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The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. *Forged* was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon and a currency. Dwarfs were not, as far as Vimes knew, religious in any way, but the way they thought about bread came close.

Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

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The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. *Forged* was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon and a currency. Dwarfs were not, as far as Vimes knew, religious in any way, but the way they thought about bread came close.

Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

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The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. *Forged* was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon and a currency. Dwarfs were not, as far as Vimes knew, religious in any way, but the way they thought about bread came close.

Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

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The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. *Forged* was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon and a currency. Dwarfs were not, as far as Vimes knew, religious in any way, but the way they thought about bread came close.

Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

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The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. *Forged* was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon and a currency. Dwarfs were not, as far as Vimes knew, religious in any way, but the way they thought about bread came close.

Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

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“As large as worlds. As old as Time. As patient as a brick.”

- Terry Prachett, The Light Fantastic

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“As large as worlds. As old as Time. As patient as a brick.”

- Terry Prachett, The Light Fantastic

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“As large as worlds. As old as Time. As patient as a brick.”

- Terry Prachett, The Light Fantastic

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“As large as worlds. As old as Time. As patient as a brick.”

- Terry Prachett, The Light Fantastic

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"I saw a film where there was an alien crawling around inside a spaceship's air ducts and it could come out wherever it liked," said Johnny reproachfully.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.

Terry Pratchett, Only You Can Save Mankind

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"I saw a film where there was an alien crawling around inside a spaceship's air ducts and it could come out wherever it liked," said Johnny reproachfully.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.

Terry Pratchett, Only You Can Save Mankind

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"I saw a film where there was an alien crawling around inside a spaceship's air ducts and it could come out wherever it liked," said Johnny reproachfully.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.

Terry Pratchett, Only You Can Save Mankind

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"I saw a film where there was an alien crawling around inside a spaceship's air ducts and it could come out wherever it liked," said Johnny reproachfully.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.

Terry Pratchett, Only You Can Save Mankind

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"I saw a film where there was an alien crawling around inside a spaceship's air ducts and it could come out wherever it liked," said Johnny reproachfully.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.

Terry Pratchett, Only You Can Save Mankind

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“Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”
~ Terry Pratchett
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“Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”
~ Terry Pratchett
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“Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”
~ Terry Pratchett
#GNUTerryPratchett

“Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”
~ Terry Pratchett
#GNUTerryPratchett

“Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”
~ Terry Pratchett
#GNUTerryPratchett

The river Ankh is probably the only river in the universe on which the investigators can chalk the outline of the corpse.

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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The river Ankh is probably the only river in the universe on which the investigators can chalk the outline of the corpse.

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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The river Ankh is probably the only river in the universe on which the investigators can chalk the outline of the corpse.

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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The river Ankh is probably the only river in the universe on which the investigators can chalk the outline of the corpse.

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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The river Ankh is probably the only river in the universe on which the investigators can chalk the outline of the corpse.

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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HOTELS: A place where TRAVELLING HUMANS are parked at night. Other humans bring them food, including the famous BACON, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SANDWICH. There are beds and towels and special things that rain on people to get them clean.

From A Scientific Encyclopedia for the Enquiring Young Nomeby Angalo de Haberdasheri
Terry Pratchett, Wings

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HOTELS: A place where TRAVELLING HUMANS are parked at night. Other humans bring them food, including the famous BACON, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SANDWICH. There are beds and towels and special things that rain on people to get them clean.

From A Scientific Encyclopedia for the Enquiring Young Nomeby Angalo de Haberdasheri
Terry Pratchett, Wings

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HOTELS: A place where TRAVELLING HUMANS are parked at night. Other humans bring them food, including the famous BACON, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SANDWICH. There are beds and towels and special things that rain on people to get them clean.

From A Scientific Encyclopedia for the Enquiring Young Nomeby Angalo de Haberdasheri
Terry Pratchett, Wings

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HOTELS: A place where TRAVELLING HUMANS are parked at night. Other humans bring them food, including the famous BACON, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SANDWICH. There are beds and towels and special things that rain on people to get them clean.

From A Scientific Encyclopedia for the Enquiring Young Nomeby Angalo de Haberdasheri
Terry Pratchett, Wings

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HOTELS: A place where TRAVELLING HUMANS are parked at night. Other humans bring them food, including the famous BACON, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SANDWICH. There are beds and towels and special things that rain on people to get them clean.

From A Scientific Encyclopedia for the Enquiring Young Nomeby Angalo de Haberdasheri
Terry Pratchett, Wings

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"I'm a cat person, myself," she said, vaguely. A low-level voice said:
"Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?"

It's a dog's life
Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

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"I'm a cat person, myself," she said, vaguely. A low-level voice said:
"Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?"

It's a dog's life
Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

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"I'm a cat person, myself," she said, vaguely. A low-level voice said:
"Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?"

