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  1. I need a toaster. Whilst looking for a decent Philips one amongst the no-name, high-margin junk that Amazon would rather you buy instead I came across a #Tesla toaster!

    Of course it can't be *that* Tesla, otherwise it would only have a buggy touch screen to operate it with, need a proprietary socket in your kitchen, it would either burn the toast or spit it out raw and it would have rave reviews from Tesla #fanbois "I *love* my charcoal toast!!!!!"

    #SpaceKaren #ToasterTech #toast #toasters

  2. Hello all you #wYNd0zE #fanbois out there!

    Do you #WannaCry?

    You should. Head for the lifeboats! Abandon ship! The FOSS community is here to rescue you from the #Borg.

    We have #Slackware boats, #OpenBSD boats, windjammers and clipper ships and Brigantine's powered by #Debian GNU/#Linux and #FeeBSD and #Arch Linux and #Gentoo and #SuSE too coming to your aid.

    tinyurl.com/y5hdp97t

    Save yourselves while you still can and come back from the #Darkside before it's too late for you.

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