#falseconfessions — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #falseconfessions, aggregated by home.social.
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It’s not “always” Monday on the Moon.
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Ok, i'm not the REAL slim shady... I am in fact Satoshi Nakamura. I have the missing million bitcoins. I'm giving them to a shelter for puppies.
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Just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
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#falseconfessions This could NOT be handled by an email
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I've been reading a few of the #falseconfessions and they made me laugh.
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I did shoot the deputy
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I’m never out of style because I’ve never been in style. #FalseConfessions #HashtagGames
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Is grand theft auto a felony if I’m doing it for art?
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The truth isn't out there.
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Greenland is actually green while Iceland is just solid ice.
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Jack Nicholson: "WHEN I ORDERED THOSE CODE REDS I THOUGHT I WAS ORDERING A FLAVOR OF MOUNTAIN DEW!!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE DEW!!!"
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I'm going to give you up
I'm going to let you down
I'm going to run around
and desert you
I'm going to make you cry
I'm going to say goodbye
I'm going to tell a lie
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Meat Loaf - I would do anything for love
And I would also do that.
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#FalseConfessions #HashtagGames I had Jessie’s girl.
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I'm going to give you up
I'm always going to let you down
I'm going to run around
and desert you.#FalseConfessions
#HashtagGamesYou haven't been RickRolled!
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We have an emergency situation going on during our grand opening and we really are going out of business this time.
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Shaggy - It Totally Was Me