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#funnies4friday — Public Fediverse posts

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  1. Why do #crows always stick together in #flocks? They have velcrow. Why don’t #birds ever get speeding tickets? Because they always fly under the radar. What’s the ocean bird’s favorite book? Seagulliver’s Travels. What bird is always depressed? A: A bluebird. #FlyDay #Funnies4Friday #Feathers

  2. Why do #crows always stick together in #flocks? They have velcrow. Why don’t #birds ever get speeding tickets? Because they always fly under the radar. What’s the ocean bird’s favorite book? Seagulliver’s Travels. What bird is always depressed? A: A bluebird. #FlyDay #Funnies4Friday #Feathers

  3. Why do #crows always stick together in #flocks? They have velcrow. Why don’t #birds ever get speeding tickets? Because they always fly under the radar. What’s the ocean bird’s favorite book? Seagulliver’s Travels. What bird is always depressed? A: A bluebird. #FlyDay #Funnies4Friday #Feathers