#fundingsuccess — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #fundingsuccess, aggregated by home.social.
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🎉 Oh joy, they've made Postgres writes faster—by accidentally turning replication into a dumpster fire! 🔥 Congratulations on the $12M, but maybe spend a dollar or two on fixing what you broke? 🙄
https://www.paradedb.com/blog/lsm_trees_in_postgres #PostgresPerformance #ReplicationIssues #TechNews #DatabaseUpdates #FundingSuccess #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Oh joy, they've made Postgres writes faster—by accidentally turning replication into a dumpster fire! 🔥 Congratulations on the $12M, but maybe spend a dollar or two on fixing what you broke? 🙄
https://www.paradedb.com/blog/lsm_trees_in_postgres #PostgresPerformance #ReplicationIssues #TechNews #DatabaseUpdates #FundingSuccess #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Oh joy, they've made Postgres writes faster—by accidentally turning replication into a dumpster fire! 🔥 Congratulations on the $12M, but maybe spend a dollar or two on fixing what you broke? 🙄
https://www.paradedb.com/blog/lsm_trees_in_postgres #PostgresPerformance #ReplicationIssues #TechNews #DatabaseUpdates #FundingSuccess #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 Oh joy, they've made Postgres writes faster—by accidentally turning replication into a dumpster fire! 🔥 Congratulations on the $12M, but maybe spend a dollar or two on fixing what you broke? 🙄
https://www.paradedb.com/blog/lsm_trees_in_postgres #PostgresPerformance #ReplicationIssues #TechNews #DatabaseUpdates #FundingSuccess #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Oh wow, #Supabase is now officially the golden child of the "Too Many Requests" club, raising $200M to ensure even MORE requests get queued. 🙄 I guess their new valuation proves that rate limiting is the new black in tech fashion! 💸
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/exclusive-supabase-raises-200-million-112154867.html #TooManyRequests #TechFashion #FundingSuccess #RateLimiting #HackerNews #ngated -
💡 Exciting news for the future of memory technology! The Northwest-AI-Hub just secured a $16.3M CHIPS Act grant from the US DOD to revolutionize hybrid gain cell memory, merging DRAM's density with SRAM's lightning speed. The future is bright! 🚀 #TechInnovation #MemoryTech #CHIPSAct #FundingSuccess
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Prime Intellect raises $5.5M in seed funding to develop a decentralised AI ecosystem, promoting collaborative model ownership and development.
#PrimeIntellect #SeedFunding #DecentralizedAI #Ecosystem #CollaborativeModel #AIInnovation #ModelOwnership #Development #TechNews #AIStartups #FundingRound #Innovation #AIIndustry #FutureTech #AIDevelopment #Collaboration #ModelDevelopment #DecentralizedTech #AIAdvancement #TechInvestment #AIProjects #FundingSuccess #AIInitiative #DecentralizedFuture