Im a sucker for old-timey newsreels and so sometimes I get lost in British Pathe's newsreel archive (which is _fantastic_ and all here: https://www.britishpathe.com).
I think its the clipped, overcranked mid-Atlantic delivery that gets me. (Also, on less fluffy news pieces they followed proper inverted pyramid reporting structure which we need to get back to)
In this one, I noticed some #glengarryglenross in the background there.
<newsreel voice>Uh-oh! You better put that coffee down Mister Levene, Mister Blake has been sent by Mitch and Murray from downtown to whip you sales prospects into shape. Yes, its chasing the elusive Miss Aida, except _this_ skirt isn't one you can chase around the desk. Its Attention, Interest, Decision and Action. The leads are out there and you have got to want them. Remember, the prize for second place is a set of steak knives and there's no room at all for third place!