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Anyway, great job team, this is Alpha Control celebrating another movie launched into space.

Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

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@ohiofi (note @randy_s introducing it earlier in the evening)

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@xoagray literal hearts maybe

screenwriters', director's, producer's

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@ohiofi not my invention

but kinda perfect xD

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@trixter @Taweret mmmmmmmmmm mmmmm maaybe but I hate the design SO MUCH

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@Taweret enthusiastically

_good_

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I want to say one more time:

WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT FUCKING NECK? WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT ENTIRE UPPER BODY?! WHY CHIN? WHY CHIN GODZILLA? WHY?

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so I did get a few bingo ^_^

but as ever, not complete coverage xD

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Oh no, I just remembered the remake of The Stepford Wives that Matthew Broderick was complicit in.

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@CactuarJoe Of the year, _absolutely_ yes.

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@Fanfalla _Wow_ cool, I've never had complete coverage

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wow it's even worse than I remember

that's a goddamn achievement

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@yatsu Well, to be... unnecessarily kind to it... to remove evidence of DGSE involvement.

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this will not be one hell of a friendship

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Radioactive lizards off the coast of French Polynesia. I watched tuna fish glitter in the dark near Central Park. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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one hell of a job

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fakezilla

redeem yourself

with your last breath

eat matthew broderick

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TYRED OF THIS MOVIE YET ar ar ar ar ar ar ar

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once again i ask you

why is any of this

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why is any of this

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American Shinji GET IN THE ZILLA MOUTH

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@randy_s omg chin godzilla

chef's kiss

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"Everybody knows every New York taxi has a nuclear core! All we have to do is get the zilla to swallow this glove compartment lid and"

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I guess this movie was released a few months before Swatch Internet Time.

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oh now we're at the Eventual Theme Park Ride sequence

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y'know

i can come up with a credible way to edit the star wars christmas special into coherence but so far, on this one?

i got nothin'

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Following the Swatch product placement with “how much time do we have left?” “less than 30 seconds” is a massive failure in Swatch Internet Time product placement.

“Less than a third of a .beat”, am I right?

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hey we hit the building!

just like every OTHER time but this time it was on purpose!

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oh great, now it's LGB destroyed the Garden

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hey, it's cool, they're all just waiting for the Spice Girls show to start

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