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  1. Intentar un SIGTERM con una niña de 6 años consumiendo el 100% de CPU (colador incluido) es de novatos. 🐧📉
    Laura y Leo reportaban packet loss crítico. Suerte que entró Marta (root) y ejecutó el kill -9 ancestral: "A la de una, a la de dos...".
    Sistema estabilizado en 4s. Bit cerró los logs. 🐶
    ¿A qué procesos domésticos le tiráis un kill -9?
    #SysAdmin #Linux #FediParents

  2. Intentar un SIGTERM con una niña de 6 años consumiendo el 100% de CPU (colador incluido) es de novatos. 🐧📉
    Laura y Leo reportaban packet loss crítico. Suerte que entró Marta (root) y ejecutó el kill -9 ancestral: "A la de una, a la de dos...".
    Sistema estabilizado en 4s. Bit cerró los logs. 🐶
    ¿A qué procesos domésticos le tiráis un kill -9?
    #SysAdmin #Linux #FediParents

  3. 5:50am, I wake up to my kid humming the alarm clock sound (that usually is set for 6:30). I tap on his head to turn him off but "you can't turn me off daddy, I am the human alarm clock!".
    Downstairs the dog starts making noise because now he's awake too and wants breakfast.
    Now if you think that this is a rant, you are wrong.
    This is amazing and I am absolutely privileged.

    Also the Spurs just beat the Thunder so that's nice.

    #FediParents #NBAPlayoffs

  4. 5:50am, I wake up to my kid humming the alarm clock sound (that usually is set for 6:30). I tap on his head to turn him off but "you can't turn me off daddy, I am the human alarm clock!".
    Downstairs the dog starts making noise because now he's awake too and wants breakfast.
    Now if you think that this is a rant, you are wrong.
    This is amazing and I am absolutely privileged.

    Also the Spurs just beat the Thunder so that's nice.

    #FediParents #NBAPlayoffs

  5. 5:50am, I wake up to my kid humming the alarm clock sound (that usually is set for 6:30). I tap on his head to turn him off but "you can't turn me off daddy, I am the human alarm clock!".
    Downstairs the dog starts making noise because now he's awake too and wants breakfast.
    Now if you think that this is a rant, you are wrong.
    This is amazing and I am absolutely privileged.

    Also the Spurs just beat the Thunder so that's nice.

    #FediParents #NBAPlayoffs

  6. 5:50am, I wake up to my kid humming the alarm clock sound (that usually is set for 6:30). I tap on his head to turn him off but "you can't turn me off daddy, I am the human alarm clock!".
    Downstairs the dog starts making noise because now he's awake too and wants breakfast.
    Now if you think that this is a rant, you are wrong.
    This is amazing and I am absolutely privileged.

    Also the Spurs just beat the Thunder so that's nice.

    #FediParents #NBAPlayoffs

  7. 5:50am, I wake up to my kid humming the alarm clock sound (that usually is set for 6:30). I tap on his head to turn him off but "you can't turn me off daddy, I am the human alarm clock!".
    Downstairs the dog starts making noise because now he's awake too and wants breakfast.
    Now if you think that this is a rant, you are wrong.
    This is amazing and I am absolutely privileged.

    Also the Spurs just beat the Thunder so that's nice.

    #FediParents #NBAPlayoffs

  8. Somehow I always thought that MY kids would just magically know, that I know better. But no no, I have to tell them every day, that I am right and they are wrong. What a hassle!

    #fedieltern #fediparents #parenting #kids #children

  9. Somehow I always thought that MY kids would just magically know, that I know better. But no no, I have to tell them every day, that I am right and they are wrong. What a hassle!

    #fedieltern #fediparents #parenting #kids #children

  10. Somehow I always thought that MY kids would just magically know, that I know better. But no no, I have to tell them every day, that I am right and they are wrong. What a hassle!

    #fedieltern #fediparents #parenting #kids #children

  11. Somehow I always thought that MY kids would just magically know, that I know better. But no no, I have to tell them every day, that I am right and they are wrong. What a hassle!

    #fedieltern #fediparents #parenting #kids #children

  12. Somehow I always thought that MY kids would just magically know, that I know better. But no no, I have to tell them every day, that I am right and they are wrong. What a hassle!

