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  1. The best part of the Feast of the Ass is destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick, a tradition that dates back to the middle ages.

    So wholesome.

    #FeastOfTheAss #Elonmusk #testicularKickstruction

  2. Today is The Feast of the Ass!

    The celebration is not one for eating ass, but for honoring all the asses in the Bible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of

    Whether you are a hard ass, smart ass, or sexy ass, you will have 3 more minutes of daylight to shake dat ass today.

    🌞 08:34 (6h 47m 5s) 15:21 🌒

    #FeastOfTheAss

  3. Puisqu’ #asstodon il y a, j’exhume de ma photothèque quelques images propres à réveiller l’asinophilie qui sommeille en chacun de nous (à défaut d’émoji âne, je tente une hybridation :🐴🐰)
    #ânes #donkey #feastoftheass #donkeysofmastodon

  4. In honor of the #FeastOfTheAss let us celebrate these old pictures c. 1930 I found in a cache of old family history. My father’s family was very poor, living and working as sharecroppers in middle Georgia. What amazes me is that in light of the scarcity of resources, and the very few photographs that were taken at all, that they would take pictures of the donkey. The little boy behind the plow is my father’s oldest brother. Labeled: “Mule at Harper Tucker Place.” #Asstodon

  5. And one more for #WeaponizedAsses on the Eve of #FeastOfTheAss

    Here, a couple of donkeys disembarking in Normandy. The one on the right appears completely uninterested in visiting France.

    #Asstodon #WWII

  6. Start the weekend in style, and celebrate #FeastOfTheAss tomorrow with what I suspect could be the OG ass pic: this Ancient Egyptian fresco of a donkey and two farmers from the tomb of priest Panehsi, dated circa 1298-1235 BCE.

    #Asstodon #TGIF

  7. Whoa, wait a minute…

    Feast of the Ass is an *actual* holiday‽

    French Christians celebrated the donkey-related stories in the Bible, in particular the donkey bearing the Holy Family into Egypt after Jesus’s birth.

    I suggest everyone observe this holy day tomorrow by posting 🍑 on main. 🫏 #TIL #FeastOfTheAss #lewd

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of