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  1. RE: social.lansky.name/@hn250/1170

    I tried with « Adopting an old dog »:

    The shelter volunteer said, "He's nine years old. Most people want puppies."

    I said, "I'll take him."

    His name was Gerald. He had one working ear, a suspicious relationship with stairs, and the energy level of a retired Scandinavian ferry captain. He moved through life at exactly the speed he wanted to.

    The first week, Gerald discovered my couch and made a unilateral decision about ownership. No negotiation. No transition period. Just Gerald, horizontal, radiating the quiet authority of someone who has genuinely stopped caring what you think.

    The vet told me his hips were going. Gerald did not appear to have been informed of this. He still investigated every corner of the backyard with the methodical thoroughness of a Cold War archivist cataloguing documents nobody asked for.

    Here's what nine years of living does to a dog: it removes all the noise.

    No performing. No anxious tail-chasing. No frantic need to be loved by everyone in the room. Gerald reserved his affection like a limited-edition pressing. If he put his head in your lap, you felt genuinely chosen.

    We had two years together.

    They were extraordinarily quiet years.

    I recommend them completely.

    #OldDogs #DogAdoption #SeniorDogs #RescueDog #Gerald #PetAdoption #QuietLife #SeniorDogRescue #AdoptDontShop #cringebot3000

    This post was generated with tongue firmly in cheek by LinkedIn CringeBot 3000.

  2. Le ministre de la justice transmet un rapport au ministre de l'intérieur qui va le transmettre à son prédécesseur.

    Tout va bien.

    #macron #justice #darmanin #gerald

  3. ⚖️ The Gerald Chronicles vs. The Captive Audience

    A landmark ruling from Judge Hearth. The court has spoken.

    🔨 Verdict: Side A wins. Read the full judgment.

    All verdicts are final, binding, and completely made up.

    judgement.theasylum.be/case/21

    judgement.theasylum.be/case/21

    #MockCourt #PublicTransport #Gerald #ArgumentSettler

  4. USS Ford returns home after record deployment supporting Iran war, Maduro’s capture

    NORFOLK, Virginia — The USS Gerald R. Ford, the world’s largest aircraft carrier, returned home to Virginia on…
    #NewsBeep #News #BreakingNews #2026US-IsraelwarwithIran #aircraftcarriers #breakingnews #gerald-ford #Iran #PeteHegseth
    newsbeep.com/543096/

  5. World’s biggest aircraft carrier returns to the US after 11 months at sea

    NORFOLK, Va. (AP) — The USS Gerald R. Ford, the world largest aircraft carrier, returned home to Virginia…
    #NewsBeep #News #Topstories #APTopNews #Generalnews #gerald-ford #Governmentandpolitics #Headlines #Iran #iranwar #Militaryanddefense #NicolasMaduro #PeteHegseth #Politics #TopStories #U.S.-Venezuelaconflict #Venezuela #Virginia #Warandunrest #Washingtonnews
    newsbeep.com/542187/

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  9. #Gérald tauchte zum ersten Mal im Protokoll der 55. Sitzung des 21. Deutschen Bundestages am 28.01.2026 auf. Es wurde im Rahmen der Rede von Nancy Faeser (SPD) gesagt.

    Video: de.openparliament.tv/media/DE-

  10. #Gérald tauchte zum ersten Mal im Protokoll der 55. Sitzung des 21. Deutschen Bundestages am 28.01.2026 auf. Es wurde im Rahmen der Rede von Nancy Faeser (SPD) gesagt.

    Video: de.openparliament.tv/media/DE-

  11. Le podcast est là : pyongyangcityrockers.wordpress
    Ayé on l'a fait ce sacré phoner Carringtons, c'est leur guitariste-chanteur Joey qui s'y est collé depuis Le Havre, entre balance et concert, très sympa de prendre du temps pour Pyongyanguer ensemble...
    A part ça, vos Grandes Leadrices et Deurs vont ont cassé les oreilles avec un mélange hardcore - hip hop - oi! - punk - reggae - chanson de charme engagée du meilleur aloi : #Aphelium - #ColumbaTriste - #Tideux - #Belek - #TheCarringtons - #Unsub - #Infecticide - #Bleakness - #Gérald - #SickThoughts - #SteelPulse... merci !

