#floridaman — Public Fediverse posts
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RE: https://mastodon.world/@AaronDavid/117214516605162216
The world looks at America, the way America looks at Florida man.
"Oh, that crazy guy. What has he done *now*?!?"
#America is the #FloridaMan of the world.
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So, the Melon Felon posted this "truth" today.
This strikes me as an absolutely bizarre post, because it can be accurately rephrased as:
"Welcome home to victim Justo Betancourt, who been released from the concentration camp known as Alligator Auschwitz, which Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had built and operates at my suggestion as an effort to flatter and fluff me, and which my fascist stormtroopers threw him in after they rounded him up and illegally arrested him while violating pretty much every one of his constitutional and natural rights."
Odd thing to take credit for, particularly when he notes he didn't actually have anything to do with releasing him, and credits the victim's daughter for that effort.
#USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #RonDesantis #FloridaMan #AlligatorAuschwitz #deranged #TruthSocial
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Florida man who stole Nancy Pelosi's podium on January 6 is running for public office.
#January6
#insurrectionist
#floridaman
https://apnews.com/article/adam-johnson-pelosi-podium-lectern-january-6-7300673ecfeba82accac63fc4395c853 -
Florida man pleads guilty over Jan 6 riot as state’s governor Ron DeSantis insists there was no insurrection
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ron-desantis-florida-jan-6-b2380166.html
#FloridaMan #Jan6Riot #RonDeSantis #NoInsurrection #GuiltyPlea #Independent #Politics #News
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#strongman #FloridaMan #weightlifter #alligator #vintage #Early1900s
Florida Man, early 1900s