#floridaman — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #floridaman, aggregated by home.social.
-
#FloridaMan smashes face, ODs on meth, wins thousands of new social media followers.
-
Re: https://m.ai6yr.org/@headlines_bot/116408827385531987
The memes about #FloridaMan now include #FloridaDoctor.
How can a doctor, intending to remove a spleen from a patient, remove their liver instead? #onlyInFlorida
PS: That post had #quotingDisabled. Really? I only had to manually copy its URL, a simple thing, to quote it.
-
Yesterday, there was full moon out at the Chicago Cubs-Tampa Bay Rays game.
Color commentator says, "ew" & the broadcast booth mics all hit mute at the same time.
https://www.totalprosports.com/mlb/rays-fan-wardrobe-malfunction-pants-fall-down-live-tv/
#humor #baseball -
@rl_dane Yeah, y'know, #FloridaMan , uh, never met him but don't think I want to :blobthinkingeyes:
-
What, No Kings Airport and No Kings Library? 🤔
#nokings #floridaman
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp9v252pkk1o -
Oh my, tried to steal a student plane from Embry Riddle... while drunk. #aviation
-
Alleged DUI driver crashes onto Daytona Beach runway, attempts to board plane:
Authorities say he crashed through a fence and drove onto an active runway at Daytona Beach airport, attempting to enter an aircraft with its engine running.
-
Man drives mustang onto the taxiway at KDAB and tries to hijack a Embry-Riddle Aircraft 3/25
https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/s/dm3B7Q38T5
#FloridaMan -
Florida Man is not going unchallenged. Florida Woman is upping her game...(and her water intake apparently.)
"Police: Airbnb guest causes over $5K in damage after peeing on furniture"
-
YEE-HAW! Close call for #FloridaMan! But everything's cool for now. He can still marry his first cousin! #Yay! I bet there's probably some local #perverts there celebrating tonight. </s> 🤯😖
Florida bill to ban marrying first cousins fails to pass
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5789383-florida-bill-to-ban-marrying-first-cousins-fails-to-pass/#US #Florida #News #FloridaNews #FloridaLaw #Marriage #Incest #WTF #Gross #IAmDB
-
He's a 10, but he's wearing a Yankees jersey in one of his online dating profile pictures
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
#dating #gay #redflag #gaydating #lgbtq #YankeesSuck #onlinedating #mlb #sports #basball #yankees #floridaman #Florida #snowbirds -
Teh Zuck moves to Florida, completing his transformation into a Fox News grandpa.
#Facebook #Zuckerberg #FoxNews #FloridaMan -
-
"Florida DOGE embraces Trump’s disputed climate report
The DeSantis administration, seeking to curtail local spending, cited a Department of Energy report to question the 'so-called climate crisis.'
The Department of Energy's misleading climate report is getting a second life in Florida.
The state is leaning on the report — which uses debunked arguments to downplay the risks of global warming — to claim that local government spending on electric vehicles, renewable energy and climate resilience is 'ill-advised and wasteful.'"
-
Y’all don’t need to make up strange Florida news. There’s plenty of *completely true* strange Florida news out there. It’s a bit embarrassing watching so many people boost an obviously fake story. #Florida #floridaman
-
Florida man gonna do Florida things.
"Man arrested after engaging 'in sexual performance with vacuum cleaner' at resort: cops"
"Witnesses provided statements and a cell phone recording of a partially clothed male engaged in inappropriate conduct."
But what about the vacuum cleaner, did he void the warranty?
* Is that pride I see in his eyes?
-
Florida Navy Commander Arrested on Child Sex and Abuse Charges
#ChildAbuse #CrimesAgainstChildren #Florida #FloridaMan #Military #navy #news #OpChildSafety #Pedogate #PedoGateNews
https://theaegisalliance.com/2026/01/31/florida-navy-commander-arrested-on-child-sex-and-abuse-charges/?fsp_sid=2323 -
#FloridaMan arrested after engaging in a “sexual performance” with a vacuum cleaner. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/01/28/central-florida-man-caught-in-sexual-performance-with-vacuum-deputies-say/
-
Florida man who stole Nancy Pelosi's podium on January 6 is running for public office.
