#funnyfriday — Public Fediverse posts

Is it truly Friday?

Quesadilla baybeeeeee.

With hot, mild, and fire sauce plus some picante salsa from whataburger.

This cat's begging me for the cultured breastmilk of a cow and it's case study inception on these little furry fo'ks.

M. Flores came after me saying having one eye would make a bad mother of me, belongs in the penitentiary like she lied to assault & "investigate" me to try & misdiagnose & devastate me, baby.

#FoodyFriday #FurryFriday #FunnyFriday #FocusFriday #FireFriday

We are currently unpaid extras in the filming of the prequel,

"Idiocracy: How It All Started".

#Idiocracy #Friday #FridayFilm #FridayFact #FridayFunnies #FunnyFriday #funny

We are currently unpaid extras in the filming of the prequel,

"Idiocracy: How It All Started".

#Idiocracy #Friday #FridayFilm #FridayFact #FridayFunnies #FunnyFriday #funny

We are currently unpaid extras in the filming of the prequel,

"Idiocracy: How It All Started".

#Idiocracy #Friday #FridayFilm #FridayFact #FridayFunnies #FunnyFriday #funny

We are currently unpaid extras in the filming of the prequel,

"Idiocracy: How It All Started".

#Idiocracy #Friday #FridayFilm #FridayFact #FridayFunnies #FunnyFriday #funny

We are currently unpaid extras in the filming of the prequel,

"Idiocracy: How It All Started".

#Idiocracy #Friday #FridayFilm #FridayFact #FridayFunnies #FunnyFriday #funny

the only thing that would grab my attention better is if it were chocolate sauce instead of bbq lol

#LOL #FunnyFriday #Funny #Joke #Food #IAmDB

Make it a feel-good Friday, whether you have something to scratch that itch or not! 🐄 🐮 I'll have your 7-day weather forecast through NEXT Friday at 4:30, 5:30 & 10!

#cow #cows #cattle #feelgood #Friday #FeelgoodFriday #funny #FunnyFriday #scratch #weather

Make it a feel-good Friday, whether you have something to scratch that itch or not! 🐄 🐮 I'll have your 7-day weather forecast through NEXT Friday at 4:30, 5:30 & 10!

#cow #cows #cattle #feelgood #Friday #FeelgoodFriday #funny #FunnyFriday #scratch #weather

Make it a feel-good Friday, whether you have something to scratch that itch or not! 🐄 🐮 I'll have your 7-day weather forecast through NEXT Friday at 4:30, 5:30 & 10!

#cow #cows #cattle #feelgood #Friday #FeelgoodFriday #funny #FunnyFriday #scratch #weather

Make it a feel-good Friday, whether you have something to scratch that itch or not! 🐄 🐮 I'll have your 7-day weather forecast through NEXT Friday at 4:30, 5:30 & 10!

#cow #cows #cattle #feelgood #Friday #FeelgoodFriday #funny #FunnyFriday #scratch #weather

Make it a feel-good Friday, whether you have something to scratch that itch or not! 🐄 🐮 I'll have your 7-day weather forecast through NEXT Friday at 4:30, 5:30 & 10!

#cow #cows #cattle #feelgood #Friday #FeelgoodFriday #funny #FunnyFriday #scratch #weather

this made me lol 🤣

#FunnyFriday #Funny #LOL #Batman #Catwoman #Cats #CatsOfGotham #IAmDB

The truck couldn't speak, but it was still friendly.

#truck #trucks #sun #shadow #friendly #hi #greeting #FunnyFriday #funny #Friday

I can safely assume they have no junk in that trunk.

#Montana #licenseplate #car #junk #trunk #junkinthetrunk #zero #butt #0butt #Friday #funny #FunnyFriday

I went to Bar 404 this week. They asked for my phone number before I could enter, so I asked them for their privacy policy. Bar 404: Privacy Policy Not Found.

I am posting this here, because there are so very few people who appreciate this combination of #nerdhumour and #dadhumour. #FunnyFriday

P.s. This was a real thing. I actually went to Bar 404 in #Toronto this week. This really happened.

