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  1. "RishGPT veers between dull and delusional in Tory conference speech"

    "He just sounds awkward. Detached. Words tumble out in more or less the right order but they are drained of emotional intelligence. He’s bet the house on himself and he can’t even connect with himself. He merely sounds patronising. Condescending. Listening to him speak is an ordeal."

    It did, however, make Gillian Keegan very moist.

    #RishiSunak #RishGPT #CPC23 #JohnCrace #GillianKeegan

    theguardian.com/politics/2023/

  2. She shall, to me at least, be forever known as Gillian Fucking Keegan.

    The photo accompanying this article suggests she has a fucking thick neck.
    Whereas most of her Tory colleagues have a fucking brass neck, sitting on their arses, doing nothing all day…

    #GillianKeegan #Swearing #Linguistics ha ha

    theguardian.com/commentisfree/

  3. And the tax free money, that you but not I worked so hard for - keep it coming plebs, and we’ll keep reminding you of the dead one you liked to make you feel sorry for us, as we bleed you dry
#brexit #ToryLies #tory #tories #ToriesOut #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #Corruption #ToryCorruption #bbc #news #costofliving #EU #covid #COVID19 #immigration #inflation #ToryLiars #nhs #woke #RAAC #schools #school #GillianKeegan #michaelgove #Gove #Sunak #notmyking #KingCharles

  4. Breaking: while researching how to stop concrete collapsing, dress up pretend scientist discovers he is actually a complete and utter waste of fucking time and should immediately resign . 
#brexit #ToryLies #tory #tories #ToriesOut #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #Corruption #ToryCorruption #bbc #news #costofliving #EU #covid #COVID19 #immigration #inflation #ToryLiars #nhs #woke #RAAC #schools #school #Sunak #GillianKeegan #rishisunak #concrete #ToryIncompetence

  5. Look at them, in their High-Vis, more macho than the village people, tougher than concrete in a school, harder than bread in a food bank, If you have a problem, If no one else can help & if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The C-Team.
#brexit #ToryLies #tory #tories #ToriesOut #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #Corruption #ToryCorruption #bbc #news #costofliving #EU #covid #COVID19 #immigration #inflation #ToryLiars #nhs #woke #RAAC #schools #school #GillianKeegan #michaelgove #Gove #Sunak

  6. “As the laugh escaped her lips, I imagined her spad silently gnawing through his entire fist in the green room. Like the recent Black Mirror episode Joan Is Awful, the spectacle of Gillian Is Awful was grimly brilliant and brilliantly grim.”

    #GillianKeegan #Tories #RAAC #Schools

    theguardian.com/commentisfree/

  7. “But anyone can get caught out by lumps of crumbling buildings. After all, who could have possibly predicted that reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete with a maximum shelf life of 50 years might start to fall to bits after 50 or 60 years? Surely some kind of category error.”

    #Tories #Sunak #GillianKeegan #RAAC and ruin…

    theguardian.com/politics/2023/

  8. #GillianKeegan can try to blame local authorities for #raac but it won't work because most schools have been outside local authority control for ages, due to the war on community schools. The Department of Education is responsible. Conservatives are responsible.

  9. You have to admit that this is better than Labour's usual bland offerings. Gillian Keegan walked straight into a trap with her idiotic statement that most schools are not at risk of collapse.

    "Most beachgoers not eaten by big shark"

    #Labour #GillianKeegan #CrumblyConcrete

  10. “The prayers of most religions generally praise and thank the gods involved, either out of general piety or in the hope that he or she will take the hint and start acting responsibly.”
    Terry Pratchett; Eric
    #DiscWorld #EducationalSwearing #GillianKeegan #PoorMe #RAACandRuin #ToriesUnfitToGovern

  11. This may be true,but you need to keep in mind Eton is fine, so we tories couldn’t give a toss about your plebs schools-it’s not our fault, you knew we hated you when you voted for us & Michael really hated you & your kids
#brexit #ToryLies #tory #tories #ToriesOut #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #Corruption #ToryCorruption #bbc #news #costofliving #EU #covid #COVID19 #immigration #inflation #toryracists #ToryLiars #nhs #woke #jeremyhunt #RAAC #schools #school #GillianKeegan #michaelgove #Gove

  12. #BBCR4 #GillianKeegan reveals the contempt & cruelty of these appalling Tories. #Sunak, when Chancellor & in possession of knowledge of #RAAC, cut school building cover by 50%. Her obfuscation re responsibility shouts TORIES OUT. #ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern

  13. The audacity of #GillianKeegan to guilt overworked and underpaid teachers for disrupting the recovery from the Covid pandemic. Where was she when teachers were putting their health at risk in classrooms through the peaks of the pandemic? #TeacherStrike