#foliagehumor — Public Fediverse posts

(Knit knit purl, knit knit purl...)
Buddy, you're a lamb, make some wool man,
Playing in the field
Gonna be a big ram someday
You got mud on your fleece
You big dumb sheep
Chewin' your grass all over NZ, singin'

We will, we will sock you (purl, knit knit purl)
We will, we will sock you (purl, knit knit purl)

Buddy, you're a young ram, soft ram
Letting out a bleat
Gonna take off your wool someday
Your wool's used for lace
You big disgrace
Showing those holes all over the place

We will, we will sock you (Sing it, oh)
We will, we will sock you (purl, knit knit purl)

Buddy, you're an old ram, poor ram
Bleating with your peeps
Gonna make you some fleece someday
You got mud on your face
Big dumb sheep
Somebody better put you back into your graze

We will, we will sock you, sing it
We will, we will sock you (purl, knit knit purl)
Everybody, we will, we will sock you
Hmm, we will, we will sock you
Alright

(Credit to @goleztrol for the bit about lace)

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