#gammons — Public Fediverse posts
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Sometimes I am reminded how inept algorithms and targeted adverts are.
When I get fed this "Tell me you're a c_nt without telling me you're a c_nt" polo shirt.
And, let's face it. The Polo shirt is the dress uniform of the flag shagging gammon, but WTAF is this!? -
I think the #GreenParty should spin its proposed #SpeedLimit policy slightly differently - and just say "we will reassess all speed limits on #UK #roads, selecting maximums of 50 to 60 mph where appropriate" this enables use of existing road signs and limits that drivers are familiar with, isn't wildly different from what local Councils and #NationalHighways / #TrafficScotland / #TransportForWales are doing anyway, gives #gammons a less obvious headline than unusual 55 mph limit and they don't have that long attention spans..
Incidentally I've now been driving 7 years and even in that relatively short time I've seen multiple rural roads across #Suffolk and #Essex change limits from 60 mph to 40-50 mph - all areas with Conservative Councils!
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I think the #GreenParty should spin its proposed #SpeedLimit policy slightly differently - and just say "we will reassess all speed limits on #UK #roads, selecting maximums of 50 to 60 mph where appropriate" this enables use of existing road signs and limits that drivers are familiar with, isn't wildly different from what local Councils and #NationalHighways / #TrafficScotland / #TransportForWales are doing anyway, gives #gammons a less obvious headline than unusual 55 mph limit and they don't have that long attention spans..
Incidentally I've now been driving 7 years and even in that relatively short time I've seen multiple rural roads across #Suffolk and #Essex change limits from 60 mph to 40-50 mph - all areas with Conservative Councils!
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#Gammons complain that #immigrants are men of "fighting age" and "running away" from conflict in their home countries - but here a family in #Felixstowe #Suffolk has abandoned their successful local business to go *back* to #Iran - in spite of the obvious personal danger in doing so..
https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/25964560.quick-stop-felixstowe-repossessed-due-rent-non-payment/
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#Gammons complain that #immigrants are men of "fighting age" and "running away" from conflict in their home countries - but here a family in #Felixstowe #Suffolk has abandoned their successful local business to go *back* to #Iran - in spite of the obvious personal danger in doing so..
https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/25964560.quick-stop-felixstowe-repossessed-due-rent-non-payment/
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I'm not surprised this business failed. It was better off in the town centre location, but thats still hard to get to unless you pay for parking (and car park immediately opposite got turned into construction zone).
Moving it to the sportsball ground makes it even harder to get to, on top of which although I like #PieAndMash I don't want to be the only brown person in the area, especially as this traditional British dish can attract #gammons who avoid "foreign" food..
I think there's still a pie and mash shop in the shared multicultural Tower Street Food Court, which I might visit next time I am in town
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I'm not surprised this business failed. It was better off in the town centre location, but thats still hard to get to unless you pay for parking (and car park immediately opposite got turned into construction zone).
Moving it to the sportsball ground makes it even harder to get to, on top of which although I like #PieAndMash I don't want to be the only brown person in the area, especially as this traditional British dish can attract #gammons who avoid "foreign" food..
I think there's still a pie and mash shop in the shared multicultural Tower Street Food Court, which I might visit next time I am in town
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Man lost track of what he should be shouting at
Having shouted at hotels, festive trees, ERASMUS and wind turbines one angry middle-aged white man cannot figure out what he should be shouting at next week.
#FlagShaggers #Gammons #RageBait #satire
https://daily-twerk.com/general/man-lost-track-of-what-he-should-be-shouting-at/
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People who shouted at hotels now shouting at plastic trees
This year's variation on 'they are cancelling Christmas' is all about the fake trees sold in Tesco stores.
https://daily-twerk.com/general/people-who-shouted-at-hotels-now-shouting-at-plastic-trees/
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I wonder if another reason #Felixstowe is getting more visitors is its a far more pleasant place if you are brown or black, not so full of #gammons / #Reform supporters everywhere (in comparison to somewhere like Clacton) and has a more #multicultural crowd of people?
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I wonder if another reason #Felixstowe is getting more visitors is its a far more pleasant place if you are brown or black, not so full of #gammons / #Reform supporters everywhere (in comparison to somewhere like Clacton) and has a more #multicultural crowd of people?
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Gammon undecided about weekend plans
Weekends have often been a bit dull. Now with many options such as shouting at hotels or putting up flags it is hard to decide what to do.
#FlagShaggers #Gammons #satire
https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/gammon-undecided-about-weekend-plans/
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Angry white middle-aged man angry at being called an angry white middle-aged man
Blokes who lIke to express their love for England by beating up police officers, setting fire to libraries and intimidating asylum seekers angry at being called angry.
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Oink! 3 #gammons will be spending Christmas and a few months after that in #jail after travelling from semi-rural areas of #Essex to East #London, stalking #multicultural community buildings and where #BritishMuslims gathered for #education and #prayer and leaving pig heads and racist #graffiti
There would have been a significant amount of pre-planning, the buildings targeted are *not* obvious #mosques and the men drove some distance from villages on the other side of #Brentwood (I'd always suspected many of these places to be #WhiteFlight areas from multicultural London)
https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/three-essex-men-jailed-after-10509886
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Oink! 3 #gammons will be spending Christmas and a few months after that in #jail after travelling from semi-rural areas of #Essex to East #London, stalking #multicultural community buildings and where #BritishMuslims gathered for #education and #prayer and leaving pig heads and racist #graffiti
There would have been a significant amount of pre-planning, the buildings targeted are *not* obvious #mosques and the men drove some distance from villages on the other side of #Brentwood (I'd always suspected many of these places to be #WhiteFlight areas from multicultural London)
https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/three-essex-men-jailed-after-10509886
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Just fitted a replacement side #mirror (left hand /passenger side) to a (European) #FordFusion belonging to a work colleague (she had been stopped by the #Police yesterday for having a busted mirror and given a warning to get it fixed)
The mechanic at #repair garage next door sourced it earlier in the afternoon and was going to fit it but she had had to leave the office due to an emergency at home, so he had asked if I could fit it - its an easy job, even more so than VW versions.
