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Despite rainy weather, our #AstronomyDay is well under way – with lectures, planetarium shows and fun for kids. @unigoettingen
@thegoecampus
#Astronomietag #Astronomietag2026 #FPG

Despite rainy weather, our #AstronomyDay is well under way – with lectures, planetarium shows and fun for kids. @[email protected] @[email protected] #Astronomietag #Astronomietag2026 #FPG

Launched 48 years ago, NASA’s space probes #Voyager 1 and 2 are still exploring – and have long left the #SolarSystem. Learn more on Astronomy Day, March 28th, 7 PM, in public talk by #mpsgoettingen scientist Harald Krüger. In German. https://www.mps.mpg.de/astronomietag2026 @unigoettingen @thegoecampus #Astronomietag #FPG #Astronomietag2026

Launched 48 years ago, NASA’s space probes #Voyager 1 and 2 are still exploring – and have long left the #SolarSystem. Learn more on Astronomy Day, March 28th, 7 PM, in public talk by #mpsgoettingen scientist Harald Krüger. In German. https://www.mps.mpg.de/astronomietag2026 @unigoettingen @thegoecampus #Astronomietag #FPG #Astronomietag2026

Launched 48 years ago, NASA’s space probes #Voyager 1 and 2 are still exploring – and have long left the #SolarSystem. Learn more on Astronomy Day, March 28th, 7 PM, in public talk by #mpsgoettingen scientist Harald Krüger. In German. https://www.mps.mpg.de/astronomietag2026 @unigoettingen @thegoecampus #Astronomietag #FPG #Astronomietag2026

Launched 48 years ago, NASA’s space probes #Voyager 1 and 2 are still exploring – and have long left the #SolarSystem. Learn more on Astronomy Day, March 28th, 7 PM, in public talk by #mpsgoettingen scientist Harald Krüger. In German. https://www.mps.mpg.de/astronomietag2026 @unigoettingen @thegoecampus #Astronomietag #FPG #Astronomietag2026

Launched 48 years ago, NASA’s space probes #Voyager 1 and 2 are still exploring – and have long left the #SolarSystem. Learn more on Astronomy Day, March 28th, 7 PM, in public talk by #mpsgoettingen scientist Harald Krüger. In German. https://www.mps.mpg.de/astronomietag2026 @unigoettingen @thegoecampus #Astronomietag #FPG #Astronomietag2026

Launched 48 years ago, #Voyager 1 and 2 are still exploring – and have long left the #SolarSystem. Learn more on Astronomy Day, March 28th, 7 PM, in public talk by MPS scientist Harald Krüger. In German. www.mps.mpg.de/astronomieta... @[email protected] @[email protected] #Astronomietag #FPG

In #Goettingen, the upcoming Astronomy Day on March 28th will offer lectures, planetarium shows and skygazing. Topics will be #moon, #planets, #exoplanets for kids, #Voyager and much more! In German. More info here: https://www.mps.mpg.de/astronomietag2026
@unigoettingen @thegoecampus

#Astronomietag #Astronomietag2026 #Planetarium #Teleskop #AstronomyDay #FPG #FörderkreisPlanetariumGöttingen #IAG #UniGöttingen #MPSGöttingen

In #Goettingen, the upcoming Astronomy Day on March 28th will offer lectures, planetarium shows and skygazing. Topics will be #moon, #planets, #exoplanets for kids, #Voyager and much more! In German. More info here: https://www.mps.mpg.de/astronomietag2026
@unigoettingen @thegoecampus

#Astronomietag #Astronomietag2026 #Planetarium #Teleskop #AstronomyDay #FPG #FörderkreisPlanetariumGöttingen #IAG #UniGöttingen #MPSGöttingen

In #Goettingen, the upcoming Astronomy Day on March 28th will offer lectures, planetarium shows and skygazing. Topics will be #moon, #planets, #exoplanets for kids, #Voyager and much more! In German. More info here: https://www.mps.mpg.de/astronomietag2026
@unigoettingen @thegoecampus

#Astronomietag #Astronomietag2026 #Planetarium #Teleskop #AstronomyDay #FPG #FörderkreisPlanetariumGöttingen #IAG #UniGöttingen #MPSGöttingen

