#fictionalcharactersconfessions — Public Fediverse posts
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SUPERMAN: To help out, I tried fact-checking during the 2020 presidential debate. I even got Lois, the Flash and that "Lying Cat" from "Saga" to help out. (*Sighs*) Flash and I ended up crashing Snopes from super-speed hitting the "reload" button; Lois rage-posted *something* on social media and got banned; and we had to take the Lying Cat to the vet for exhaustion.
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BATMAN: Yes, I do donate plenty to charity to help Gotham. But contrary to the Fox News crowd, you need strong government programs to help, too! Speaking of which, the previous president belonged in Arkham, not the White House! What kind of person views Clark Kent as an "enemy of the people" for doing his reporting job?! (*Sees camera start to pan away*) Wait, don't cut me off--- (*cuts to a DC Comics "technical difficulties" test pattern*)
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LISA SIMPSON: Springfield's in a fictional west coast state that's a cross between Oregon, where our show's creator Matt Groening grew up, and California, because... self-centered-on-California Hollywood writers. All the other stuff not on the west coast is just for a gag or to "confuse" viewers.
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I originally got my powers from Earth's lesser gravity versus Krypton's. The "yellow sun radiation" thing came along just because it was the superhero craze back in the 60s. Everyone was doing the "radiation = powers" thing---Hulk, Spider-Man... --Superman
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I never liked phrases. Effing Phrases. Clauses weren't too bad, but the phrases were just unbearable.
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I really don't need to make three point landings. I'm just doing it to protect the concrete.
- Superman
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“I didn’t actually “lose” my sheep. I sold them to raise money for my drug habit
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Yes, it’s awful design. What can I say?
Mike Brady, Architect, is fictional. I’m an actor.
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#FictionalCharactersConfessionsDon't tell anyone, but I adore marzipan, jordan almonds and divinity.
--Willie Wonka
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I hate worms!
Please give donuts instead.~Babadook Dook Dook
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Yes, my mom is a chihuahua. Don’t tell Mando, he’ll send me home.
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Actually, 1984 was an instruction manual. It’s just that Republicans are really slow readers.
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Yeah, I left the gun. But I gotta admit, I ate the cannolis
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#FictionalCharactersConfessions"Convincing the world he didn't exist really was NOT the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled. That was only until 2016..." - Keyser Soze
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#FictionalCharactersConfessionsI'm still obsessed with the suspicion that when they put Libby's Libby's Libby's on the label label label, they were MOCKING ME!!
--Mary Harman Mary Hartman
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"TruCoat was not put on at the factory, it's just a dealer markup." ~ Jerry Lundegaard
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Neo: "I wish that I took the other pill instead."
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#FictionalCharactersConfessions I am Groot’s brother.
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"Vegetarians trying to convince me to give up meat made me snap. Authorities don't know I started with them years before," Hannibal Lecter
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Foghorn Leghorn and Yosemite Sam stormed the Capitol.
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"When the Cold War ended, Boris and Fearless Leader were in denial and fought against the fall of communism. To escape, I had to betray them. Then I was betrayed and barely escaped with my life. Now I'm stuck here, in Transnistria, pretending to be a babushka. If anyone finds out, Russia, Moldovia, Ukraine, USA, Framce, anyone, I'm dead..." -- Natasha