It does seem Police are starting to check up on drivers who are from other parts of the Commonwealth, probably due to #gammons moaning about "foreigners not obeying #traffic #laws
(it is however good practice to have all side mirrors present to keep cyclists and pedestrians safe!)
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Just fitted a replacement side #mirror (left hand /passenger side) to a (European) #FordFusion belonging to a work colleague (she had been stopped by the #Police yesterday for having a busted mirror and given a warning to get it fixed)
The mechanic at #repair garage next door sourced it earlier in the afternoon and was going to fit it but she had had to leave the office due to an emergency at home, so he had asked if I could fit it - its an easy job, even more so than VW versions.
It does seem Police are starting to check up on drivers who are from other parts of the Commonwealth, probably due to #gammons moaning about "foreigners not obeying #traffic #laws
(it is however good practice to have all side mirrors present to keep cyclists and pedestrians safe!)
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Andddddd - Right on cue this twat pops up to stoke the hatred fires in time for Sunday’s Epping Gammon march #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK #gammons
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Andddddd - Right on cue this twat pops up to stoke the hatred fires in time for Sunday’s Epping Gammon march #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK #gammons
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Gammon Stream Media and their Glastonbury love affair
From beginning to end Glastonbury has been a treat for irrelevant gammons who have never been there and are never likely to.
#Gammons #Glastonbury #GSM #news #satire
https://daily-twerk.com/entertainment/gammon-stream-media-and-their-glastonbury-love-affair/
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Lest we forget …. As true today as it was then ….. #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #Gammons #farage #reformuk #reform #TaxTheRich
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Lest we forget …. As true today as it was then ….. #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #Gammons #farage #reformuk #reform #TaxTheRich
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Thick as shit racist twat little tomeh robinson, makes up a bullshit letter to himself and forgets to change to his fake account to send it to himself ….. #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #Gammons #farage #reform #ReformUK #nigelfarage
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Thick as shit racist twat little tomeh robinson, makes up a bullshit letter to himself and forgets to change to his fake account to send it to himself ….. #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #Gammons #farage #reform #ReformUK #nigelfarage
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I’m no expert, but I think you’re classed as a second home owner … because you own two fucking homes Kate … #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #Gammons #farage #reformuk #reform #TaxTheRich
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I’m no expert, but I think you’re classed as a second home owner … because you own two fucking homes Kate … #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #Gammons #farage #reformuk #reform #TaxTheRich
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Glastonbury …Secret base of the Democrat Party ….. #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #Gammons #farage #reformuk #reform #glastonbury
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Glastonbury …Secret base of the Democrat Party ….. #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #Gammons #farage #reformuk #reform #glastonbury
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Well this has come as a complete shock !!! #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #Gammons #farage #refromparty
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Well this has come as a complete shock !!! #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #Gammons #farage #refromparty
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War and death everywhere, leader of one of our political parties must have something to say …OH……Gammon leader fuming about gammon crisps, make sense I suppose #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #farage #reform #Gammons
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War and death everywhere, leader of one of our political parties must have something to say …OH……Gammon leader fuming about gammon crisps, make sense I suppose #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #farage #reform #Gammons
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Why Yes, you did read that right, super rich people who hit a ball for living, won’t come to the U.K. because of the tax rate. I think I speak for the majority when I say, take you middle class ball game, fuck off, and never come back #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #Gammons #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK #Wimbledon
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Why Yes, you did read that right, super rich people who hit a ball for living, won’t come to the U.K. because of the tax rate. I think I speak for the majority when I say, take you middle class ball game, fuck off, and never come back #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #Gammons #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK #Wimbledon
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The delusions of Liz Truss - Number 463 …. ‘My budget, was good actually’ #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #Gammons #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK
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The delusions of Liz Truss - Number 463 …. ‘My budget, was good actually’ #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #Gammons #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK
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Private eye, with the truth about reform and the U.K. media …. #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #Gammons #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK
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Private eye, with the truth about reform and the U.K. media …. #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #Gammons #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK
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Your license fee at work … #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #Gammons #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK
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Your license fee at work … #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #Gammons #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK
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Yes I know, I go on about Brexit a lot - sorry, but …… if you have the time …. #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #Gammons #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK
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Yes I know, I go on about Brexit a lot - sorry, but …… if you have the time …. #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #Gammons #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK
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Britains lost it’s fucking mind…….. this would be funny if it wasn’t true. If they want to appeal to reform voters, show them film of the Nuremberg rallies on an endless loop #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #Gammons #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK
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Unfortunately not just the BBC…….. #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #Gammons #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK
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Well, this has come as a shock ……imagine being reform party chairman for 18 months, only to find out they’re a bunch of racists ….. how could he have known, if only there was some way for him to find out before he took the job…… #brexit #tory #tories #toryscum #politics #ukpolitics #bbc #news #EU #nhs #Labour #keirstarmer #Starmer #labourparty #RejoinEU #Gammons #farage #nigelfarage #reform #ReformUK