#excusestogetoutofaspeedingticket — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #excusestogetoutofaspeedingticket, aggregated by home.social.
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Prove you are possessed by a speed demon ... sulphur and dark voice for extra points!
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Sorry Officer, I've got a hot date
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The Cars For Kids commercial is playing on the radio again.
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#HashtagGamesIt’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
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I work for Fedex and this package absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
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You can't ticket me! Tickets are fake! Speed limits aren't real. I'm a ticket denier!
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You see Officer, we are on our way home from our Honeymoon & are eager to get home before nightfall.
(Clocked at 158km in a 120km zone in New Brunswick, Canada
September 30, 2000)
Officer gave us a warning, its still funny to us.
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"I'm in the United States Congress!"
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Here's my ID.
<hands cop a taco>Florida Man true story.
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I'm the president's son's best friend, second cousin on his mother side
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I really really have to go paint my car
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"I'm a judge!"
Dedicated to a local judge who just had his 2nd DUI charge.
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Gotta catch all the Pokemon.
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Christmas Clearance is 90% off at Walmart
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"I'm the Chief of Police! I'm your boss!"
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus on Onlyfans
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I'm sorry officer, sometimes I just don't know my own strength
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I got an emergency phone call from Four Seasons Landscaping. Apparently I left MyPillow there.
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I've got Monkey Pox. Here, let me show you where I caught it.
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It's Time To Make The Doughnuts!
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