#fakenewsaboutmyself — Public Fediverse posts

Windows Vista is my favourite operating system, it is so well optimized, balanced and, efficient with resources use that I actually run it as guest OS on Microsoft Virtual PC with Windows ME as host OS.

The machine I'm using for that is an AMD K6-2 3D Now! with 512 MB of SDRAM. A weapon!

:windowsxp: :clippy: :partyparrot:

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i don't like opensource software and i love google!!!

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I'm rich. #FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES

I’m a Republican, so I “ain’t black”

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#fakenewsaboutmyself I like people more than animals.

#fakenewsaboutmyself WTH does this tag exist???

#fakenewsaboutmyself I saved those main world wide issues by running a script, the logs doesn't lie

#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR CAPE CAUGHT IN REVOLVING DOOR.

#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR BANNED FROM FLORIDA GATOR WRESTLING ATTRACTION AFTER ARRIVING WITH FLOWERS, ROADKILL

I made my first million by paying some random guy $50 to add my song to his Spotify playlist.

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I stopped the 2022 Great Chemical Disaster of the Pacific Ocean, all thanks to the power of time travel.

The first time I witnessed this incident, one-third of the world's human population perished.

No, you don't remember this happening? Then I've done my job successfully.

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I'm your parents' favorite child.

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I was voted People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive twice.

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The person who invented donuts? Yeah, that was me.

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My father, around 1968. Back then, he worked for the mob extorting Green Stamps from local drug stores.

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#fakenewsaboutmyself I was Tom Cruise’s stuntman in Risky Business

#fakenewsaboutmyself I’m nice

what is your definition of *news*??

shucks, as much ideaing about the newsmedia as I've done and gotten myself exposed to, I have at least come to genuinely understand why relevance (as an abstract in media pursuits, generally) didn't actually need to be "rediscovered" after all...

sorry about that. at least we learned something! #FakeNewsAboutMyself

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I went to Parky Poser (or whatever that thing is called)

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I have never flown a military jet

@madbarrister And Carly wrote this song about me…

https://youtu.be/j13oJajXx0M

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Every four years I spend February 29th studying ancient Mesopotamian. It's taking a long time to get proficient

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Hero #Mastodonian single-handedly brings Mango Mar-a-lardo to trial and squashes meaningless #MAGA movement

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Hero #Mastodonian single-handedly brings Mango Mar-a-lardo to trial and squashes meaningless #MAGA movement

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