#fujicest — Public Fediverse posts

(Reposting this one directly, because it looks like the screenshot on the original post can't be reblogged across instances. It's a very important screenshot.)

Just another ordinary day chatting with @prillalar about what if Yuuta had ticks and Shuusuke had to remove them. #princeoftennis #fujicest

Contemplating various banal yet terrible misfortunes that could befall Yuuta, tonight I thought and then immediately wished I could unthink: what if Yuuta were to catch a freak case of head lice while visiting his family over break one summer, and the only person with enough free time to help de-louse him was his brother, Shuusuke

(He's like fourteen or fifteen at the time. The regimen includes several consecutive days of Shuusuke shampooing his hair with special shampoo, watching movies with him while the shampoo takes, and then combing out his hair with a special comb. Shuusuke is overjoyed to get to spend so much quality time with his brother and chatters throughout the whole process. Yuuta is his unwilling hostage because he would rather die than admit to anyone outside his immediate family that he has lice. His scalp itches unbearably and fratricide has never seemed more appealing) #princeoftennis #fujicest