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Who can solve this rebus?
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A Yiddish Poem, a thread:
I found this poem on the internet somewhere. It is attributed to beloved actor Gene Wilder, but I didn't ask him if he wrote it last time we spoke, so who knows? Anyway, it's funny so I thought I would share it with my fans, even though it is actually written in English instead of Yiddish as the title implies, and has a lot of strange words.
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#GFish #Quotes #Poem #Yiddish #GeneWilder #JewishHumor #Humor -
CW: What’s the difference between an Ashkenazi frog & a Sefardi frog?
An Ashkenazi frog says, "Ribbis! Ribbis!"
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Listen, Shabbat candles bring light to the world and connect us with generations of women who lit the way for us. Some people have candlesticks that are precious family heirlooms passed down from mother to daughter. Others use new, hyper-modern ones. Share yours in the comments, but make sure to do it before you light!
#GFish #Shabbat #ShabbatShalom #ShabbatCandles #FridayNightLights #LetThereBeLight
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Jewish salesperson: This crock pot will make cholent for 6 Jews without any problems.
Me: Where am I going to find 6 Jews without any problems?
#GFish #Cholent #JewishHumor #JewishFood -
Jewish salesperson: This crock pot will make cholent for 6 Jews without any problems.
Me: Where am I going to find 6 Jews without any problems?
#GFish #Cholent #JewishHumor #JewishFood -
Jewish salesperson: This crock pot will make cholent for 6 Jews without any problems.
Me: Where am I going to find 6 Jews without any problems?
#GFish #Cholent #JewishHumor #JewishFood -
Jewish salesperson: This crock pot will make cholent for 6 Jews without any problems.
Me: Where am I going to find 6 Jews without any problems?
#GFish #Cholent #JewishHumor #JewishFood -
Jewish salesperson: This crock pot will make cholent for 6 Jews without any problems.
Me: Where am I going to find 6 Jews without any problems?
#GFish #Cholent #JewishHumor #JewishFood -
Happy Chanukah, everyone! I love listening to this song by the one and only Matisyahu on Chanukah to get into the Chanukah spirit. 🔥Also I love chocolate stuff!🍫 What is your favorite Chanukah song? 🎶
https://youtu.be/Gv-7WdpB72o?si=UrVLMTSImvJo0SX1
#Chanukah #JewishMusic #GFish #Matisyahu #ChocolateStuff -
Listen up, people! The connection between JEWISH SPACE LASERS and Chanukah is finally explained in another totally AMAZING Chanukah song by my friend Jono! Watch "Chanukah: 3622" to learn the TRUE meaning of Chanukah.
:dreidel: 🚀 🔫 ⚡ :trek_tos_spock: 🕍
#Chanukah #Hanukkah #JewishSpaceLasers #JewishMusic #ItcheKadoozy #GFish #JewishScifi #Chanukah3622 -
Listen up, people! The connection between JEWISH SPACE LASERS and Chanukah is finally explained in another totally AMAZING Chanukah song by my friend Jono! Watch "Chanukah: 3622" to learn the TRUE meaning of Chanukah.
:dreidel: 🚀 🔫 ⚡ :trek_tos_spock: 🕍
#Chanukah #Hanukkah #JewishSpaceLasers #JewishMusic #ItcheKadoozy #GFish #JewishScifi #Chanukah3622 -
Listen up, people! The connection between JEWISH SPACE LASERS and Chanukah is finally explained in another totally AMAZING Chanukah song by my friend Jono! Watch "Chanukah: 3622" to learn the TRUE meaning of Chanukah.
:dreidel: 🚀 🔫 ⚡ :trek_tos_spock: 🕍
#Chanukah #Hanukkah #JewishSpaceLasers #JewishMusic #ItcheKadoozy #GFish #JewishScifi #Chanukah3622 -
Listen up, people! The connection between JEWISH SPACE LASERS and Chanukah is finally explained in another totally AMAZING Chanukah song by my friend Jono! Watch "Chanukah: 3622" to learn the TRUE meaning of Chanukah.
:dreidel: 🚀 🔫 ⚡ :trek_tos_spock: 🕍
#Chanukah #Hanukkah #JewishSpaceLasers #JewishMusic #ItcheKadoozy #GFish #JewishScifi #Chanukah3622 -
Listen up, people! The connection between JEWISH SPACE LASERS and Chanukah is finally explained in another totally AMAZING Chanukah song by my friend Jono! Watch "Chanukah: 3622" to learn the TRUE meaning of Chanukah.
:dreidel: 🚀 🔫 ⚡ :trek_tos_spock: 🕍
#Chanukah #Hanukkah #JewishSpaceLasers #JewishMusic #ItcheKadoozy #GFish #JewishScifi #Chanukah3622 -
Move over "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel"! This tune is my JAM!! Best #Chanukah song EVER! What's your favorite #Hanukkah song?