In #Goettingen, the upcoming Astronomy Day on March 28th will offer lectures, planetarium shows and skygazing. Topics will be #moon, #planets, #exoplanets for kids, #Voyager and much more! In German. More info here: https://www.mps.mpg.de/astronomietag2026
@unigoettingen @thegoecampus

#Astronomietag #Astronomietag2026 #Planetarium #Teleskop #AstronomyDay #FPG #FörderkreisPlanetariumGöttingen #IAG #UniGöttingen #MPSGöttingen

In #Goettingen, the upcoming Astronomy Day on March 28th will offer lectures, planetarium shows and skygazing. Topics will be #moon, #planets, #exoplanets for kids, #Voyager and much more! In German. More info here: https://www.mps.mpg.de/astronomietag2026
@unigoettingen @thegoecampus

#Astronomietag #Astronomietag2026 #Planetarium #Teleskop #AstronomyDay #FPG #FörderkreisPlanetariumGöttingen #IAG #UniGöttingen #MPSGöttingen

In #Goettingen, the upcoming Astronomy Day on March 28th will offer lectures, planetarium shows and skygazing. Topics will be #moon, #planets, #exoplanets for kids, #Voyager and more! In German. More info: www.mps.mpg.de/astronomieta... @[email protected] @[email protected] #Astronomietag #FPG

Noch vier Termine erwarten euch in der laufenden Vortragsreihe des Förderkreis Planetarium Göttingen e.V. an der @unigoettingen in diesem Wintersemester: https://www.planetarium-goettingen.de/vortragsreihe/aktuell.php

Morgen abend spricht dort Prof. Dr. Stefan Dreizler von unserem Nachbarinstitut für Astrophysik und Geophysik über "Planeten außerhalb unseres Sonnensystems" und darüber, wie einmalig ist unsere Erde ist: https://www.planetarium-goettingen.de/vortragsreihe/abstract.php?termin=2026-01-20T19:30

Zeit und Ort: Dienstag, 20. Januar 2026, 19:30 Uhr
ZHG der Universität Göttingen, Platz der Göttinger Sieben 5, Hörsaal 008
Eintritt 5,- Euro, ermäßigt 3,- Euro, für Mitglieder des FPG frei.

#UniGoettingen #FPG #FoerderkreisPlanetarium #Goettingen #Exoplaneten #Astronomie #OeffentlicherVortrag

Heute in "Faszinierendes Weltall",
Vortragsreihe des Förderkreis Planetarium Göttingen e.V.,
immer Dienstags um 19.30 Uhr im ZHG der Universität Göttingen, Platz der Göttinger Sieben, Hörsaal 008:

"Fantastische Nordlichter - Die Aurora Borealis über Norwegen und Göttingen"
https://www.planetarium-goettingen.de/vortragsreihe/abstract.php?termin=2025-12-02T19:30

Weitere Termine im Wintersemester: https://www.planetarium-goettingen.de/vortragsreihe/aktuell.php

@unigoettingen @thegoecampus

#Göttingen #UniGöttingen #FPG #FörderkreisPlanetariumGöttingen #Aurora #Nordlicher #ÖffentlicherVortrag #Astrofotografie

I think there was equal distaste… Weekly Recap 11/3/2025

When I was a kid in school, I think I pretty much had an equal distaste for most of my classes. Trying to pick a favorite is, as usual, a very difficult thing for me to do.

I mean, I had a Computer Science class where we basically played games 90% of the time. Does that count?

But electives aside, I can tell you one thing I especially disliked was English class.

I absolutely hated reading books and writing about them. At the time, there were many titles that I couldn’t appreciate in the slightest degree: Joy Luck Club, Mrs. Dalloway, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Animal Farm, Things Fall Apart… and the list goes on.

I would have done anything in my power to not read those books.

A surprising turn of events, then, that much of my time today is spent reading books and writing about them.

Good morning and happy Monday, friends! I hope you had a happy Samhain and a happy start to November!

• New Post: Written Highlights from Ep. 11 featuring Erich and Alannah Brown

Did you remember to change your clocks?

I probably drove for about 12 hours over the weekend. Selene and I went from home to Ft. Lauderdale to Silver Springs, FL for FPG-Samhain… then to Ft. Lauderdale again and finally back to home. We were only at FPG for about… hmm… maybe 18 hours total? But at least we got to see our people for a brief moment! And I got to meet Sara Mastros and Erich and Alannah Brown in person for the first time.

