#floridaman — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #floridaman, aggregated by home.social.
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RE: https://mastodon.world/@AaronDavid/117214516605162216
The world looks at America, the way America looks at Florida man.
"Oh, that crazy guy. What has he done *now*?!?"
#America is the #FloridaMan of the world.
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The only surprise here is that DeSantis "suspended" Caruso after having appointed him Palm Beach clerk of courts only a couple weeks ago.
I guess DeSantis's office doesn't do background checks.
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but if you're #floridaman, keep the balls to the wall insanity for our entertainment please
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Florida Man Just Needed A Nap, So He Jumped A Barbed Wire Fence To Break Into An Airbus A320 And Sleep In The Bathroom
Look, we’ve all been there. You’re out late, you’re wiped out, and you’ve just got to crash somewhere.…
#France #FR #Europe #EU #Airbus #FloridaMan #FortLauderdale-HollywoodInternationalAirport #jetblue #paroleboard #SamuelLackey
https://www.europesays.com/france/65691/ -
Florida Man Just Needed A Nap, So He Jumped A Barbed Wire Fence To Break Into An Airbus A320 And Sleep In The Bathroom
Look, we’ve all been there. You’re out late, you’re wiped out, and you’ve just got to crash somewhere.…
#Netherlands #Nederland #NL #Europe #Europa #EU #Airbus #FloridaMan #FortLauderdale-HollywoodInternationalAirport #JetBlue #paroleboard #SamuelLackey
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Florida Man Puts Jello, Sushi, Crab Rangoons, Green Beans, Rice Noodles, And Some Chicken On Same Plate
Offends buffet connoisseurs by refusing to load up on seafood and beef, then brags that he could even get ice cream by "stopping" it with white rice, but he ran out of room
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$ < /dev/florida | sed 's/alligator/bear/g' >/dev/alberta
( 😜 )
#Canada #Alberta #Florida #FloridaMan #Unix #CanPol #UselessUseOfCat #shell
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First time seeing a rainbow 🌈 on the ground, and in my front yard.
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"Florida man" and "stupid" in the same sentence has to be considered redundant at this point.
"Florida Man Fights Police Officers Attempting to Get Him Out of Alligator-Infested Water"
src: https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/florida-man-fights-police-officers-125422535.html
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RE: https://journa.host/@BrowardPolitics/116874561025121651
Florida Man reports on Florida Man.
Florida, man.
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My faith in "Florida Man" is restored.
Grift long and grift well, my brother.
"Squatter arrested at tech tycoon's Palm Beach estate claims Trump gifted him the home"
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So, the Melon Felon posted this "truth" today.
This strikes me as an absolutely bizarre post, because it can be accurately rephrased as:
"Welcome home to victim Justo Betancourt, who been released from the concentration camp known as Alligator Auschwitz, which Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had built and operates at my suggestion as an effort to flatter and fluff me, and which my fascist stormtroopers threw him in after they rounded him up and illegally arrested him while violating pretty much every one of his constitutional and natural rights."
Odd thing to take credit for, particularly when he notes he didn't actually have anything to do with releasing him, and credits the victim's daughter for that effort.
#USPol #Trump #MangoMussolini #DipshitDonnie #RonDesantis #FloridaMan #AlligatorAuschwitz #deranged #TruthSocial
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"Florida Man" really is a genre, isn't it.
#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #floridaman #florida #drinking #dui #alcohol #driving #drunkdriving #news #screenshot #unhinged
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#FloridaMan smashes face, ODs on meth, wins thousands of new social media followers.
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First DCFC (DC Fast Charge) with the rental #Polestar2 at the #ElectrifyAmerica outside of Winter Garden, Florida and…. Boy do I miss the charging speeds of the #ioniq5 already. 😢 Only saw a brief (>90 seconds) period of charging greater than 100kW.
But otherwise, have managed to engage full vacation mode. #FloridaMan
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#strongman #FloridaMan #weightlifter #alligator #vintage #Early1900s
Florida Man, early 1900s -
"There are no other #Everglades in the world. They are, they always have been, one of the unique regions of the #Earth, remote, never wholly known. Nothing anywhere else is like them." – #MarjoryStonemanDouglas (yes, the school's namesake)
#FloridaMan, born of the Everglades: Nothing anywhere else is like them.
The #swampy #RiverOfGrass fights back.
