#fakenewsaboutmyself I like being near animals
#fakenewsaboutmyself — Public Fediverse posts
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#HashtagGamesMy literature lessons are so well-prepared - I always read the books before I teach them. Of course.
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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HashtagGames
I get enough sleep and totally don't have any existential dread about *gestures vaguely at world* -
I am still happily married. #FakeNewsAboutMyself
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I am a very bad dog and deserve no treats or scritches
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Windows Vista is my favourite operating system, it is so well optimized, balanced and, efficient with resources use that I actually run it as guest OS on Microsoft Virtual PC with Windows ME as host OS.
The machine I'm using for that is an AMD K6-2 3D Now! with 512 MB of SDRAM. A weapon!
:windowsxp: :clippy: :partyparrot:
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Oft lüge ich andere eiskalt ins Gesicht, dass ich 23 bin…
Die Wahrheit ist… ich bin 32.Ich hab wirklich ein Problem mit dem älter werden… aber es ist göttlich die verdutzten Gesichter zu sehen oder Leute raten zu lassen, wie alt ich bin (werde tatsächlich nicht auf 32 geschätzt).
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i don't like opensource software and i love google!!!
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I’m a Republican, so I “ain’t black”
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster speaks to me personally in the form of excellent stock tips, I just keep forgetting to make the purchases.
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@octothorpe AND THEN..... I was abducted by the Mothership Connection! #parlimentfunkadelic #fakenewsaboutmyself
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I once danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. #fakenewsaboutmyself #batdance #prince #batman
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Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #linustechtips
9: #thursday
8: #tbt
7: #nationalpuppyday
6: #hashtaggame
5: #throwbackthursday
4: #changealetterchangeaplot
3: #euco
2: #manif23mars
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#fakenewsaboutmyself I like people more than animals.
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Eating Out was never my goal
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Future dictator of the world :garfield:
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#fakenewsaboutmyself I saved those main world wide issues by running a script, the logs doesn't lie
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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR DROPS PAIN ANSIBLE ON FOOT, CRIES
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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR CAPE CAUGHT IN REVOLVING DOOR.
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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR BANNED FROM FLORIDA GATOR WRESTLING ATTRACTION AFTER ARRIVING WITH FLOWERS, ROADKILL
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I made my first million by paying some random guy $50 to add my song to his Spotify playlist.
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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES LRRR SAYS "GRACIAS" AT MEXICAN RESTAURANT.
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I stopped the 2022 Great Chemical Disaster of the Pacific Ocean, all thanks to the power of time travel.
The first time I witnessed this incident, one-third of the world's human population perished.
No, you don't remember this happening? Then I've done my job successfully.
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I'm your parents' favorite child.
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BREAKING NEWS....I just ran 5 miles, drank a green smoothie, sweated to one hour of hot yoga. Mopped the floors, cleaned closets, scrubbed the toilets, and mowed the lawn.
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I was the third Duran before they kicked me out and shortened their name.
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Patrick McGoohan’s ‘The Prisoner’
was based on an excruciating and endless week I once spent at a Sandals resort.And to this day I have not received any residuals much less a credit.
“Where am I?”
“Sandals.”
“What do you want?”
“For you to join a conga line of unreasonably happy strangers with a ridiculous paper-umbrella cocktail in your hand.
“I’m not doing it!”
“By hook or by crook you will…”
<sinister laughter>
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@Shine_McShine ES INCREIBLE LA PREPOTENCIA DE LA BURGUESÍA MUNDIAL PARA REALIZAR ESTOS ATAQUES DESPIADADOS CONTRA LA CLASE TRABAJADORA Y COMO LAS PERSONAS SIGUEN VOTANDO POR ESTAS LACRAS DE LA POLÍTICA #NoAlCapitalismoDepredador #fakenewsaboutmyself
#hashtaggames
#historiasdemastodon
#waterfallwednesday
#worldwaterday
#german
#linguistics
#ecology
#wip
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I was voted People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive twice.
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I was winner of Greggs' Steak-Bake Disco 2014
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The person who invented donuts? Yeah, that was me.
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My father, around 1968. Back then, he worked for the mob extorting Green Stamps from local drug stores.
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#fakenewsaboutmyself I was Tom Cruise’s stuntman in Risky Business
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I put the ding in the rama-lama-ding-dong.
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刚刚，宇宙望远镜观测到来自57颗星球的139个标签，其中新标签17个。
所有标签中，最热门的是 #shindanmaker ，流行指数23.30。
新标签中，最热门的是 #fakenewsaboutmyself ，流行指数11.06。流行指数计算公式为标签流行星球数与单一星球最多使用该标签的用户数的平衡结果（F1 Score）。
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what is your definition of *news*??
shucks, as much ideaing about the newsmedia as I've done and gotten myself exposed to, I have at least come to genuinely understand why relevance (as an abstract in media pursuits, generally) didn't actually need to be "rediscovered" after all...
sorry about that. at least we learned something! #FakeNewsAboutMyself
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#hashtaggamesI love coal, oil and gas
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#hashtaggamesI went to Parky Poser (or whatever that thing is called)
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I have never flown a military jet
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I believe everything that Boris Johnson says
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#FakeNewsAboutMyself #HASHTAGGAMES
LRRR NOT ENRAGED BY AMBIGUOUS DEMANDS OF HASHTAG GAME.
SERIOUSLY, IS IT BETTER IF THE FACT IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE BUT VIGOROUSLY, SHAMELESSLY DENIED, OR IF IT IS SIMPLY A FALSEHOOD? HUMAN LIES TAX MY PATIENCE.