It's a dog's life
Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

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"I'm a cat person, myself," she said, vaguely. A low-level voice said:
"Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?"

It's a dog's life
Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

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"I'm a cat person, myself," she said, vaguely. A low-level voice said:
"Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?"

It's a dog's life
Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

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I have now finished my book and oh my heart… 🥹

“The bo-… the la-… the Geoffrey is calm itself. Even after they’ve gone you feel better about yourself. Like life’s still worth havin’.
— Nanny Ogg”

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I have now finished my book and oh my heart… 🥹

“The bo-… the la-… the Geoffrey is calm itself. Even after they’ve gone you feel better about yourself. Like life’s still worth havin’.
— Nanny Ogg”

Thank you @rhipratchett
#enbypride #nonbinary #Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

I have now finished my book and oh my heart… 🥹

“The bo-… the la-… the Geoffrey is calm itself. Even after they’ve gone you feel better about yourself. Like life’s still worth havin’.
— Nanny Ogg”

Thank you @rhipratchett
#enbypride #nonbinary #Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

I have now finished my book and oh my heart… 🥹

“The bo-… the la-… the Geoffrey is calm itself. Even after they’ve gone you feel better about yourself. Like life’s still worth havin’.
— Nanny Ogg”

Thank you @rhipratchett
#enbypride #nonbinary #Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

I have now finished my book and oh my heart… 🥹

“The bo-… the la-… the Geoffrey is calm itself. Even after they’ve gone you feel better about yourself. Like life’s still worth havin’.
— Nanny Ogg”

Thank you @rhipratchett
#enbypride #nonbinary #Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

There are definitely worse ways to spend your Sunday morning.

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There are definitely worse ways to spend your Sunday morning.

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There are definitely worse ways to spend your Sunday morning.

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There are definitely worse ways to spend your Sunday morning.

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There are definitely worse ways to spend your Sunday morning.

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Suffice to say, it’s a wonderful book and you should all absolutely go buy it.

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Suffice to say, it’s a wonderful book and you should all absolutely go buy it.

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Suffice to say, it’s a wonderful book and you should all absolutely go buy it.

#Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

Suffice to say, it’s a wonderful book and you should all absolutely go buy it.

#Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

Suffice to say, it’s a wonderful book and you should all absolutely go buy it.

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The whole thing is covered in notes from various characters- Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Rob Anybody etc, as well as the occasional correction from Lettice Earwig.

This is one of my favourites, in the section on Underwear.
[Nanny Ogg] Bloomers can provide a very useful storage for buffet items. Just remember to remove them before… more intimate encounters. An avalanche of prawn vol-au-vents can really ruin a mood.
[Granny Weatherwax] Ruined mine just reading that.

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The whole thing is covered in notes from various characters- Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Rob Anybody etc, as well as the occasional correction from Lettice Earwig.

This is one of my favourites, in the section on Underwear.

[Nanny Ogg] Bloomers can provide a very useful storage for buffet items. Just remember to remove them before… more intimate encounters. An avalanche of prawn vol-au-vents can really ruin a mood.
[Granny Weatherwax] Ruined mine just reading that.

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The whole thing is covered in notes from various characters- Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Rob Anybody etc, as well as the occasional correction from Lettice Earwig.

This is one of my favourites, in the section on Underwear.
[Nanny Ogg] Bloomers can provide a very useful storage for buffet items. Just remember to remove them before… more intimate encounters. An avalanche of prawn vol-au-vents can really ruin a mood.
[Granny Weatherwax] Ruined mine just reading that.

#Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

The whole thing is covered in notes from various characters- Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Rob Anybody etc, as well as the occasional correction from Lettice Earwig.

This is one of my favourites, in the section on Underwear.
[Nanny Ogg] Bloomers can provide a very useful storage for buffet items. Just remember to remove them before… more intimate encounters. An avalanche of prawn vol-au-vents can really ruin a mood.
[Granny Weatherwax] Ruined mine just reading that.

#Discworld #GNUTerryPratchett

The whole thing is covered in notes from various characters- Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Rob Anybody etc, as well as the occasional correction from Lettice Earwig.

This is one of my favourites, in the section on Underwear.
[Nanny Ogg] Bloomers can provide a very useful storage for buffet items. Just remember to remove them before… more intimate encounters. An avalanche of prawn vol-au-vents can really ruin a mood.
[Granny Weatherwax] Ruined mine just reading that.

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Love this of Nanny Ogg and Granny Aching looks exactly how she does in my head.
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Love this of Nanny Ogg and Granny Aching looks exactly how she does in my head.
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Love this of Nanny Ogg and Granny Aching looks exactly how she does in my head.
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Love this of Nanny Ogg and Granny Aching looks exactly how she does in my head.
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Love this of Nanny Ogg and Granny Aching looks exactly how she does in my head.
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially simian ones. They are not all that subtle."

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

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