#floridaman — Public Fediverse posts
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https://www.fogolf.com/us/7397/ Florida man banned from public golf as terms of bail after beating up golfer over slow play | Golf News and Tour Information #BrokenBones #fight #Florida #FloridaGolf #FloridaMan #FloridaManBannedFromPublicGolfAfterArrestForBeatingUpSlowGolfer #GolfArrest #GolfFight #OsceolaCountyJail #OsceolaCountySheriffsOffice #story
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RE: https://mastodon.world/@AaronDavid/117214516605162216
The world looks at America, the way America looks at Florida man.
"Oh, that crazy guy. What has he done *now*?!?"
#America is the #FloridaMan of the world.
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RE: https://mastodon.world/@AaronDavid/117214516605162216
The world looks at America, the way America looks at Florida man.
"Oh, that crazy guy. What has he done *now*?!?"
#America is the #FloridaMan of the world.
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RE: https://mastodon.world/@AaronDavid/117214516605162216
The world looks at America, the way America looks at Florida man.
"Oh, that crazy guy. What has he done *now*?!?"
#America is the #FloridaMan of the world.
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RE: https://mastodon.world/@AaronDavid/117214516605162216
The world looks at America, the way America looks at Florida man.
"Oh, that crazy guy. What has he done *now*?!?"
#America is the #FloridaMan of the world.
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The only surprise here is that DeSantis "suspended" Caruso after having appointed him Palm Beach clerk of courts only a couple weeks ago.
I guess DeSantis's office doesn't do background checks.
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The only surprise here is that DeSantis "suspended" Caruso after having appointed him Palm Beach clerk of courts only a couple weeks ago.
I guess DeSantis's office doesn't do background checks.
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The only surprise here is that DeSantis "suspended" Caruso after having appointed him Palm Beach clerk of courts only a couple weeks ago.
I guess DeSantis's office doesn't do background checks.
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The only surprise here is that DeSantis "suspended" Caruso after having appointed him Palm Beach clerk of courts only a couple weeks ago.
I guess DeSantis's office doesn't do background checks.
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but if you're #floridaman, keep the balls to the wall insanity for our entertainment please
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but if you're #floridaman, keep the balls to the wall insanity for our entertainment please
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Florida Man Just Needed A Nap, So He Jumped A Barbed Wire Fence To Break Into An Airbus A320 And Sleep In The Bathroom
Look, we’ve all been there. You’re out late, you’re wiped out, and you’ve just got to crash somewhere.…
#France #FR #Europe #EU #Airbus #FloridaMan #FortLauderdale-HollywoodInternationalAirport #jetblue #paroleboard #SamuelLackey
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Florida Man Just Needed A Nap, So He Jumped A Barbed Wire Fence To Break Into An Airbus A320 And Sleep In The Bathroom
Look, we’ve all been there. You’re out late, you’re wiped out, and you’ve just got to crash somewhere.…
#Netherlands #Nederland #NL #Europe #Europa #EU #Airbus #FloridaMan #FortLauderdale-HollywoodInternationalAirport #JetBlue #paroleboard #SamuelLackey
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#floridaman says they've killed one of their own best parties
https://youtu.be/TQj4eLg2cvc?is=ITLd8Y4B2Nrna2n- -
HEY, MIKEY...
HE LIKES IT!!!👇
#MikeRogers
#FloridaMan
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Florida Man Puts Jello, Sushi, Crab Rangoons, Green Beans, Rice Noodles, And Some Chicken On Same Plate
Offends buffet connoisseurs by refusing to load up on seafood and beef, then brags that he could even get ice cream by "stopping" it with white rice, but he ran out of room
#FloridaMan #food -
Florida Man Puts Jello, Sushi, Crab Rangoons, Green Beans, Rice Noodles, And Some Chicken On Same Plate
Offends buffet connoisseurs by refusing to load up on seafood and beef, then brags that he could even get ice cream by "stopping" it with white rice, but he ran out of room
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Florida Man Puts Jello, Sushi, Crab Rangoons, Green Beans, Rice Noodles, And Some Chicken On Same Plate
Offends buffet connoisseurs by refusing to load up on seafood and beef, then brags that he could even get ice cream by "stopping" it with white rice, but he ran out of room
#FloridaMan #food -
Florida Man Puts Jello, Sushi, Crab Rangoons, Green Beans, Rice Noodles, And Some Chicken On Same Plate
Offends buffet connoisseurs by refusing to load up on seafood and beef, then brags that he could even get ice cream by "stopping" it with white rice, but he ran out of room
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$ < /dev/florida | sed 's/alligator/bear/g' >/dev/alberta
( 😜 )
#Canada #Alberta #Florida #FloridaMan #Unix #CanPol #UselessUseOfCat #shell
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$ < /dev/florida | sed 's/alligator/bear/g' >/dev/alberta
( 😜 )
#Canada #Alberta #Florida #FloridaMan #Unix #CanPol #UselessUseOfCat #shell
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$ < /dev/florida | sed 's/alligator/bear/g' >/dev/alberta
( 😜 )
#Canada #Alberta #Florida #FloridaMan #Unix #CanPol #UselessUseOfCat #shell
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$ < /dev/florida | sed 's/alligator/bear/g' >/dev/alberta
( 😜 )
#Canada #Alberta #Florida #FloridaMan #Unix #CanPol #UselessUseOfCat #shell
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First time seeing a rainbow 🌈 on the ground, and in my front yard.
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"Florida man" and "stupid" in the same sentence has to be considered redundant at this point.
