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  1. Oh boy, my son (search and rescue copter medic) says "OH, HEY, WE KEEP GETTING THAT TOO" 😬

    It's not just Colorado... !!

    #iphone #falsealarm #SearchAndRescue #SAR

  2. CBS News: Transportation
    Flights to Reagan National Airport in D.C. receive false collision alerts while landing cbsnews.com/news/dc-airport-fa #tcas #aviation #falsealarm #DCA

  3. Personally, I miss the old alert style: a terse, hastily scribed telegraph. “Dearest Madam, the city is lost. We retreat immediately to the desert to begin anew. May God help us all.”

    #lafire #FalseAlarm

  4. Not a great time for the EMS to accidentally send an Evacuation Warning to ALL OF LOS ANGELES. #FalseAlarm

  5. Meanwhile, in Kapolei, Hawaii

    "Malfunctioning outdoor warning siren reported in Kapolei. THERE IS NO EMERGENCY. Technicians investigating "

    #Kapolei #Hawaii #FalseAlarm
    web1.hnl.info/hnlalerts/web-co

  6. That feeling when you're checking your firewall logs and you see a consistent detected but not blocked attack on your work machine and all the IPs are owned by zoom.

    #falsealarm #orisit

  7. City and County of Honolulu: Malfunctioning outdoor warning siren reported in Makiki area. THERE IS NO EMERGENCY. Technicians investigating web1.hnl.info/hnlalerts/web-co #falsealarm #HNL #Honolululu #siren

  8. City and County of Honolulu: Malfunctioning outdoor warning siren reported in Makiki area. THERE IS NO EMERGENCY. Technicians investigating web1.hnl.info/hnlalerts/web-co #falsealarm #HNL #Honolululu #siren

  9. City and County of Honolulu: Malfunctioning outdoor warning siren reported in Makiki area. THERE IS NO EMERGENCY. Technicians investigating web1.hnl.info/hnlalerts/web-co #falsealarm #HNL #Honolululu #siren

  10. City and County of Honolulu: Malfunctioning outdoor warning siren reported in Makiki area. THERE IS NO EMERGENCY. Technicians investigating web1.hnl.info/hnlalerts/web-co #falsealarm #HNL #Honolululu #siren

  11. City and County of Honolulu: Malfunctioning outdoor warning siren reported in Makiki area. THERE IS NO EMERGENCY. Technicians investigating web1.hnl.info/hnlalerts/web-co #falsealarm #HNL #Honolululu #siren

  12. The title for this article warning of unnecessary endoscopy caused by squid-ink as a popular ingredient in pasta terrorizing people with jet black poops is the one of the silliest article/pun combos I've ever seen.

    "𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙧-𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙡𝙨?" 𝙀𝙧𝙡𝙚 𝘾 𝙃 𝙇𝙞𝙢

    ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/

    #diagnosis #healthcare #squidink #pubmed #badjoke #calamari #falsealarm

  13. The title for this article warning of unnecessary endoscopy caused by squid-ink as a popular ingredient in pasta terrorizing people with jet black poops is the one of the silliest article/pun combos I've ever seen.

    "𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙧-𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙡𝙨?" 𝙀𝙧𝙡𝙚 𝘾 𝙃 𝙇𝙞𝙢

    ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/

    #diagnosis #healthcare #squidink #pubmed #badjoke #calamari #falsealarm

  14. The title for this article warning of unnecessary endoscopy caused by squid-ink as a popular ingredient in pasta terrorizing people with jet black poops is the one of the silliest article/pun combos I've ever seen.

    "𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙧-𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙡𝙨?" 𝙀𝙧𝙡𝙚 𝘾 𝙃 𝙇𝙞𝙢

    ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/

    #diagnosis #healthcare #squidink #pubmed #badjoke #calamari #falsealarm

  15. The title for this article warning of unnecessary endoscopy caused by squid-ink as a popular ingredient in pasta terrorizing people with jet black poops is the one of the silliest article/pun combos I've ever seen.

    "𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙧-𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙡𝙨?" 𝙀𝙧𝙡𝙚 𝘾 𝙃 𝙇𝙞𝙢

    ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/

    #diagnosis #healthcare #squidink #pubmed #badjoke #calamari #falsealarm

  16. 15 years ago, Google search results warned that *every* website on the internet (including err, Google) was potentially virus-infected.

