#futurepredictions — Public Fediverse posts

Ah, yes, because who needs pesky weather predictions when you can predict the future with a crystal ball? 🔮 Let's just dismantle the "leading" research center—I'm sure the climate will sort itself out. 🌎👍 #Priorities
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/white-house-pushes-to-dismantle-leading-climate-and-weather-research-center #ClimateChange #CrystalBall #FuturePredictions #ResearchPriorities #EnvironmentalConcerns #HackerNews #ngated

Linnix: 🤖 Predicts the future with eBPF-powered crystal balls—because who doesn't want #AI telling them their code is doomed before it crashes? 🔮✨ Just what we needed, more 🧙 magic to confuse us.
https://github.com/linnix-os/linnix #Linnix #eBPF #crystalballs #codingmagic #futurepredictions #techinnovation #HackerNews #ngated

Bobbie Chen enlightens us with the revelation that error messages are mystical oracles 🧙‍♂️, apparently capable of predicting the future 🔮. Instead of just, you know, telling us what went wrong. Because who needs useful information when you can have ✨mystical nonsense✨?
https://digitalseams.com/blog/any-decent-error-message-is-a-kind-of-oracle #errorMessages #mysticalOracles #techHumor #BobbieChen #futurePredictions #softwareDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

😂 Oh, look! Another brave soul predicting the future of #GenAI like it's the latest horoscope. 🎱 Tim Bray is here, risking his reputation to tell us about Reverse Centaurs and other mythical creatures in tech. At least he admits he's probably wrong, which may be the only accurate prediction here. 😂
https://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/202x/2025/09/26/GenAI-Predictions #TimBray #FuturePredictions #TechHumor #ReverseCentaurs #HackerNews #ngated

@spocko The future prediction definitely doesn't apply to me.
My telephone is on the desk - I never have it with me, am I the only one?

#FuturePredictions #TelephoneOfTheFuture #TechTrends #digitalMinimalists
#DataPrivacy
#SurveillanceCapitalism
#TechSecurity
#AntiSmartphone
#DumbPhone
#PrivacyFirst
#DataSovereignty
#ReducedDigitalFootprint
#PersonalDataControl
#MobilePrivacy
#CorporateSurveillance
#TechAlternatives
#PrivacyMatters
#DataOwnership
#SurveillanceResistance
#TechFreedom

They likely won't be any safer or cleaner if the theory holds true.

#futurepredictions #efficiency #JevonsParadox

What a 160-year-old theory about coal predicts about our self-driving future - The Verge
https://www.theverge.com/2024/9/2/24232386/self-driving-car-jevons-paradox-robotaxi-waymo-cruise?utm_source=tldrnewsletter

1986: Children Imagine Life in 2020 | Tomorrow's World | Past Predictions | BBC Archive https://youtu.be/ih3LDRuup2s #1980s #2020s #FuturePredictions #AI #NuclearWar #Children #BritishChildren #TomorrowsWorld #Science #Scifi