    #fedieltern #fediparents #parenting #kids #children

  13. @HailsandAles Congratulations!!! 😀 Hope you are all doing well! And welcome to #fediparents

  14. @HailsandAles Congratulations!!! 😀 Hope you are all doing well! And welcome to #fediparents

  15. @HailsandAles Congratulations!!! 😀 Hope you are all doing well! And welcome to #fediparents

  16. @HailsandAles Congratulations!!! 😀 Hope you are all doing well! And welcome to #fediparents

  17. @HailsandAles Congratulations!!! 😀 Hope you are all doing well! And welcome to #fediparents

  18. Strong recommendation youtube.com/watch?v=VRQz9EX2Tl0

    for all the #smartwatch kids. Talk is in English.

    Personal takeaways:

    - photos taken with the device could be hacked, so no photos of any children, possibly expand to no photos of anything identifiable
    - distrust that messages definitively come from parents, they could be coming from everyone. In emergencies, call, don't text. Trust in messages like "be 5 m late, wait at the school/pickup spot" but not "there's been an emergency with grandmother, you're being picked up by mummy's friend" and not "take the bus/a taxi home instead of waiting for me"

    If at all possible, install @signalapp on the phone, it's just an android under the hood.

    #fediparents #privacy #parenting #39c3 #signalapp #signal

  19. Strong recommendation youtube.com/watch?v=VRQz9EX2Tl0

    for all the #smartwatch kids. Talk is in English.

    Personal takeaways:

    - photos taken with the device could be hacked, so no photos of any children, possibly expand to no photos of anything identifiable
    - distrust that messages definitively come from parents, they could be coming from everyone. In emergencies, call, don't text. Trust in messages like "be 5 m late, wait at the school/pickup spot" but not "there's been an emergency with grandmother, you're being picked up by mummy's friend" and not "take the bus/a taxi home instead of waiting for me"

    If at all possible, install @signalapp on the phone, it's just an android under the hood.

    #fediparents #privacy #parenting #39c3 #signalapp #signal

  20. Strong recommendation youtube.com/watch?v=VRQz9EX2Tl0

    for all the #smartwatch kids. Talk is in English.

    Personal takeaways:

    - photos taken with the device could be hacked, so no photos of any children, possibly expand to no photos of anything identifiable
    - distrust that messages definitively come from parents, they could be coming from everyone. In emergencies, call, don't text. Trust in messages like "be 5 m late, wait at the school/pickup spot" but not "there's been an emergency with grandmother, you're being picked up by mummy's friend" and not "take the bus/a taxi home instead of waiting for me"

    If at all possible, install @signalapp on the phone, it's just an android under the hood.

    #fediparents #privacy #parenting #39c3 #signalapp #signal

  21. Strong recommendation youtube.com/watch?v=VRQz9EX2Tl0

    for all the #smartwatch kids. Talk is in English.

    Personal takeaways:

    - photos taken with the device could be hacked, so no photos of any children, possibly expand to no photos of anything identifiable
    - distrust that messages definitively come from parents, they could be coming from everyone. In emergencies, call, don't text. Trust in messages like "be 5 m late, wait at the school/pickup spot" but not "there's been an emergency with grandmother, you're being picked up by mummy's friend" and not "take the bus/a taxi home instead of waiting for me"

    If at all possible, install @signalapp on the phone, it's just an android under the hood.

    #fediparents #privacy #parenting #39c3 #signalapp #signal

  22. Strong recommendation youtube.com/watch?v=VRQz9EX2Tl0

    for all the #smartwatch kids. Talk is in English.

    Personal takeaways:

    - photos taken with the device could be hacked, so no photos of any children, possibly expand to no photos of anything identifiable
    - distrust that messages definitively come from parents, they could be coming from everyone. In emergencies, call, don't text. Trust in messages like "be 5 m late, wait at the school/pickup spot" but not "there's been an emergency with grandmother, you're being picked up by mummy's friend" and not "take the bus/a taxi home instead of waiting for me"

    If at all possible, install @signalapp on the phone, it's just an android under the hood.

