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  1. @BobLefridge @ClareBear the first one I saw said over 60, but today an ad popped up saying 40+ people stink ! 'Even daily showering is not enough' to counteract nonenol-9, would you believe (I don't) and so the machine rolls on, squashing numerous persimmons and old people in its wake #fruity

  2. I haven't had spoons for taking pictures of my self-ties yet. But I do still have some sort of corporeal shape even though the world is sundering.

    May I offer you a fruit in this trying time?

    #PeekABoob #NSFW #Fruity #NomBinary

  3. Made cake. Special occasion being the whipping cream expiring, plus wanting to free up space of the stuff I used for it. Also, first time ever using the just pour it over and hope for the best tactic when it comes to the jelly on top. I normally carefully paint each fruit slice and it takes forever (and I have to keep on reheating the jelly because it's not staying liquid that long).

    #cake #boozy #fruity #noBake #noBakeCake #dessert

  4. I have a concept of a plan…

    for fruit flavored flooring…

    It’ll make all the dogs and small children Sooooo happy…

    #conceptOfAplan #planning #fruity

  5. Me and the @druid went to #Abergavenny today.

    It was far too #peoply.
    Don't these people have other places to go to? 😆

    Poor things, they mostly looked lost.

    Anyway, much mooching occurred and a few quality items have been acquired for the good of posterity...

    You can never have enough old fashioned glass #jelly moulds, just in case I was forced to cater for 356 young people with a dire need for #wobbly and #fruity #deserts.

    It could happen...best to be prepared. 😀

  6. Yesterday bought a trademarked potato vine. It has deep red foliage and is one of the prototypes of all our edible varieties. The label says the variety is 'solar powered'.

    Just planted a fennel, few more herbs to plant. Chives, honey thai mint and common sage. Require more grow bags for some tomatoes that need somewhere
    #sunny to go #fruity.

    I iz farmer lobster.
    Well... an urban version.
    🦞 Apparently we do not need a license to grow food and entertain the slugs who seem quite keen on some of my mints. I gave the fennel a stroke for good #luck and a cabbage white was impressed enough to come visit. It is a very common butterfly, but most welcome...

    #garden #herbs #tomatoes

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  7. It is 1000 degrees outside and Bath and Body Works has taken the #summer wallflowers. It already smells of #smoke outside. At least give me my #fruity scents. I’m not ready for #pumpkin :meow_comfyangry:

    #fragrance
    #B&BWS

  8. If you are what you eat - it's no wonder that I'm kinda #fruity 🤣

    Picked more strawberries from garden. Sliced up fruit that Mom bought from Chinatown markets. My afternoon snacking treats.

    #AsianMastodon #fruits #HealthySnacks #dragonfruit #cantaloupe #strawberries #food

  9. So far we've discovered strawberries, cherries, oranges and probably peaches in our new garden. #fruity

  10. CW: CW: erotic congress with a papaya

    In 2010 I was invited to contribute to an erotic art show. This piece is called _SL&A_ and the most common reaction was "... that's not how to eat that," which struck me then (and now) as really quite funny, in context.

    #man #male #sexy #fruity #oral #bear #beard

    Alt: a picture of a juicy ripe papaya halved, seeds still in it, intercut with two picture of me - one with my face lovingly wedged in the papaya, and the other with me holding it, licking my -whiskers- fingers. Just FYI ... it was a really good papaya.