#January6
#insurrectionist
#floridaman
https://apnews.com/article/adam-johnson-pelosi-podium-lectern-january-6-7300673ecfeba82accac63fc4395c853 -
I think #FloridaWoman here is replacing #FloridaMan.
-
Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow – No trackers, no ads. Black type, white background. Privacy policy: we don't collect or retain any data at all ever period. [Unofficial] @[email protected] ·Pluralistic: Carl Hiaasen's 'Fever Beach' (21 Oct 2025)
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://pluralistic.net/2025/10/21/florida-duh/
-
House Republican..
[Orlando Sentinel]: Judge grants ex-girlfriend restraining order against Rep. Cory Mills By Martin E. Comas -
“People Do Evil Things”: Pacific Palisades Fire Suspect Arrested By Feds
“People Do Evil Things”: Pacific Palisades Fire Suspect... #palisades #wildfire #california #us #arson #nottheonion #wildfires #californiawildfires #brushfire #floridaman -
Episode 3: Florida Man, Missing Link – The one where Bello questions who’s really on top of the food chain.
#bellobear #webcomic #comicstrip #floridaman #evolution #funnycomics #comedycomic
-
Episode 3: Florida Man, Missing Link – The one where Bello questions who’s really on top of the food chain.
#bellobear #webcomic #comicstrip #floridaman #evolution #funnycomics #comedycomic
-
Episode 3: Florida Man, Missing Link – The one where Bello questions who’s really on top of the food chain.
#bellobear #webcomic #comicstrip #floridaman #evolution #funnycomics #comedycomic
-
Episode 3: Florida Man, Missing Link – The one where Bello questions who’s really on top of the food chain.
#bellobear #webcomic #comicstrip #floridaman #evolution #funnycomics #comedycomic
-
Episode 3: Florida Man, Missing Link – The one where Bello questions who’s really on top of the food chain.
#bellobear #webcomic #comicstrip #floridaman #evolution #funnycomics #comedycomic
-
North Fort Myers, Florida Man Alleges Violent False Arrest and Imprisonment: The Case of Enzo Vincenzi
#ACAB #activism #Activists #CrookedCops #FalseArrest #Florida #FloridaMan #FortMyers #FTP #Law #LeeCounty #legal #policeaccountability #wrongfularrests
https://theaegisalliance.com/2025/07/13/north-fort-myers-florida-man-alleges-violent-false-arrest-and-imprisonment-the-case-of-enzo-vincenzi/?fsp_sid=1663 -
Only in Florida. The same folks calling California ‘immoral’ are out here raising Florida Man like he’s their prodigal son. Y’all built this chaos. #OnlyInFlorida #FloridaMan #RightWingLogic #GOPValues #HypocrisyWatch #FloridaChaos #YouBuiltThis #PoliticalIrony #FloridaVsCalifornia
-
Onko tätä *paikkakunta* man -otiskointityyliä käytetty aiemmin Suomessa?
En muista ennen nähneeni, vaikka varsin usein katson Yle Newsinkin kontsaa.
#OuluMan #FloridaMan #otsikointi #media #journalismi #KysyMastodonilta
-
The Florida Man isn't making a political statement. He just really really REALLY hates lawyers who are so dumb it's actually okay for Donald Trump to refuse to pay them. #alinahabba #gop #floridaman #florida #orlando #doj #dhs #donaldtrump #habba #uspoli #trump #eightysix #fortyseven #giuliani
Florida man indicted for '86' ... -
I'm old enough to remember that the great #corruption of the 90s that got Republicans all riled up was Bill Clinton selling nights in the Lincoln bedroom. Did #FloridaMan complain about that too at the time? #EmolumentsClause
-
Marco Rubio nennt Deutschlands Abwehr von Rechtsextremismus „Tyrannei“ – aus dem Lager, das Trump zur Rettung der westlichen Welt erklärt hat. Wer Demokratie so versteht wie Florida Wahlrecht, Grundrechte wie Waffenbesitz und Verfassung wie Fox News – der sollte sich nicht erheben, sondern mal still zuhören.