"Florida Man Fights Police Officers Attempting to Get Him Out of Alligator-Infested Water"
src: https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/florida-man-fights-police-officers-125422535.html
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"Florida man" and "stupid" in the same sentence has to be considered redundant at this point.
"Florida Man Fights Police Officers Attempting to Get Him Out of Alligator-Infested Water"
src: https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/florida-man-fights-police-officers-125422535.html
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"Florida man" and "stupid" in the same sentence has to be considered redundant at this point.
"Florida Man Fights Police Officers Attempting to Get Him Out of Alligator-Infested Water"
src: https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/florida-man-fights-police-officers-125422535.html
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"Florida man" and "stupid" in the same sentence has to be considered redundant at this point.
"Florida Man Fights Police Officers Attempting to Get Him Out of Alligator-Infested Water"
src: https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/florida-man-fights-police-officers-125422535.html
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RE: https://journa.host/@BrowardPolitics/116874561025121651
Florida Man reports on Florida Man.
Florida, man.
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RE: https://journa.host/@BrowardPolitics/116874561025121651
Florida Man reports on Florida Man.
Florida, man.
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RE: https://journa.host/@BrowardPolitics/116874561025121651
Florida Man reports on Florida Man.
Florida, man.
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RE: https://journa.host/@BrowardPolitics/116874561025121651
Florida Man reports on Florida Man.
Florida, man.
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https://www.europesays.com/hu/145328/ Telex: Mentőhelikopterrel próbált elmenekülni a rendőrök elől egy autóbalesetet okozó floridai férfi #Antikrisztus #baleset #EgyesültÁllamok #florida #FloridaMan #helikopter #Hungarian #Külföld #Magyar #News #Világ #World #WorldNews
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Florida sculptor drives through Nebraska in ‘pearmobile’
THE MOVE IS B…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Artsanddesign #andrewglubbey #Arts #ArtsAndDesign #Design #Entertainment #favoritefruit #Florida #FloridaMan #floridasculptor #fuelefficient #Home #ketv #ketvnewswatch #ketvviewerfaithstrode #Nebraska #papillion #pear #pear-shapedmoped #pearmobile #Sculptor #sport #vehicle #video #viewer #Washington #weather #weather|localnews
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Florida man accused of defrauding Yankees legend Mariano Rivera https://www.rawchili.com/mlb/726008/ #agreement #BankStatement #Baseball #FinancialRegulation #FloridaMan #HawaiiDepartment #honolulu #information #Investigation #investment #minard #MLB #NewYork #NewYorkYankees #NewYork #NewYorkYankees #office #OrangeCountyJail #OrlandoManArrestedForAllegedlyDefraudingYankeesLegendMarianoRiveraOf$1Million #owl #rivera #wpbf #Yankees
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Florida man accused of defrauding Yankees legend Mariano Rivera https://www.rawchili.com/mlb/726008/ #agreement #BankStatement #Baseball #FinancialRegulation #FloridaMan #HawaiiDepartment #honolulu #information #Investigation #investment #minard #MLB #NewYork #NewYorkYankees #NewYork #NewYorkYankees #office #OrangeCountyJail #OrlandoManArrestedForAllegedlyDefraudingYankeesLegendMarianoRiveraOf$1Million #owl #rivera #wpbf #Yankees
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Photos Of SeaWorld Orlando In Florida @mustseeflorida #floridaman #floridalife #photography #nature #naturephotography #orlandomagic #wildlifephotography #wildlifeart @nature
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Photos Of SeaWorld Orlando In Florida @mustseeflorida #floridaman #floridalife #photography #nature #naturephotography #orlandomagic #wildlifephotography #wildlifeart @nature
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My faith in "Florida Man" is restored.
Grift long and grift well, my brother.
"Squatter arrested at tech tycoon's Palm Beach estate claims Trump gifted him the home"
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My faith in "Florida Man" is restored.
Grift long and grift well, my brother.
"Squatter arrested at tech tycoon's Palm Beach estate claims Trump gifted him the home"
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My faith in "Florida Man" is restored.
Grift long and grift well, my brother.
"Squatter arrested at tech tycoon's Palm Beach estate claims Trump gifted him the home"
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My faith in "Florida Man" is restored.
Grift long and grift well, my brother.
"Squatter arrested at tech tycoon's Palm Beach estate claims Trump gifted him the home"
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So, the Melon Felon posted this "truth" today.
This strikes me as an absolutely bizarre post, because it can be accurately rephrased as:
"Welcome home to victim Justo Betancourt, who been released from the concentration camp known as Alligator Auschwitz, which Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had built and operates at my suggestion as an effort to flatter and fluff me, and which my fascist stormtroopers threw him in after they rounded him up and illegally arrested him while violating pretty much every one of his constitutional and natural rights."
Odd thing to take credit for, particularly when he notes he didn't actually have anything to do with releasing him, and credits the victim's daughter for that effort.
#USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #RonDesantis #FloridaMan #AlligatorAuschwitz #deranged #TruthSocial
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So, the Melon Felon posted this "truth" today.
This strikes me as an absolutely bizarre post, because it can be accurately rephrased as:
"Welcome home to victim Justo Betancourt, who been released from the concentration camp known as Alligator Auschwitz, which Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had built and operates at my suggestion as an effort to flatter and fluff me, and which my fascist stormtroopers threw him in after they rounded him up and illegally arrested him while violating pretty much every one of his constitutional and natural rights."
Odd thing to take credit for, particularly when he notes he didn't actually have anything to do with releasing him, and credits the victim's daughter for that effort.
#USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #RonDesantis #FloridaMan #AlligatorAuschwitz #deranged #TruthSocial
