzing of bees. The wild pigs on the spit sizzled gently. Hrun shrugged and went back to oiling his biceps. They gleamed."

- Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic

#terrypratchett #gnuterrypratchett #discworld