Due to the short time span, the fact that we arrived after all the workshops had ended, and my failure to take many pictures (in total, I took five), I won’t be doing my usual festival recap post. But you can always rewind time and read about what happened in 2023!

Okay, ready? Here’s my recap:

FPG-Samhain 2025: Saw old friends. Met new friends.

Oh and we may have seen aliens.

It may have also been the Taurid meteor shower, but it also may have been aliens.

When we left on Sunday morning, we decided to go to the most dive diner we could find. It actually turned out pretty delicious.

What kind of people would we be if we didn’t also stop by Buc-ee’s?

I got some fudge.

One is the standard chocolate flavor. The other is blueberry cheesecake. And yes, it actually tastes like blueberry cheesecake!

Earlier in the week, we did some pumpkin carving. You can watch my short video showing off my creation, or you can just look at this picture.

I think that’s about all to report for now. I’ve got a pretty packed week and we’re planning for another trip this weekend.

Stay tuned for more soon!

#books #dailyprompt #dailyprompt2111 #dailyprompt2115 #FPG #fudge #halloween #pumpkinCarving

I think there was equal distaste… Weekly Recap 11/3/2025

When I was a kid in school, I think I pretty much had an equal distaste for most of my classes. Trying to pick a favorite is, as usual, a very difficult thing for me to do.

I mean, I had a Computer Science class where we basically played games 90% of the time. Does that count?

But electives aside, I can tell you one thing I especially disliked was English class.

I absolutely hated reading books and writing about them. At the time, there were many titles that I couldn’t appreciate in the slightest degree: Joy Luck Club, Mrs. Dalloway, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Animal Farm, Things Fall Apart… and the list goes on.

I would have done anything in my power to not read those books.

A surprising turn of events, then, that much of my time today is spent reading books and writing about them.

Good morning and happy Monday, friends! I hope you had a happy Samhain and a happy start to November!

• New Post: Written Highlights from Ep. 11 featuring Erich and Alannah Brown

Did you remember to change your clocks?

I probably drove for about 12 hours over the weekend. Selene and I went from home to Ft. Lauderdale to Silver Springs, FL for FPG-Samhain… then to Ft. Lauderdale again and finally back to home. We were only at FPG for about… hmm… maybe 18 hours total? But at least we got to see our people for a brief moment! And I got to meet Sara Mastros and Erich and Alannah Brown in person for the first time.

Due to the short time span, the fact that we arrived after all the workshops had ended, and my failure to take many pictures (in total, I took five), I won’t be doing my usual festival recap post. But you can always rewind time and read about what happened in 2023!

Okay, ready? Here’s my recap:

FPG-Samhain 2025: Saw old friends. Met new friends.

Oh and we may have seen aliens.

It may have also been the Taurid meteor shower, but it also may have been aliens.

When we left on Sunday morning, we decided to go to the most dive diner we could find. It actually turned out pretty delicious.

What kind of people would we be if we didn’t also stop by Buc-ee’s?

I got some fudge.

One is the standard chocolate flavor. The other is blueberry cheesecake. And yes, it actually tastes like blueberry cheesecake!

Earlier in the week, we did some pumpkin carving. You can watch my short video showing off my creation, or you can just look at this picture.

I think that’s about all to report for now. I’ve got a pretty packed week and we’re planning for another trip this weekend.

Stay tuned for more soon!

#books #dailyprompt #dailyprompt2111 #dailyprompt2115 #FPG #fudge #halloween #pumpkinCarving

I think there was equal distaste… Weekly Recap 11/3/2025

When I was a kid in school, I think I pretty much had an equal distaste for most of my classes. Trying to pick a favorite is, as usual, a very difficult thing for me to do.

I mean, I had a Computer Science class where we basically played games 90% of the time. Does that count?

But electives aside, I can tell you one thing I especially disliked was English class.

I absolutely hated reading books and writing about them. At the time, there were many titles that I couldn’t appreciate in the slightest degree: Joy Luck Club, Mrs. Dalloway, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Animal Farm, Things Fall Apart… and the list goes on.

I would have done anything in my power to not read those books.

A surprising turn of events, then, that much of my time today is spent reading books and writing about them.

Good morning and happy Monday, friends! I hope you had a happy Samhain and a happy start to November!

