It's late, but it was too funny to pass up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=csYnMGiB_5M&list=RDcsYnMGiB_5M&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB
#fuckchristmas — Public Fediverse posts
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That feeling when November.
I fucking hate Christmas.
-Allēna
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if I may add… The estimable Mr Idle’s joyous work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csYnMGiB_5M
#FuckChristmas
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I wish that as adults we could just collectively decide that we don’t want anything to be acquired on our behalf, without input about our needs, in order for it to accumulate in our homes so as not to offend people, only for us to die and leave it for our kids to throw away.
I want to spend the last years of my life divested from all this shit and to make sure my family knows I don’t need anything from them but their presence. #FuckChristmas -
Can we just call it Capitalism Day, or Consumerism Day? Nobody REALLY gives a shit about the alleged Christ, and it certainly is not MY birthday...so why am I getting shit? Decorate, go to some religious building if that is your kink, but lets just call it what it really is. #bahhumbug #fuckchristmas #capitolismday #gayapparel. #fa #la #la #andshit.
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My favorite sport during this time of the year is to tell kids that Santa is not real
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Everyone I've interacted with today:
Merry Christmas!Me:
Do I look like I celebrate Christmas? /
I'm satanic, I don't celebrate it. /
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Silent Night! Holy Night! All is calm, all is bright.
And then some asshole starts up the chainsaw. 👹 #grinch #fuckchristmas
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Fuck Christmas, the #ShittyCameraChallenge RETURNS to Mastodon & BlueSky in 5 days, fuck Christmas.
1. Starts Dec 1st till Dec 31st
2. Use a Shitty Camera, take photos & post them with #ShittyCameraChallenge
3. Have yourself a very #ShittyCameraXmas #FuckChristmas
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This is that time of year that I stop to be an atheist and become a Satanist.
Some of my favorite responses to the folk who wishes me a happy christmas:
- My religion doesn't allow me to celebrate christmas.
- I'm Satanist and I'm deeply offended!
- Has a Satanist, I don't celebrate the birth of Christ, only his death.
- Do I look like I celebrate christmas?!
- Happy Saturnalia to you too!
I love to see the horrified faces of them 😈
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