Funny sign Friday... including one recently from work... the phrasing just made me laugh... 😄

#sign #signs #funnysigns #funny #humor #Friday #FridayFun #FridayFunnies #FunnyFriday

Funny sign Friday... including one recently from work... the phrasing just made me laugh... 😄

#sign #signs #funnysigns #funny #humor #Friday #FridayFun #FridayFunnies #FunnyFriday

Funny sign Friday... including one recently from work... the phrasing just made me laugh... 😄

#sign #signs #funnysigns #funny #humor #Friday #FridayFun #FridayFunnies #FunnyFriday

Funny sign Friday... including one recently from work... the phrasing just made me laugh... 😄

#sign #signs #funnysigns #funny #humor #Friday #FridayFun #FridayFunnies #FunnyFriday

Funny sign Friday... including one recently from work... the phrasing just made me laugh... 😄

#sign #signs #funnysigns #funny #humor #Friday #FridayFun #FridayFunnies #FunnyFriday

I'm not sure if my scale has AI and knows it's my birthday or it guessed today MUST be my birthday because I've gained a birthday cake amount of weight. 🤔🎂😬🙄😄 Thank you for your kind birthday wishes, everyone!

#Montana #Billings #Q2 #KTVQ #MTN #Wyoming #AI #scale #weight #birthday #cake #funny #humor #FunnyFriday #weather #wx #mtwx #wywx

"Buddy, can you spare an acorn?"

#FunnyFriday #funnyanimals #Frietag
#MonkeyForest #Bali #Photography #Travel #Nature #Nomad

Goat to Self #comics #funnyfriday
https://www.goattoself.com/

Last Place Comics
https://lastplacecomics.com/
#funnyfriday #comics

"Why did the door go to jail?

Because it committed a knob-bery!

https://punnypeak.com/door-puns/

#DoorsOfInstagram
#PunnyJokes
#KnockKnockWhoThere
#DoorHumor
#DailyLaughs
#FunnyFriday
#HomeDecor
#QuirkyPuns
#LaughterIsTheBestMedicine
#DontStopBelievingInPuns
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the robot go on a diet?

Because he wanted to reduce his ""steel"" intake!

https://punnypeak.com/robot-puns/

#RobotHumor
#PunIntended
#LaughOutLoud
#JokeOfTheDay
#ArtificialIntelligence
#TechHumor
#RobotsRock
#FunnyFriday
#SciFiFunnies
#RobotLove
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the robot go on a diet?

Because he wanted to reduce his ""steel"" intake!

https://punnypeak.com/robot-puns/

#RobotHumor
#PunIntended
#LaughOutLoud
#JokeOfTheDay
#ArtificialIntelligence
#TechHumor
#RobotsRock
#FunnyFriday
#SciFiFunnies
#RobotLove
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the robot go on a diet?

Because he wanted to reduce his ""steel"" intake!

https://punnypeak.com/robot-puns/

#RobotHumor
#PunIntended
#LaughOutLoud
#JokeOfTheDay
#ArtificialIntelligence
#TechHumor
#RobotsRock
#FunnyFriday
#SciFiFunnies
#RobotLove
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the robot go on a diet?

Because he wanted to reduce his ""steel"" intake!

https://punnypeak.com/robot-puns/

#RobotHumor
#PunIntended
#LaughOutLoud
#JokeOfTheDay
#ArtificialIntelligence
#TechHumor
#RobotsRock
#FunnyFriday
#SciFiFunnies
#RobotLove
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the robot go on a diet?

Because he wanted to reduce his ""steel"" intake!

https://punnypeak.com/robot-puns/

#RobotHumor
#PunIntended
#LaughOutLoud
#JokeOfTheDay
#ArtificialIntelligence
#TechHumor
#RobotsRock
#FunnyFriday
#SciFiFunnies
#RobotLove
#PunnyPeak"

"Why are rocks the funniest natural objects? Because they have a great sense of humus!

https://punnypeak.com/nature-puns/

#NaturePuns
#JokeoftheDay
#LaughOutLoud
#HilariousHumor
#NatureLovers
#ComedyGold
#FunnyFriday
#PunnyPlants
#OutdoorLaughs
#NatureJokes
#PunnyPeak"

"Why couldn't the magician perform his tricks at the beach?

Because it was too sandy-handed!

https://punnypeak.com/magician-puns/

#MagicianJokes
#PunnyPuns
#MagicTricks
#ComedyMagic
#HilariousHumor
#IllusionistLife
#EntertainerHumor
#LaughOutLoud
#FunnyFriday
#StayMagical
#PunnyPeak"

See? Look what happens when you spring forward too far in Red Lodge: you skip ahead to winter and get 17" of snow! Thank you to Kathleen Grubbs for the funny Friday photo! I'll have your Memorial Day weekend and 7-day weather forecast at 10!

