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  1. [2/2] Here's the page for the play itself (closes this Sunday). Looks v interesting. Good for him, first play gets Off-Broadway.
    The pretext is basically "what if you're the one building Big Brother for the government?"
    #OffBroadway #play #moral #thriller #plot #points #elicit #gasps #audience #BigBrother #surveillance #state #Palantir #data #harvester #broker #privacy #laws
    datatheplay.com/

  2. [2/2] Here's the page for the play itself (closes this Sunday). Looks v interesting. Good for him, first play gets Off-Broadway.
    The pretext is basically "what if you're the one building Big Brother for the government?"
    #OffBroadway #play #moral #thriller #plot #points #elicit #gasps #audience #BigBrother #surveillance #state #Palantir #data #harvester #broker #privacy #laws
    datatheplay.com/

  3. (Read carefully. There are no typos in the following.)

    [On a blind date:]

    "Hi! Nice to meet you. How old are you?"

    "22."

    "[Gasps]. I'm 35."

    "[Gasps too.] This is going to be an age gasps relationship then."

    :madjoy:

    #dating #gasps #AgeGapRelationships

  4. Defense lawyer: Your honor, I am a chihuahua.

    Prosecution lawyer: Objection!

    Judge: On what grounds?

    Prosecution lawyer: Defense counsel cannot possibly be a dog.

    Judge: Why?

    Prosecution lawyer: I saw them laying an egg! Dogs do not lay eggs.

    [Gasps in the audience.]

    Judge: [Turning to the defence lawyer.] What do you say?

    Defense lawyer: It is true, Your Honor. For you see... [pulls off mask dramatically] I am a turnip.

    [The audience clutches its pearls.]

    Prosecution lawyer: But what about the egg?

    Defense lawyer: It was a prop.

    [The egg cracks, a chick comes out.]

    Defense lawyer: Well, damn! It must have been a fertilized prop.

    Judge and Prosecution lawyer: Hahahahahahahah!

    #court #law #lawyers #objection #PearlClutching #gasps #dog #turnip #egg #chick #skit #comedy #nonsense