• New Post: Written Highlights from Ep. 11 featuring Erich and Alannah Brown

Did you remember to change your clocks?

I probably drove for about 12 hours over the weekend. Selene and I went from home to Ft. Lauderdale to Silver Springs, FL for FPG-Samhain… then to Ft. Lauderdale again and finally back to home. We were only at FPG for about… hmm… maybe 18 hours total? But at least we got to see our people for a brief moment! And I got to meet Sara Mastros and Erich and Alannah Brown in person for the first time.

Due to the short time span, the fact that we arrived after all the workshops had ended, and my failure to take many pictures (in total, I took five), I won’t be doing my usual festival recap post. But you can always rewind time and read about what happened in 2023!

Okay, ready? Here’s my recap:

FPG-Samhain 2025: Saw old friends. Met new friends.

Oh and we may have seen aliens.

It may have also been the Taurid meteor shower, but it also may have been aliens.

When we left on Sunday morning, we decided to go to the most dive diner we could find. It actually turned out pretty delicious.

What kind of people would we be if we didn’t also stop by Buc-ee’s?

I got some fudge.

One is the standard chocolate flavor. The other is blueberry cheesecake. And yes, it actually tastes like blueberry cheesecake!

Earlier in the week, we did some pumpkin carving. You can watch my short video showing off my creation, or you can just look at this picture.

I think that’s about all to report for now. I’ve got a pretty packed week and we’re planning for another trip this weekend.

Stay tuned for more soon!

#books #dailyprompt #dailyprompt2111 #dailyprompt2115 #FPG #fudge #halloween #pumpkinCarving

I think there was equal distaste… Weekly Recap 11/3/2025

When I was a kid in school, I think I pretty much had an equal distaste for most of my classes. Trying to pick a favorite is, as usual, a very difficult thing for me to do.

I mean, I had a Computer Science class where we basically played games 90% of the time. Does that count?

But electives aside, I can tell you one thing I especially disliked was English class.

I absolutely hated reading books and writing about them. At the time, there were many titles that I couldn’t appreciate in the slightest degree: Joy Luck Club, Mrs. Dalloway, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Animal Farm, Things Fall Apart… and the list goes on.

I would have done anything in my power to not read those books.

A surprising turn of events, then, that much of my time today is spent reading books and writing about them.

Good morning and happy Monday, friends! I hope you had a happy Samhain and a happy start to November!

• New Post: Written Highlights from Ep. 11 featuring Erich and Alannah Brown

Did you remember to change your clocks?

I probably drove for about 12 hours over the weekend. Selene and I went from home to Ft. Lauderdale to Silver Springs, FL for FPG-Samhain… then to Ft. Lauderdale again and finally back to home. We were only at FPG for about… hmm… maybe 18 hours total? But at least we got to see our people for a brief moment! And I got to meet Sara Mastros and Erich and Alannah Brown in person for the first time.

Due to the short time span, the fact that we arrived after all the workshops had ended, and my failure to take many pictures (in total, I took five), I won’t be doing my usual festival recap post. But you can always rewind time and read about what happened in 2023!

Okay, ready? Here’s my recap:

FPG-Samhain 2025: Saw old friends. Met new friends.

Oh and we may have seen aliens.

It may have also been the Taurid meteor shower, but it also may have been aliens.

When we left on Sunday morning, we decided to go to the most dive diner we could find. It actually turned out pretty delicious.

What kind of people would we be if we didn’t also stop by Buc-ee’s?

I got some fudge.

One is the standard chocolate flavor. The other is blueberry cheesecake. And yes, it actually tastes like blueberry cheesecake!

Earlier in the week, we did some pumpkin carving. You can watch my short video showing off my creation, or you can just look at this picture.

I think that’s about all to report for now. I’ve got a pretty packed week and we’re planning for another trip this weekend.

Stay tuned for more soon!

#books #dailyprompt #dailyprompt2111 #dailyprompt2115 #FPG #fudge #halloween #pumpkinCarving

I think there was equal distaste… Weekly Recap 11/3/2025

When I was a kid in school, I think I pretty much had an equal distaste for most of my classes. Trying to pick a favorite is, as usual, a very difficult thing for me to do.

I mean, I had a Computer Science class where we basically played games 90% of the time. Does that count?

