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🔔 Dad joke alert! My steak was tough… I guess it beef‑ed up its defenses. #CheesyDadJoke #FoodPun #DadJokes

I understand that eating pasta on a regular basis means "you are what you eat" would put me into the category of being a noodle. Being a noodle isn't half bad, as I get to interact with other ingredients and those ingredients complement the noodle. So eat pasta. Be a noodle. Be the complement to other ingredients. It's not that hard.

Now that I typed this out, perhaps the @skeletor account could run with this idea.

#FoodForThought #Philosophy #FoodPun #FoodPorn #Noods #Noodle

You are totally my jam for Thursday. A bit of silly fun food pun art to start your day. Enjoy!

get it here: https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/you-are-totally-my-jam-lisa-s-baker.html

#jam #toast #food #pun #foodpun #art #arte #artwork #wallart #homedecor #greetingcards #funny #silly #wordart #artforhome #buyintoart #artforsale #wallartforsale #characters #cartoon #illustration #cutesayings #cutemessages #watercolor

https://punnypeak.com/mushroom-puns/ "
" Why did the fungi go on a diet? Because he wanted to be a mushroom #dietgoals #fungilife #mushroomjoke #veganhumor #healthyhumor #punintended #vegetarianjokes #foodpun #fungifun #funguslove

https://punnypeak.com/carrot-puns/ "
" What happened when the carrot took a math test? It turnedip its nose at all the hard problems! #carrotjoke #foodpun #vegetablehumor #ohmyveggies #laughoutloud #funnynotfunny #lifeofavegetable #comedygold #eatyourveggies #praisethecarrot

https://punnypeak.com/broth-puns/
What did the noodle say to the broth? You're my soulmate! 😂🍲 #broth #soup #foodie #foodpun #dadjoke #puns #noodles #funnyfood #soupmate #humor

https://punnypeak.com/sandwhich-puns/
Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! #foodpun #dadjoke #puns #funny #jokes #lol #humor #comedy #sandwiches #foodie

https://punnypeak.com/sesame-puns/
"I asked my friend if he wanted to grab some sesame chicken, but he said ""Sorry, I'm already on a roll!"" 🍣🤣
#punny #foodpun #sesame #chicken #dadjoke #funny #jokes #foodie #humor #lol"

"Why don't grains make good secret keepers? Because it always goes against the grain to keep thing rizz-erved! 🌾😂#pun #joke #grainhumor #foodpun #rizz #wittywisdom"
https://punsteria.com/rizz-puns/

Why don't corn kernels ever gossip? Because they always get caught on the cob! 🌽 #pun #joke #cornyjokes#harvesthumor #foodpun
https://punsteria.com/corn-puns/

One of my kids is thrilled to be a weirdough like his mom.

I’m happy he likes the t-shirt, but happier that he is owning his weirdness rather than hiding it. I wish I was that smart at his age.

#foodpun #Neurodivergent #Rainbow #Challah

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/36232968-weirdough?store_id=1720302