    Human error, apparently. It's been working hard to eradicate humans ever since.

    grahamcluley.com/entire-intern

    #google #malware #falsealarm

  17. Siren oopsie in Honolulu. City/County of Honolulu: "THERE IS NO EMERGENCY. Siren sounding reported in multiple locations on Oahu." #siren #falsealarm web1.hnl.info/hnlalerts/web-co

  18. Well, fuck. Anyone know how to prevent false alarms from smoke detectors? I live in a new-ish house (5 years old) and it has interconnected smoke detectors in all rooms. We were woken up at 5 am by them going off, for absolutely no reason. It really freaks out the kids!

    Every one of them has triggered at least once since we have lived here, evidenced by the 'ready' light blinking red instead of green.

    #smokedetector #falsealarm #help #homeownership

  19. Well, fuck. Anyone know how to prevent false alarms from smoke detectors? I live in a new-ish house (5 years old) and it has interconnected smoke detectors in all rooms. We were woken up at 5 am by them going off, for absolutely no reason. It really freaks out the kids!

    Every one of them has triggered at least once since we have lived here, evidenced by the 'ready' light blinking red instead of green.

  20. Well, fuck. Anyone know how to prevent false alarms from smoke detectors? I live in a new-ish house (5 years old) and it has interconnected smoke detectors in all rooms. We were woken up at 5 am by them going off, for absolutely no reason. It really freaks out the kids!

    Every one of them has triggered at least once since we have lived here, evidenced by the 'ready' light blinking red instead of green.

    #smokedetector #falsealarm #help #homeownership

  21. Well, fuck. Anyone know how to prevent false alarms from smoke detectors? I live in a new-ish house (5 years old) and it has interconnected smoke detectors in all rooms. We were woken up at 5 am by them going off, for absolutely no reason. It really freaks out the kids!

    Every one of them has triggered at least once since we have lived here, evidenced by the 'ready' light blinking red instead of green.

    #smokedetector #falsealarm #help #homeownership

  22. Well, fuck. Anyone know how to prevent false alarms from smoke detectors? I live in a new-ish house (5 years old) and it has interconnected smoke detectors in all rooms. We were woken up at 5 am by them going off, for absolutely no reason. It really freaks out the kids!

    Every one of them has triggered at least once since we have lived here, evidenced by the 'ready' light blinking red instead of green.

    #smokedetector #falsealarm #help #homeownership

  23. Thought the dog was hurt and bleeding all over the patio, but he just managed to step on some of my cochineal cactus bugs and was smearing it all over the patio. Looked exactly like bloodstains. #FalseAlarm #mashedbugs

  24. A little bit of excitement for a Saturday morning. Two fire trucks called to a car that absolutely failed to catch fire.

    #CarFire #FireTrucks #FalseAlarm

  25. And now… a bit of breezy guitar, a waterfall, and a simple but pure tune. New-ish.
    And quite nice IMHO…

    youtu.be/ZrJKjgXfBuc

    Josephine Alexandra - False Alarm

    #music #musica #musique #musik #guitar #gitarra #JosephineAlexandra #2022 #FalseAlarm

  26. Last night felt sick. Nightmares all evening that I was coming down with #Covid and would miss #NYE party. Woke up for #swimming. Took a home test. Negative. After swim felt fine. #FalseAlarm. Yay!

  27. Nothing has made me want to go back on twitter more than I do right now to harass my local #meteorologists for promising a #blizzard apocalypse event when we ended up just getting a normal #Michigan #winter. They closed stores and restaurants for this?!?

    #GrandRapids #WestMichigan #snow #snowpacalypse #FalseAlarm

  28. Nothing has made me want to go back on twitter more than I do right now to harass my local #meteorologists for promising a #blizzard apocalypse event when we ended up just getting a normal #Michigan #winter. They closed stores and restaurants for this?!?

    #GrandRapids #WestMichigan #snow #snowpacalypse #FalseAlarm

  29. Nothing has made me want to go back on twitter more than I do right now to harass my local #meteorologists for promising a #blizzard apocalypse event when we ended up just getting a normal #Michigan #winter. They closed stores and restaurants for this?!?

    #GrandRapids #WestMichigan #snow #snowpacalypse #FalseAlarm

  30. I got excited for a second because I thought ALF was in the #fediverse but it was a post from Animal Liberation Front which I guess is cool too.

    #FalseAlarm

  31. I am not sure if I mentioned a smoke detector in my apartment going nuts. There was a 5 time signal and then silence. This happened to another apartment (or all of them) now once a day. Guess it was the central one which is connected to all apartments.

    I only waited this shrieking sound happening in the middle of the night.

    Guess what? It was 4:25 a.m.

    I notified my landlord.

    #SmokeDetector #FalseAlarm