#JewishMusic #Dreidel #GFish #Jono #ItcheKadoozy #BestSongEver -
Hey guys, it’s that time of year! 🗓 What do you put on your latkes, ketchup or mustard? 😇 Bonus points for pictures. 📸 (Please don’t report this post for condiment crimes!)
#GFish #JewishFood #AshkenormativeCuisine #Latkes #Chanukah #Hanukkah #Hannukkahh #humuhumunukunukuapuaa -
Hey guys, it’s that time of year! 🗓 What do you put on your latkes, ketchup or mustard? 😇 Bonus points for pictures. 📸 (Please don’t report this post for condiment crimes!)
#GFish #JewishFood #AshkenormativeCuisine #Latkes #Chanukah #Hanukkah #Hannukkahh #humuhumunukunukuapuaa -
Hey guys, it’s that time of year! 🗓 What do you put on your latkes, ketchup or mustard? 😇 Bonus points for pictures. 📸 (Please don’t report this post for condiment crimes!)
#GFish #JewishFood #AshkenormativeCuisine #Latkes #Chanukah #Hanukkah #Hannukkahh #humuhumunukunukuapuaa -
Hey guys, it’s that time of year! 🗓 What do you put on your latkes, ketchup or mustard? 😇 Bonus points for pictures. 📸 (Please don’t report this post for condiment crimes!)
#GFish #JewishFood #AshkenormativeCuisine #Latkes #Chanukah #Hanukkah #Hannukkahh #humuhumunukunukuapuaa -
Hey guys, it’s that time of year! 🗓 What do you put on your latkes, ketchup or mustard? 😇 Bonus points for pictures. 📸 (Please don’t report this post for condiment crimes!)
#GFish #JewishFood #AshkenormativeCuisine #Latkes #Chanukah #Hanukkah #Hannukkahh #humuhumunukunukuapuaa -
Listen, never underestimate the power of gratitude! Just like a fish needs water to swim, we need an attitude of gratitude to glide through life. It transforms ordinary moments into extraordinary blessings and fills our hearts with joy. Let's remember to appreciate the little things, be thankful for the big things, and make our world a more grateful place 🌟🙌
Grateful Gefilte Fish, signing off!
#AttitudeOfGratitude #ThankfulEveryday #GefilteFishWisdom #GFish #Blessed -
Listen, never underestimate the power of gratitude! Just like a fish needs water to swim, we need an attitude of gratitude to glide through life. It transforms ordinary moments into extraordinary blessings and fills our hearts with joy. Let's remember to appreciate the little things, be thankful for the big things, and make our world a more grateful place 🌟🙌
Grateful Gefilte Fish, signing off!
#AttitudeOfGratitude #ThankfulEveryday #GefilteFishWisdom #GFish #Blessed -
Listen, never underestimate the power of gratitude! Just like a fish needs water to swim, we need an attitude of gratitude to glide through life. It transforms ordinary moments into extraordinary blessings and fills our hearts with joy. Let's remember to appreciate the little things, be thankful for the big things, and make our world a more grateful place 🌟🙌
Grateful Gefilte Fish, signing off!
#AttitudeOfGratitude #ThankfulEveryday #GefilteFishWisdom #GFish #Blessed -
Listen, never underestimate the power of gratitude! Just like a fish needs water to swim, we need an attitude of gratitude to glide through life. It transforms ordinary moments into extraordinary blessings and fills our hearts with joy. Let's remember to appreciate the little things, be thankful for the big things, and make our world a more grateful place 🌟🙌
Grateful Gefilte Fish, signing off!
#AttitudeOfGratitude #ThankfulEveryday #GefilteFishWisdom #GFish #Blessed -
Listen, never underestimate the power of gratitude! Just like a fish needs water to swim, we need an attitude of gratitude to glide through life. It transforms ordinary moments into extraordinary blessings and fills our hearts with joy. Let's remember to appreciate the little things, be thankful for the big things, and make our world a more grateful place 🌟🙌
Grateful Gefilte Fish, signing off!
#AttitudeOfGratitude #ThankfulEveryday #GefilteFishWisdom #GFish #Blessed -
I think this is the same gas station in Lakewood, New Jersey where you can get a nice, hot bowl of cholent on Thursday nights. Food for the soul comes in many flavors.
#GFish #Tehillim #Cholent #AshkenormativeCuisine #JewishCuisine #JewishFood #Psalms #Yinglish #Yeshivish #EveryMitzvahCounts -
I think this is the same gas station in Lakewood, New Jersey where you can get a nice, hot bowl of cholent on Thursday nights. Food for the soul comes in many flavors.
#GFish #Tehillim #Cholent #AshkenormativeCuisine #JewishCuisine #JewishFood #Psalms #Yinglish #Yeshivish #EveryMitzvahCounts -
I think this is the same gas station in Lakewood, New Jersey where you can get a nice, hot bowl of cholent on Thursday nights. Food for the soul comes in many flavors.