#Montana #Billings #RedLodge #Q2 #KTVQ #MTN #Wyoming #snow #SpringForward #spring #subway #funny #humor #FunnyFriday #Friday #weather #wx #mtwx #wywx #MastodonWeather #MastodonWX #weatherMastodon #wxmastodon

I saw my first cybertruck in the wild while walking up 13th today. I was bummed I didn't have my camera ready, and I wondered if I'd see it again. Less than 10 minutes later, I laughed when I saw it while walking down 17th. I felt like I stumbled upon a low-budget 70s sci-fi movie set... that 100k thing is not for me... cyberNOPE!

#Montana #Billings #truck #cybertruck #70sscifi #scifi #scifimovies #nothanks #Friday #FunnyFriday #nope #cybernope

https://punnypeak.com/candy-puns/ "
" Why was the lollipop feeling depressed? Because he heard he was going to be stuck in a candy wrapper. #candypuns #lollipops #sweettooth #jokesfordays #nomnomnom #candylover #laughoutloud #punnyhumor #sugarrush #funnyfriday

https://punnypeak.com/refrigerator-puns/
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired! #DadJokes #Puns #FunnyFriday #Jokeoftheday #LOL #SoPunny #DadHumor #BadJokes #CheesyJokes #PunIntended

https://punnypeak.com/fridge-puns/
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅🥗 #fridge #foodpuns #funnyfriday #dadjokes #kitchenhumor #foodhumor #punny #lol #groaner #badjokes

When it's a "Finally Friday" because I finally get my long hair cut on Friday...

#dog #dogs #gamer #gamerlife #hair #haircut #hairdo #hairstyle #Friday #FinallyFriday #funny #humor #FunnyFriday #dogsofmastodon #mastodondogs

tried my hand at a Gary Larson-style comic. it was a lot of fun trying to draw a style I grew up with.

#NewspaperComics #Comics #Humor #GaryLarson #TheFarSide #SirMixALot #FunnyFriday

A classic. #FunnyFriday

I made this. It sums up how I feel about weather apps... 🤷‍♂️🙄😑🙂😄

When your meteorologist hears, "My phone said it will rain today." 🤷‍♂️🙄😑🙂😄

#California #Chico #weather #app #apps #weatherapp #meteorologist #meme #Friday #FunnyFriday #funny #humor

A Flashback Friday to Thursday... trust your meteorologist to know THE most comfortable place to be in a heatwave...

#California #Chico #NorCal #sun #heat #heatwave #tv #tvnews #tvstudio #liveshot #meteorologist #weather #Thursday #Friday #funny #humor #FunnyFriday #weatherMastodon #wxmastodon #climate

#ThankfulThursday is a thing

Time to manifest #FunnyFriday into existence.

Then:

#MoroseMonday

#ThoughtfulTuesday

#WorkhorseWednesday

It’s happening.

When the road to a punchline takes an unexpected turn... 😄

#California #Chico #NorCal #joke #funny #humor #Friday #FridayFun #FunnyFriday

Save money and go to the 99¢ Only Store, or splurge and head to Dollar Tree?!? Tough Financial Friday decisions... SUPER tough!

#California #Chico #99centsonlystore #99centstore #dollartree #Friday #finance #financialfriday #funny #humor #FunnyFriday

Save money and go to the 99¢ Only Store, or splurge and head to Dollar Tree?!? Tough Financial Friday decisions... SUPER tough!

#California #Chico #99centsonlystore #99centstore #dollartree #Friday #finance #financialfriday #funny #humor #FunnyFriday

Save money and go to the 99¢ Only Store, or splurge and head to Dollar Tree?!? Tough Financial Friday decisions... SUPER tough!

#California #Chico #99centsonlystore #99centstore #dollartree #Friday #finance #financialfriday #funny #humor #FunnyFriday

Save money and go to the 99¢ Only Store, or splurge and head to Dollar Tree?!? Tough Financial Friday decisions... SUPER tough!

#California #Chico #99centsonlystore #99centstore #dollartree #Friday #finance #financialfriday #funny #humor #FunnyFriday