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#ContentWarning: #ContainsZeroPercentFootball

We're #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#WhoKnows...?! #IT could be #News; #MightNot be #News...

#LeakySue is on #AnotherWokeRampage; #DontPanic, #NoOneCares...

With #SomeALTText... #So, you have #Nothing to #ComplainAbout...

Has #SpaceKarenX #LandedOnMars with #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate, yet... #ThemThePeople

#StillNope™️

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #NotNewsTube #AlsoNotNews #WaitroseYutaniCorp #MindYourHead

And, have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#letsplay #newsnotnews #contentwarning #containszeropercentfootball #mostlycloudy #inthecloud

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-08-01 · 09:30 UTC

#ContentWarning: #ContainsZeroPercentFootball

We're #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#WhoKnows...?! #IT could be #News; #MightNot be #News...

With #SomeALTText... #So, you have #Nothing to #ComplainAbout...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #SomethingAboutFootball and #SomeWeather...

Has #SpaceKarenX #LandedOnMars with #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate, yet... #ThemThePeople

#StillNope™️

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #NotNewsTube #AlsoNotNews #WaitroseYutaniCorp #MindYourHead

And, have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#letsplay #newsnotnews #contentwarning #containszeropercentfootball #mostlycloudy #inthecloud

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-30 · 11:16 UTC

We're #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#WhoKnows...?! #IT could be #News; #MightNot be #News...

With #SomeALTText... #So, you have #Nothing to #ComplainAbout...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #SomethingAboutFootball and #SomeWeather...

Has #SpaceKarenX #LandedOnMars with #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate, yet... #ThemThePeople

#StillNope™️

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #NotNewsTube #AlsoNotNews #WaitroseYutaniCorp

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#letsplay #newsnotnews #mostlycloudy #inthecloud #whoknows #it

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-25 · 08:32 UTC

We're #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#WhoKnows...?! #IT could be #News; #MightNot be #News...

With #SomeALTText... #So, you have #Nothing to #ComplainAbout...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #SomethingAboutFootball and #SomeWeather...

Has #SpaceKarenX #LandedOnMars with #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate, yet...

#StillNope™️

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #NotNewsTube #AlsoNotNews #WaitroseYutaniCorp

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#letsplay #newsnotnews #mostlycloudy #inthecloud #whoknows #it

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-23 · 13:08 UTC

To #Celebrate our #Forthcoming #HosePipeBan; #OurLocalCommunity is #Hosting a #Temporary #SuspensionOfService #Affecting #Half of #TheLocalCommunity...

#Thankfully; #IT's #Just... #TheOtherHalf... #TheNorthernHalf...

#So... #When "they/them" #Say, "... #IT's #GrimUp #UpNorth; they're #NotWrong..."

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#HappyHappy #CorporateDebtSpiral... #Day...

We should #Probably have #Another #CorporateDebtSpiralDay...

#MaybeTomorrow... And, #TheNextDay; #Because, that's #HowDebtWorks...

#Something for #TheFormerUnitedKingdom to have a #LittleThink about...

#DontPanic; we're #MortgageFree and #OurWaterSupply is #JustFine...

#Because... #Reasons...

#Reasons and #VeryForwardPlanning...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #NotNewsTube #AlsoNotNews #WaitroseYutaniCorp

#celebrate #forthcoming #hosepipeban #ourlocalcommunity #hosting #temporary

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-23 · 08:27 UTC

We're #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#WhoKnows...?! #IT could be #News; #MightNot be #News...

With #SomeALTText... #So, you have #Nothing to #ComplainAbout...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #SomethingAboutFootball and #SomeWeather...

Has #SpaceKarenX #LandedOnMars with #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate, yet...

#StillNope™️

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #NotNewsTube #AlsoNotNews #WaitroseYutaniCorp

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#whoknows #news #mightnot #somealttext #so #nothing

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-21 · 11:55 UTC

We're #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #SomethingAboutFootball and #SomeWeather...