#GFish #Tehillim #Cholent #AshkenormativeCuisine #JewishCuisine #JewishFood #Psalms #Yinglish #Yeshivish #EveryMitzvahCounts -
I think this is the same gas station in Lakewood, New Jersey where you can get a nice, hot bowl of cholent on Thursday nights. Food for the soul comes in many flavors.
#GFish #Tehillim #Cholent #AshkenormativeCuisine #JewishCuisine #JewishFood #Psalms #Yinglish #Yeshivish #EveryMitzvahCounts -
I think this is the same gas station in Lakewood, New Jersey where you can get a nice, hot bowl of cholent on Thursday nights. Food for the soul comes in many flavors.
#GFish #Tehillim #Cholent #AshkenormativeCuisine #JewishCuisine #JewishFood #Psalms #Yinglish #Yeshivish #EveryMitzvahCounts -
I used to tell a joke about Lot’s wife. Looking back, it wasn’t a great idea.
#GFish #JewishHumor #Salt #LotsOfSalt #SaltyHumor -
You know, guys, there are plenty of songs about cities, like “New York, New York”, “Viva Las Vegas”, and “I Love Paris”; but there are NOWHERE near as many songs about any city as there are about Jerusalem. The most famous is probably “Jerusalem of Gold”, but there are MANY more! Reply with your FAVORITE song about Jerusalem. Let’s see how many we can name!
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This is HILARIOUS! Imagine if people put up lawn signs in front of their SUKKAH like they do in front of their HOUSE. What are some of the things you think they might say? 🤔
#JewishHumor #GFish #MatzoBallSoup #Sukkah #Sukkot #LawnSigns
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Hey, want to know what's awesome? ROBOTS! 🤖
Want to know what's even MORE awesome?! ROBOTS DOING MITZVAHS! 🦾Jewish author Dara Horn trained her pet robot, Spot, to shake the lulav! This Boston Dynamics robot lives in their house as their only pet. I wonder if it plays Connect Four...
(Source: Tablet Magazine twitter.com/tabletmag/status/1709681825185218913)
#Robot #Robots #GFish #PetsThatPlayConnectFour #Mitzvah #Lulav #Sukkot -
In #Copenhagen, even the #sukkah has gone GREEN! Check out this sukkah bike! A sukkah WHERE you need it, WHEN you need it, with a ride as Earth-friendly as the sukkah itself.
Can someone who knows Danish tell me what “God Sukkot” means? Is it saying that spending time in the sukkah is spending time with God?
#GFish #GodSukkot #Sukkot #SukkahBike #GoneGreen #PlantBasedHousing
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You can build a sukkah in all kinds of ways and all kinds of places! Here are some on balconies of an apartment building in Israel. A sukkah just drove past me on the back of a truck! What does your sukkah look like and what are some unusual styles or places you have seen them?
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I starred in a science fiction series once, but unfortunately it never aired. Here is the pilot. I was going to screen it next time I was invited as a headliner at a sci-fi convention, but that hasn't happened, probably because the only sci-fi show I was in never aired.
https://youtu.be/nWqmIOehbJw?si=IQOC4_qqSwfb_4wN
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Just got mistaken for a jellyfish at the aquarium today. They really need a Gefilte Fish exhibit! #FishyIdentityCrisis #GFish
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Just got mistaken for a jellyfish at the aquarium today. They really need a Gefilte Fish exhibit! #FishyIdentityCrisis #GFish
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Just got mistaken for a jellyfish at the aquarium today. They really need a Gefilte Fish exhibit! #FishyIdentityCrisis #GFish
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Just got mistaken for a jellyfish at the aquarium today. They really need a Gefilte Fish exhibit! #FishyIdentityCrisis #GFish
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Just got mistaken for a jellyfish at the aquarium today. They really need a Gefilte Fish exhibit! #FishyIdentityCrisis #GFish
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There are so many different ways to build a sukkah and live in it! It just needs at least 2.5 walls and some vegetation on top. That leaves a lot of room for creativity. Some people use a quick snap-together kit and bamboo mat, and some go much more elaborate. It's a great way to personalize your space and share it with friends. How do you build your sukkah and what fun things do you do in it? Share a picture, too!
(Image credit: https://rooster613.blogspot.com/2011/10/building-my-own-sukkah-from-stuff-in.html)
#GFish #Sukkah -
A rabbi walked into a bar with a gefilte fish on his shoulder. The bartender asked, "Where did you get that?!" The gefilte fish replied, "Brooklyn. There are lots of them there."
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You were all too busy wondering if a hot dog is a sandwich that you never stopped to consider whether a hamantash is a pie. 🥧
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You were all too busy wondering if a hot dog is a sandwich that you never stopped to consider whether a hamantash is a pie. 🥧
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You were all too busy wondering if a hot dog is a sandwich that you never stopped to consider whether a hamantash is a pie. 🥧