But electives aside, I can tell you one thing I especially disliked was English class.

I absolutely hated reading books and writing about them. At the time, there were many titles that I couldn’t appreciate in the slightest degree: Joy Luck Club, Mrs. Dalloway, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Animal Farm, Things Fall Apart… and the list goes on.

I would have done anything in my power to not read those books.

A surprising turn of events, then, that much of my time today is spent reading books and writing about them.

Good morning and happy Monday, friends! I hope you had a happy Samhain and a happy start to November!

• New Post: Written Highlights from Ep. 11 featuring Erich and Alannah Brown

Did you remember to change your clocks?

I probably drove for about 12 hours over the weekend. Selene and I went from home to Ft. Lauderdale to Silver Springs, FL for FPG-Samhain… then to Ft. Lauderdale again and finally back to home. We were only at FPG for about… hmm… maybe 18 hours total? But at least we got to see our people for a brief moment! And I got to meet Sara Mastros and Erich and Alannah Brown in person for the first time.

Due to the short time span, the fact that we arrived after all the workshops had ended, and my failure to take many pictures (in total, I took five), I won’t be doing my usual festival recap post. But you can always rewind time and read about what happened in 2023!

Okay, ready? Here’s my recap:

FPG-Samhain 2025: Saw old friends. Met new friends.

Oh and we may have seen aliens.

It may have also been the Taurid meteor shower, but it also may have been aliens.

When we left on Sunday morning, we decided to go to the most dive diner we could find. It actually turned out pretty delicious.

What kind of people would we be if we didn’t also stop by Buc-ee’s?

I got some fudge.

One is the standard chocolate flavor. The other is blueberry cheesecake. And yes, it actually tastes like blueberry cheesecake!

Earlier in the week, we did some pumpkin carving. You can watch my short video showing off my creation, or you can just look at this picture.

I think that’s about all to report for now. I’ve got a pretty packed week and we’re planning for another trip this weekend.

Stay tuned for more soon!

#books #dailyprompt #dailyprompt2111 #dailyprompt2115 #FPG #fudge #halloween #pumpkinCarving

Es ist dann mal wieder #Ringvorlesung Battle in #Göttingen 😅

Wald im Wandel: Wälder im Spannungsfeld von Klimawandel und gesellschaftlichen Anforderungen
Jeden Dienstag im Semester ab 18.15 Uhr, Aula, Wilhelmsplatz 1
https://www.uni-goettingen.de/de/701902.html

vs

Faszinierendes Weltall
Vortragsreihe des Förderkreis Planetarium Göttingen e.V.
Jeweils Dienstags um 19.30 Uhr im ZHG der Universität Göttingen, Platz der Göttinger Sieben, Hörsaal 008
https://www.planetarium-goettingen.de/vortragsreihe/aktuell.php

Aber #FPG ist eine Woche voraus, heute müsst ihr euch noch nicht entscheiden!

Sonderveranstaltung zum internationalen Tag der Planetarien - 100 Jahre Planetarium & Öffentliche Führung Astrophysik

Diesen Mittwoch, 7. Mai 2025 um 18:45h bei unseren Nachbarn am Institut für Astrophysik und Geophysik im Seminarraum Astrophysik (SR 17, F05.104) der @unigoettingen

https://www.uni-goettingen.de/de/50226.html?cid=12485100&date=2025-05-07

Der 7. Mai 2025 markiert einen historischen Meilenstein: Genau vor 100 Jahren öffnete das erste Projektionsplanetarium der Welt im Deutschen Museum in München seine Pforten. Seitdem hat sich diese Erfindung auf der ganzen Welt verbreitet und begeistert als wichtiger Ort der Wissensvermittlung bis heute Menschen aller Altersgruppen.

Das Institut für Astrophysik und Geophysik überträgt in Zusammenarbeit mit dem Förderkreis Planetarium Göttingen Live-Streams der Gesellschaft Deutschsprachiger Planetarien und der International Planetarium Society.

Im Anschluss können bei klarem Himmel der Mond sowie der Planet Jupiter und seine Monde mit einem Teleskop des Instituts beobachtet werden.

Treffpunkt für die Veranstaltung:
Fakultät für Physik, Friedrich-Hund-Platz 1, Eingang Nordost (Tammannstraße).
Aus organisatorischen Gründen ist der Einlass nur pünktlich zu Veranstaltungsbeginn möglich.