#Rubio #AfD #Trumpism #USA #Verfassungsschutz #Demokratie #FloridaMan #Rechtsextremismus #PoliticalTheater #Populismus #WehrhafteDemokratie
-
@MusiqueNow My #FloridaBoycott continues. I’m not spending any of my hard earned cash over there. Neither am I using any of my precious vacation time. It’s not safe. #FloridaMan #RepublicansHateYou
-
Florida Man jewelry thief swallows $770K worth of Tiffany earrings just before he was arrested
#Crime #Florida #FloridaMan #jewelry #news #Odd #oddnews
https://theaegisalliance.com/2025/03/05/florida-man-jewelry-thief-swallows-770k-worth-of-tiffany-earrings-just-before-he-was-arrested/?fsp_sid=877 -
#FloridaMan Mordechai Brafman, 27, a plumber, who did a U turn in his pickup truck and opened fire on a car about 9:30 p.m. this past Saturday in #MiamiBeach. After arrest he told #Miami police the seventeen shots he proudly fired had killed two #Palestinians.
The gunshot #victims, who were #hospitalized in critical condition and thus far have survived, are #jewish #tourists from #Israel named Ari and Yaron Rabi
https://wapo.st/4gKikaO #FreeGftLnk #SharedStory #Floriduh #WellArmedMilitia #GunSense #FirstAmendmentFaves
-
#FloridaMan Mordechai Brafman, 27, a plumber, who did a U turn in his pickup truck and opened fire on a car about 9:30 p.m. this past Saturday in #MiamiBeach. After arrest he told #Miami police the seventeen shots he proudly fired had killed two #Palestinians.
The gunshot #victims, who were #hospitalized in critical condition and thus far have survived, are #jewish #tourists from #Israel named Ari and Yaron Rabi
https://wapo.st/4gKikaO #FreeGftLnk #SharedStory #Floriduh #WellArmedMilitia #GunSense #FirstAmendmentFaves
-
#FloridaMan Mordechai Brafman, 27, a plumber, who did a U turn in his pickup truck and opened fire on a car about 9:30 p.m. this past Saturday in #MiamiBeach. After arrest he told #Miami police the seventeen shots he proudly fired had killed two #Palestinians.
The gunshot #victims, who were #hospitalized in critical condition and thus far have survived, are #jewish #tourists from #Israel named Ari and Yaron Rabi
https://wapo.st/4gKikaO #FreeGftLnk #SharedStory #Floriduh #WellArmedMilitia #GunSense #FirstAmendmentFaves
-
#FloridaMan Mordechai Brafman, 27, a plumber, who did a U turn in his pickup truck and opened fire on a car about 9:30 p.m. this past Saturday in #MiamiBeach. After arrest he told #Miami police the seventeen shots he proudly fired had killed two #Palestinians.
The gunshot #victims, who were #hospitalized in critical condition and thus far have survived, are #jewish #tourists from #Israel named Ari and Yaron Rabi
https://wapo.st/4gKikaO #FreeGftLnk #SharedStory #Floriduh #WellArmedMilitia #GunSense #FirstAmendmentFaves
-
Heinolalainen kaipunginvaltuutettu vai #FloridaMan.
"Perussuomalaisten kaupunginvaltuutettu #HarriSalonen halusi aloitteellaan poistaa lukion #oppikirja sta aukeaman, jossa kerrotaan Suomen eduskuntapuolueista."
#Salonen #Heinola #persut #äärioikeisto #lukio #kirja #kirjat #kirjamastodon #kirjamasto #sensuuri #yhteiskuntaoppi #politiikka
-
Heinolalainen kaipunginvaltuutettu vai #FloridaMan.
"Perussuomalaisten kaupunginvaltuutettu #HarriSalonen halusi aloitteellaan poistaa lukion #oppikirja sta aukeaman, jossa kerrotaan Suomen eduskuntapuolueista."
#Salonen #Heinola #persut #äärioikeisto #lukio #kirja #kirjat #kirjamastodon #kirjamasto #sensuuri #yhteiskuntaoppi #politiikka
-
Heinolalainen kaipunginvaltuutettu vai #FloridaMan.
"Perussuomalaisten kaupunginvaltuutettu #HarriSalonen halusi aloitteellaan poistaa lukion #oppikirja sta aukeaman, jossa kerrotaan Suomen eduskuntapuolueista."
#Salonen #Heinola #persut #äärioikeisto #lukio #kirja #kirjat #kirjamastodon #kirjamasto #sensuuri #yhteiskuntaoppi #politiikka