  12. Le podcast est là : pyongyangcityrockers.wordpress
    Ayé on l'a fait ce sacré phoner Carringtons, c'est leur guitariste-chanteur Joey qui s'y est collé depuis Le Havre, entre balance et concert, très sympa de prendre du temps pour Pyongyanguer ensemble...
    A part ça, vos Grandes Leadrices et Deurs vont ont cassé les oreilles avec un mélange hardcore - hip hop - oi! - punk - reggae - chanson de charme engagée du meilleur aloi : #Aphelium - #ColumbaTriste - #Tideux - #Belek - #TheCarringtons - #Unsub - #Infecticide - #Bleakness - #Gérald - #SickThoughts - #SteelPulse... merci !

  13. #Gérald tauchte zum ersten Mal im Protokoll der 55. Sitzung des 21. Deutschen Bundestages am 28.01.2026 auf. Es wurde im Rahmen der Rede von Nancy Faeser (SPD) gesagt.

    Video: de.openparliament.tv/media/DE-

  14. #Gérald tauchte zum ersten Mal im Protokoll der 55. Sitzung des 21. Deutschen Bundestages am 28.01.2026 auf. Es wurde im Rahmen der Rede von Nancy Faeser (SPD) gesagt.

    Video: de.openparliament.tv/media/DE-

  15. @essentiel tiens, au sujet de #Darmator, @mediapart nous informe :

    #Gérald #Moussa #Darmanin enfin face à son irresponsabilité

    Invention de l’« #écoterrorisme », mise en cause de la #LDH, mensonges sur le maintien de l’ #ordre (…) la stratégie de tension élaborée par Gérald #Darmanin au ministère de l’intérieur lui revient désormais en pleine figure (#oupas)

    mediapart.fr/journal/france/06

  16. Ein Gig wie ein wahnhaft-fiebriger Alptraum. Das anglo-französische Kollektiv !GeRald! bringt mit seinem irren Experimentalrock-Bombardement unseren Berichterstatter an seine Grenzen.

    gig-blog.net/2025/09/19/gerald

    #Konzert #Konzertbericht #Concert #LiveMusic #LiveMusik #Konzertfotografie #ConcertPhotography #Stuttgart #Gerald #ProgRock

  17. Foundations of Modern Physical Science by Gerald & Duane H. D. Roller Holton (PDF)
    Author: Gerald & Duane H. D. Roller Holton
    File Type: PDF
    Download at sci-books.com/foundations-of-m
    #, #Gerald&DuaneH.D.RollerHolton

  18. Foundations of Modern Physical Science by Gerald & Duane H. D. Roller Holton (PDF)
    Author: Gerald & Duane H. D. Roller Holton
    File Type: PDF
    Download at sci-books.com/foundations-of-m
    #, #Gerald&DuaneH.D.RollerHolton

  19. #GutenMorgen, ich hätte da noch eine Idee für einen neuen #witcher3 #Mod xD

    Dass mir der nicht früher eingefallen ist...naja erstmal #Kaffee

    #Illustration #Comic #gaming #Gerald

  20. #GutenMorgen, ich hätte da noch eine Idee für einen neuen #witcher3 #Mod xD

    Dass mir der nicht früher eingefallen ist...naja erstmal #Kaffee

    #Illustration #Comic #gaming #Gerald

  21. In October 2021, Donald Trump announced that his media company, the owner of the platform Truth Social, had sealed an incredible deal:
    👉 a merger with a “special purpose acquisition company” that would deliver to his firm $300 million toward his promise of giving “a voice to all.”

    By then, however, the insider trading by investors in the #SPAC, 🔸Digital World Acquisition🔸, had already begun

    Rejected by banks and lenders over the Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection and his long history of bankruptcies and business failures, Trump had approved the merger of his company with a special purpose acquisition company as a way to raise money in the months after he lost the White House.

    Often called “blank check” firms, SPACs promise access to public stock investors with fewer financial disclosures than a traditional corporate listing requires

    Digital World’s chief executive, Patrick #Orlando, a Miami financier Trump had hosted at his golf clubs, had been telling investors privately for months that he’d been talking with Trump about the deal, the filings assert —🔸 a violation of federal securities law🔸, the Securities and Exchange Commission would say later, given his company’s pledge in regulatory filings that its leaders had held no talks with any merger targets.

    One investor, the Miami Beach businessman Anton #Postolnikov, had amassed a huge stake in Digital World.
    Postolnikov, who was born in Russia and is the nephew of a longtime Russian government official, sold most of his stake just days after Trump’s announcement sent the stock soaring, according to an FBI agent’s search warrant affidavit.