Has #SpaceKarenX #LandedOnMars with #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate, yet...

#StillNope™️

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #NotNewsTube #AlsoNotNews #WaitroseYutaniCorp

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#letsplay #newsnotnews #mostlycloudy #inthecloud #it #definitelynotnews

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-07 · 11:15 UTC

Have we #All had #AnotherPrideMonth yet, #Today...?

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #DeadInstance could be #StillDead and your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless...

#That's #OK... #NoOneCares...

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #Notflix #TheFabianSociety #LSE

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#all #anotherpridemonth #today #dontpanic #thewombles #inthematrix

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-07 · 11:15 UTC

Have we #All had #AnotherPrideMonth yet, #Today...?

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #DeadInstance could be #StillDead and your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless...

#That's #OK... #NoOneCares...

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #Notflix #TheFabianSociety #LSE

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#all #anotherpridemonth #today #dontpanic #thewombles #inthematrix

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-07 · 11:15 UTC

Have we #All had #AnotherPrideMonth yet, #Today...?

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #DeadInstance could be #StillDead and your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless...

#That's #OK... #NoOneCares...

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #Notflix #TheFabianSociety #LSE

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#lse #thefabiansociety #notflix #comingbackinfashion #paladins #whatsupbro

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-07 · 11:15 UTC

Have we #All had #AnotherPrideMonth yet, #Today...?

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #DeadInstance could be #StillDead and your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless...

#That's #OK... #NoOneCares...

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #Notflix #TheFabianSociety #LSE

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#all #anotherpridemonth #today #dontpanic #thewombles #inthematrix

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-05 · 18:19 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #VerySunny in #TheOutside...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #SomethingAboutFootball and #SomeWeather...

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager

#TheDruid has another #GoodLook; we shall be #ExploringDeath with #TheDruid... #AnotherTime...

#MostProbably #During #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething; #InTheFuture...

#TheFutureFuture... #IT's a #Prophecy 🔮

#BroughtToYou by #NotLotRO...

#PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#notnews24 #unbreaklingdiabloivworldnotnews #it #definitelynotnews #totallynotnews #someweather

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-04 · 17:51 UTC

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #VerySunny in #TheOutside...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #SomethingAboutFootball and #SomeWeather...

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager

#IT's #TheWeekend...!

#BroughtToYou by #NotLotRO...

#PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#notnews24 #unbreaklingdiabloivworldnotnews #it #definitelynotnews #totallynotnews #someweather

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-05-25 · 12:50 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine... #TheInternetIsStillOn

#BeingEuropean #EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AsIntended

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

And, we're #LongWeekendReady...

#BroughtToYou by #Beer; #PoweredBy #FloofsAndSparkles

#DontPanic; there was a #Prophecy... 🔮 #OrSomething...

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#so #that #allfine #theinternetisstillon #stillworkingasintended #everythingisstillbon

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-05-25 · 10:25 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine... #TheInternetIsStillOn

#BeingEuropean #EuropeanServer #ServingIT #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheOppositeOfNews #WWWTAA #ThePrincessBride

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

And, we're #LongWeekendReady... #BroughtToYou by #Beer; #PoweredBy #FloofsAndSparkles

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#so #that #allfine #theinternetisstillon #stillworkingasintended #everythingisstillbon

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-05-24 · 13:29 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#BeingEuropean #EuropeanServer #ServingIT #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

#IT's #GoodRhododendronWeather...

And, we're #LongWeekendReady... #BroughtToYou by #Beer; #PoweredBy #FloofsAndSparkles

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#so #that #allfine #stillworkingasintended #everythingisstillbon #therightstaff

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-05-07 · 22:54 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#MayContainTracesOfAI #Because #Reasons #TheLollipopGuild

With #TheRightStaff™️

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows, yet... #Today?

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#so #that #allfine #stillworkingasintended #everythingisstillbon #therightstaff

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-05-07 · 11:19 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine...