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[2/2] Here's the page for the play itself (closes this Sunday). Looks v interesting. Good for him, first play gets Off-Broadway.
The pretext is basically "what if you're the one building Big Brother for the government?"
#OffBroadway #play #moral #thriller #plot #points #elicit #gasps #audience #BigBrother #surveillance #state #Palantir #data #harvester #broker #privacy #laws
https://www.datatheplay.com/ -
[2/2] Here's the page for the play itself (closes this Sunday). Looks v interesting. Good for him, first play gets Off-Broadway.
The pretext is basically "what if you're the one building Big Brother for the government?"
#OffBroadway #play #moral #thriller #plot #points #elicit #gasps #audience #BigBrother #surveillance #state #Palantir #data #harvester #broker #privacy #laws
https://www.datatheplay.com/ -
(Read carefully. There are no typos in the following.)
[On a blind date:]
"Hi! Nice to meet you. How old are you?"
"22."
"[Gasps]. I'm 35."
"[Gasps too.] This is going to be an age gasps relationship then."
:madjoy:
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Defense lawyer: Your honor, I am a chihuahua.
Prosecution lawyer: Objection!
Judge: On what grounds?
Prosecution lawyer: Defense counsel cannot possibly be a dog.
Judge: Why?
Prosecution lawyer: I saw them laying an egg! Dogs do not lay eggs.
[Gasps in the audience.]
Judge: [Turning to the defence lawyer.] What do you say?
Defense lawyer: It is true, Your Honor. For you see... [pulls off mask dramatically] I am a turnip.
[The audience clutches its pearls.]
Prosecution lawyer: But what about the egg?
Defense lawyer: It was a prop.
[The egg cracks, a chick comes out.]
Defense lawyer: Well, damn! It must have been a fertilized prop.
Judge and Prosecution lawyer: Hahahahahahahah!
#court #law #lawyers #objection #PearlClutching #gasps #dog #turnip #egg #chick #skit #comedy #nonsense