#floridaman — Public Fediverse posts

RE: https://mastodon.world/@AaronDavid/117214516605162216

The world looks at America, the way America looks at Florida man.

"Oh, that crazy guy. What has he done *now*?!?"

#America is the #FloridaMan of the world.

https://people.com/florida-officials-say-more-than-160-missing-children-found-in-statewide-law-enforcement-operation-12073155

#childsexabuse #epidemic #USPolitics #floridapolitics #florida #floridaman #espteinparasiteclasslifestyle #maga #conservatives #conservativenews #ConservativeNationalReview #MAGALivesMatter #MAGAlivesdontmatter #immigrants #ImmigrationEnforcement #immigrationpolicy

The only surprise here is that DeSantis "suspended" Caruso after having appointed him Palm Beach clerk of courts only a couple weeks ago.

I guess DeSantis's office doesn't do background checks.

#Politics #RepublicanDeathCult #FloridaMan #RonDeSantis

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2026/08/18/desantis-ally-in-florida-arrested-on-child-sex-abuse-charges/

@davep @QasimRashid

but if you're #floridaman, keep the balls to the wall insanity for our entertainment please

@QasimRashid

😂

followup: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcEtAUDNpeQ/

pure #florida

#flock #flockcamera #flockcameras #floridaman

#Florida #Floridaman #Gators #memes

Florida Man Puts Jello, Sushi, Crab Rangoons, Green Beans, Rice Noodles, And Some Chicken On Same Plate

Offends buffet connoisseurs by refusing to load up on seafood and beef, then brags that he could even get ice cream by "stopping" it with white rice, but he ran out of room

RE: https://flipboard.com/@independent/videos-5mje1kpkz/-/a-kEX7p3YyTCCRR6FDfw15rA%3Aa%3A1855170754-%2F0

#FloridaMan strikes again

$ < /dev/florida | sed 's/alligator/bear/g' >/dev/alberta

( 😜 )

#Canada #Alberta #Florida #FloridaMan #Unix #CanPol #UselessUseOfCat #shell

First time seeing a rainbow 🌈 on the ground, and in my front yard.

#floridaman

"Florida man" and "stupid" in the same sentence has to be considered redundant at this point.

"Florida Man Fights Police Officers Attempting to Get Him Out of Alligator-Infested Water"

#FloridaMan

src: https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/florida-man-fights-police-officers-125422535.html

RE: https://journa.host/@BrowardPolitics/116874561025121651

Florida Man reports on Florida Man.

Florida, man.

#Florida #FloridaMan

So, 33 is the limit?

#FloridaMan

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/florida-man-found-with-34-open-white-claw-cans-on-passenger-seat-during-traffic-stop-fhp-says/

My faith in "Florida Man" is restored.

Grift long and grift well, my brother.

"Squatter arrested at tech tycoon's Palm Beach estate claims Trump gifted him the home"

src: https://cbs12.com/news/local/shirtless-squatter-arrested-at-tech-tycoons-estate-claims-trump-gifted-him-the-home-palm-beach-palm-beach-police-department-kellen-white-trespassing-mansion-burglary-luxury-estate-tech-tycoon-computer-mouse-inventor-shirtless-intruder

#FloridaMan

So, the Melon Felon posted this "truth" today.

This strikes me as an absolutely bizarre post, because it can be accurately rephrased as:

"Welcome home to victim Justo Betancourt, who been released from the concentration camp known as Alligator Auschwitz, which Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had built and operates at my suggestion as an effort to flatter and fluff me, and which my fascist stormtroopers threw him in after they rounded him up and illegally arrested him while violating pretty much every one of his constitutional and natural rights."

Odd thing to take credit for, particularly when he notes he didn't actually have anything to do with releasing him, and credits the victim's daughter for that effort.

#USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #RonDesantis #FloridaMan #AlligatorAuschwitz #deranged #TruthSocial

"Florida Man" really is a genre, isn't it.

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #floridaman #florida #drinking #dui #alcohol #driving #drunkdriving #news #screenshot #unhinged

K.

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #lol #screenshot #machete #meth #crystalmeth #bathsalts #drugs #florida #floridaman #violence #funny

#FloridaMan —meet "Florida Doctor."..

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-doctor-indicted-allegedly-removing-patients-liver-instead-sple-rcna331696

#FloridaMan smashes face, ODs on meth, wins thousands of new social media followers.

https://abc7ny.com/post/influencer-clavicular-braden-peters-known-looksmaxxing-hospitalized-miami-suspected-overdose-during-livestream/18892722/?ref=webworm.co

Re: https://m.ai6yr.org/@headlines_bot/116408827385531987

The memes about #FloridaMan now include #FloridaDoctor.

How can a doctor, intending to remove a spleen from a patient, remove their liver instead? #onlyInFlorida

PS: That post had #quotingDisabled. Really? I only had to manually copy its URL, a simple thing, to quote it.