#fuckamericanafriday — Public Fediverse posts

Google asked: 'Industry'?
Horseshit options include 'aAdvertising and marketing', 'Education'

In #Bywong, say: 'What does your company make or do?'

If the answer is 'we make earthmoving equipment', then you can call that 'industry', otherwise, #FuckOff.

#FuckAmericanaFriday

LinkedIn 'reached out' to me today

Use 'called', 'mailed', 'yelled at', 'hit up', 'prodded', ... as the context demands. In #Bywong, you 'reach out' to get a fresh roll when you are caught unprepared by the cardboard cylinder. You 'reach out' to get a ticket at a shopping centre car park.

Fuck off LinkedIn, altogether and in all your constituent parts.
Fuck off 'reached out'.

#FuckAmericanaFriday

Inspired by the common sense of Trump requiring full access to every thoughtcrime before I cross any USA border, and determined that as long as I live, and America is fascist, I want to lay down a solid bank of material.

It is #FuckAmericanaFriday

My duty today will be to report American influence in #Bywong culture, give the correct version and tell American brown nosers to #fuckoff.