    His profit: $22 million.

    Another, a Ukraine-born nightclub manager turned private equity investor named Michael #Shvartsman, told his business partners and a neighbor about the moneymaking opportunity, according to the affidavit — before securing $18 million in profits for himself.

    Shvartsman, his brother #Gerald, and Bruce #Garelick, the investment chief of Shvartsman’s private-equity firm ♦️Rocket One Capital♦️, have been charged with conspiracy and securities fraud in the case.

    Trump’s campaign referred comment for this story to Trump Media. Jesse Binnall, an attorney for Trump Media, said in a statement that any alleged wrongdoing “had no connection to Trump Media whatsoever.”
    Noting that Trump Media is suing The Washington Post over a previous story about the merger plans, Binnall warned that “any allegations against Trump Media are maliciously and transparently false.”
    He did not identify any specific reporting that he alleged to be false.
    #DWAC #corruption #campaignfinance
    @campaignfinance
    (1/n)

  22. In October 2021, Donald Trump announced that his media company, the owner of the platform Truth Social, had sealed an incredible deal:
    👉 a merger with a “special purpose acquisition company” that would deliver to his firm $300 million toward his promise of giving “a voice to all.”

    By then, however, the insider trading by investors in the #SPAC, 🔸Digital World Acquisition🔸, had already begun

    Rejected by banks and lenders over the Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection and his long history of bankruptcies and business failures, Trump had approved the merger of his company with a special purpose acquisition company as a way to raise money in the months after he lost the White House.

    Often called “blank check” firms, SPACs promise access to public stock investors with fewer financial disclosures than a traditional corporate listing requires

    Digital World’s chief executive, Patrick #Orlando, a Miami financier Trump had hosted at his golf clubs, had been telling investors privately for months that he’d been talking with Trump about the deal, the filings assert —🔸 a violation of federal securities law🔸, the Securities and Exchange Commission would say later, given his company’s pledge in regulatory filings that its leaders had held no talks with any merger targets.

    One investor, the Miami Beach businessman Anton #Postolnikov, had amassed a huge stake in Digital World.
    Postolnikov, who was born in Russia and is the nephew of a longtime Russian government official, sold most of his stake just days after Trump’s announcement sent the stock soaring, according to an FBI agent’s search warrant affidavit.

    His profit: $22 million.

    Another, a Ukraine-born nightclub manager turned private equity investor named Michael #Shvartsman, told his business partners and a neighbor about the moneymaking opportunity, according to the affidavit — before securing $18 million in profits for himself.

    Shvartsman, his brother #Gerald, and Bruce #Garelick, the investment chief of Shvartsman’s private-equity firm ♦️Rocket One Capital♦️, have been charged with conspiracy and securities fraud in the case.

    Trump’s campaign referred comment for this story to Trump Media. Jesse Binnall, an attorney for Trump Media, said in a statement that any alleged wrongdoing “had no connection to Trump Media whatsoever.”
    Noting that Trump Media is suing The Washington Post over a previous story about the merger plans, Binnall warned that “any allegations against Trump Media are maliciously and transparently false.”
    He did not identify any specific reporting that he alleged to be false.
    #DWAC #corruption #campaignfinance
    @campaignfinance
    (1/n)

  23. #Météo du mardi 5 décembre 2023 à Niort : journée ensoleillée. Min. : 4°. Max. : 11°. Bonne fête aux #Gérald.

  24. Stargazers vs Celestial Dragons

    Whimsical spells fill the air as a towering observatory atop a mystical mountain hosts a fierce battle between stargazers and celestial dragons in the midst of a enchanting magical storm

    See More Seeds: aidyslexic.raupulus.dev/collec

    #StableDiffusion #ai #ArtificialIntelligence #stargazers #celestial-beings #magical-storms #battles #observatory #mountains #whimsy #adventure #Gerald-Brom

  25. ( #COVID19 #sarscov2 road to hell paved by human hubris )
    By @r_h_ebright 🥼🦠
    US House testimony of National Science Advisory Board for #biosecurity Chair #Gerald #Parker:

    "it is now clear that unnecessarily dangerous research was conducted at the #wuhan Institute of #Virology, some funded by U.S. federal agencies.

    oversight.house.gov/wp-content

    .thread 🧵 x.com/r_h_ebright/status/17144