Für weitere Führungstermine in der Astrophysik siehe auch https://www.uni-goettingen.de/de/218993.html

#göttingen #unigöttingen #astronomie #astrophysik #planetarium #jubiläum #fpg #FörderkreisPlanetariumGöttingen

As part of the program in the portable planetarium, there will be one show in English on "Planets – Expedition into the Solar System". Admission is free but you need to reserve your spot with FPG:

https://planetarium-goettingen.de/Veranstaltungen/250329_astronomietag.php -> https://planetarium-goettingen.de/planetarium/reservierung.php?time=2025-03-29T17:00

The Förderkreis Planetarium Göttingen e.V. appreciates donations to support their outreach work.

Reminder, the full program and location information for the day is here: https://www.mps.mpg.de/astronomietag2025

@unigoettingen @thegoecampus @DLR

#FPG #AstronomieTag2025 #AstronomieTag #Goettingen #Göttingen #MPSGoettingen

Weitere Termine im laufenden Programm 2024/2025 "Faszinierendes Weltall" des FPG werden noch sein:

Dienstag, 11. Februar 2025: Das Unsichtbare sichtbar machen - Radiobilder von Schwarzen Löchern
Prof. Dr. Anton Zensus, MPI für Radioastronomie, Bonn
@antonzensus @MPIfR_Bonn
https://www.planetarium-goettingen.de/vortragsreihe/abstract.php?termin=2025-02-11T19:30

Dienstag, 18. Februar 2025: Quantenphysik in der Astrophysik
Prof. Dr. Harald Lesch, Ludwig-Maximilians-Universität München
#LMU
https://www.planetarium-goettingen.de/vortragsreihe/abstract.php?termin=2025-02-18T19:30

Dienstag, 04. März 2025: Astronomie mit Einsteins Gravitationswellen
Dr. Benjamin Knispel, MPI für Gravitationsphysik, Hannover
@benknispel @mpi_grav
https://www.planetarium-goettingen.de/vortragsreihe/abstract.php?termin=2025-03-04T19:30

Siehe auch: https://astrodon.social/@mpi_grav/113786373328998552

@maxplanckgesellschaft @unigoettingen @thegoecampus

#Göttingen #UniGöttingen #ÖffentlicherVortrag #Astronomie #MaxPlanck #SchwarzesLoch #Radioastronomie #Quantenphysik #Astrophysik #Gravitationswellen #Einstein #FPG #FörderkreisPlanetariumGöttingen

While exploring the many different shops in downtown Portland yesterday, I found a few of these Colossal Cards that FPG published back in the day, with the art of Joe Jusko.

It took a lot of willpower not to buy them all on the spot. It wasn't a full series. But now I want to start scourging collectible shops online and in person until I come up with a complete set...

https://www.fpguniverse.com/joe-juskos-edgar-rice-burroughs-colossal-cards

#Collecting #TradingCards #FPG

Нам с тобою повезло наслаждаться тьмой и светом,
Быть спокойнее воды и бешеней огня!
Мы с тобой добро и зло, выпьем и закусим ветром,
Мы с тобою одной крови – ты и я.

#FPG - Повезло

Der Digitalpolitische Wochenrückblick.
Mehr Infos/Artikel/Quellen:
https://piratenpartei.ch/digitalpolitische-Woche/
#PNR #FPG #Flugpassagiergesetz #cloud #IPv6 #Inhaltscanner #Pegasus

#FPG - My Way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e52Nti9Asww

#FPG - Нахуй

...
Давай пизьди, что я когда-нибудь останусь один
Что никогда и ни кем так и не буду любим
Но лучше быть одному, чем среди стада скотов
И лучше ненависть, чем смазливой шлюхи любовь
...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZnN6lPJ_bk

#FPG - Утренняя

...
Я вижу тех, кого я знал - их жизнь стала иной.
Лишь я один, как идиот, веду войну с самим собой.
И в этой битве очень часто побеждаю,
Но тот же я, в начале дня, встав, над собой охуеваю:
Достатков - нет, но это наживное,
Зато есть недостатки - недостатков до хуя!!!
И это навсегда, но самое смешное,
То, что самый хуевый недостаток из них - это Я...
...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix5OxqbPlTU