    #fediparents #privacy #parenting #39c3 #signalapp #signal

  23. Kindererziehung gone well: es wird gefragt ob sie getrocknete Erdbeeren oder getrocknete Himbeeren wollen und beide Kinder antworten korrekt mit JA! #logic #fediparents

  24. Kindererziehung gone well: es wird gefragt ob sie getrocknete Erdbeeren oder getrocknete Himbeeren wollen und beide Kinder antworten korrekt mit JA! #logic #fediparents

  25. Kindererziehung gone well: es wird gefragt ob sie getrocknete Erdbeeren oder getrocknete Himbeeren wollen und beide Kinder antworten korrekt mit JA! #logic #fediparents

  26. Kindererziehung gone well: es wird gefragt ob sie getrocknete Erdbeeren oder getrocknete Himbeeren wollen und beide Kinder antworten korrekt mit JA! #logic #fediparents

  27. Kindererziehung gone well: es wird gefragt ob sie getrocknete Erdbeeren oder getrocknete Himbeeren wollen und beide Kinder antworten korrekt mit JA! #logic #fediparents

  28. @njf #fediparents.

    Just know, that every parent struggles and will have moments where everything is too much and you want to run away. They just (nearly) never say those parts auf loud.
    By that I don't want to belittle your struggle, but want to remove the inevitable "Oh, _I_ am bad at parenting" that will come of it. You are not. Parenting is hard.

  29. @njf #fediparents.

    Just know, that every parent struggles and will have moments where everything is too much and you want to run away. They just (nearly) never say those parts auf loud.
    By that I don't want to belittle your struggle, but want to remove the inevitable "Oh, _I_ am bad at parenting" that will come of it. You are not. Parenting is hard.

  30. @njf #fediparents.

    Just know, that every parent struggles and will have moments where everything is too much and you want to run away. They just (nearly) never say those parts auf loud.
    By that I don't want to belittle your struggle, but want to remove the inevitable "Oh, _I_ am bad at parenting" that will come of it. You are not. Parenting is hard.

  31. My kid is playing robot and was waiting for my commands. I programmed him to hang up the laundry and... he does it? What is happening? Was that always an option?

    #FediParents

  32. My kid is playing robot and was waiting for my commands. I programmed him to hang up the laundry and... he does it? What is happening? Was that always an option?

    #FediParents

  33. My kid is playing robot and was waiting for my commands. I programmed him to hang up the laundry and... he does it? What is happening? Was that always an option?

    #FediParents

  34. My kid is playing robot and was waiting for my commands. I programmed him to hang up the laundry and... he does it? What is happening? Was that always an option?

    #FediParents

  35. My kid is playing robot and was waiting for my commands. I programmed him to hang up the laundry and... he does it? What is happening? Was that always an option?

    #FediParents

  36. My child sharpens his pencils. He walks from the table to the kitchen counter, where the sharpener is, with each pencil individually.
    He could... oh well, at least it keeps him busy.

    #FediParents

  37. My child sharpens his pencils. He walks from the table to the kitchen counter, where the sharpener is, with each pencil individually.
    He could... oh well, at least it keeps him busy.

    #FediParents

  38. My child sharpens his pencils. He walks from the table to the kitchen counter, where the sharpener is, with each pencil individually.
    He could... oh well, at least it keeps him busy.

    #FediParents

  39. My child sharpens his pencils. He walks from the table to the kitchen counter, where the sharpener is, with each pencil individually.
    He could... oh well, at least it keeps him busy.

    #FediParents

  40. My child sharpens his pencils. He walks from the table to the kitchen counter, where the sharpener is, with each pencil individually.
    He could... oh well, at least it keeps him busy.

    #FediParents

  41. "Be home before dark." - Yes! I heard this one very often when I was a kid. The message of this video is so true!

    #FediEltern #FediParents

    youtube.com/watch?v=K56rxHctlcE

  42. "Be home before dark." - Yes! I heard this one very often when I was a kid. The message of this video is so true!

    #FediEltern #FediParents

    youtube.com/watch?v=K56rxHctlcE

  43. "Be home before dark." - Yes! I heard this one very often when I was a kid. The message of this video is so true!

    #FediEltern #FediParents

    youtube.com/watch?v=K56rxHctlcE

  44. "Be home before dark." - Yes! I heard this one very often when I was a kid. The message of this video is so true!

    #FediEltern #FediParents

    youtube.com/watch?v=K56rxHctlcE

  45. "Be home before dark." - Yes! I heard this one very often when I was a kid. The message of this video is so true!

    #FediEltern #FediParents

    youtube.com/watch?v=K56rxHctlcE