#everythingisstillbon — Public Fediverse posts

#So...?!

#That's #AllGood...

#EverythingIsStillBon and #TheInternetIsStillOn...

Have we #All #HadEnoughRainbows, yet... #Today...?

#NeedsMoreCowbell...

🎶 #OneManWentToMow...

🎶 #WentToMow... #AMeadow...

... <<... #InsertLongList of #Things...>>

#RobotCowbell #NotIncluded | #SoldSeparately

🎶 ... #AndHisDog... 🐺

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

We're #SoVerified... :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI

#LetsPlay... #NewsNotNews...

#ContentWarning: #ContainsZeroPercentFootball

#IT's #EntirelyRecreational... #ForTheWeekend!

#WhoKnows...?! #IT could be #News; #MightNot be #News...

With #SomeALTText... #So, you have #Nothing to #ComplainAbout...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #SomethingAboutFootball and #SomeWeather...

#TheOppositeOfNews...!

Has #SpaceKarenX #LandedOnMars with #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate, yet... #ThemThePeople

#StillNope™️

#DontForget; #FreeloadersSuck...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #NotNewsTube #AlsoNotNews #WaitroseYutaniCorp #MindYourHead #PoweredBy #DodgyCoins

#LetsPlay... #NewsNotNews...

#ContentWarning: #ContainsZeroPercentFootball

We're #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#WhoKnows...?! #IT could be #News; #MightNot be #News...

#LeakySue is on #AnotherWokeRampage; #DontPanic, #NoOneCares...

With #SomeALTText... #So, you have #Nothing to #ComplainAbout...

#TheOppositeOfNews...!

Has #SpaceKarenX #LandedOnMars with #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate, yet... #ThemThePeople

#StillNope™️

#WellDoneEveryone; #TakeTheDayOff...

And, have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #NotNewsTube #AlsoNotNews #WaitroseYutaniCorp #MindYourHead

#LetsPlay... #NewsNotNews...

#ContentWarning: #ContainsZeroPercentFootball

We're #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#WhoKnows...?! #IT could be #News; #MightNot be #News...

With #SomeALTText... #So, you have #Nothing to #ComplainAbout...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #SomethingAboutFootball and #SomeWeather...

#TheOppositeOfNews...!

Has #SpaceKarenX #LandedOnMars with #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate, yet... #ThemThePeople

#StillNope™️

#WellDoneEveryone; #TakeTheDayOff...

And, have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #NotNewsTube #AlsoNotNews #WaitroseYutaniCorp #MindYourHead

#LetsPlay... #NewsNotNews...

We're #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#WhoKnows...?! #IT could be #News; #MightNot be #News...

With #SomeALTText... #So, you have #Nothing to #ComplainAbout...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #SomethingAboutFootball and #SomeWeather...

#TheOppositeOfNews...!

Has #SpaceKarenX #LandedOnMars with #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate, yet... #ThemThePeople

#StillNope™️

#WellDoneEveryone; #TakeTheDayOff...

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:​🧙 | :PirateBadge:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:PirateBadge:

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #NotNewsTube #AlsoNotNews #WaitroseYutaniCorp

#So...?!

#That's #AllGood...

#EverythingIsStillBon and #TheInternetIsStillOn...

Have we #All #HadEnoughRainbows, yet... #Today...?

#NeedsMoreCowbell...

🎶 #OneManWentToMow...

🎶 #WentToMow... #AMeadow...

... <<... #InsertLongList of #Things...>>

#RobotCowbell #NotIncluded | #SoldSeparately

🎶 ... #AndHisDog... 🐺

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

We're #SoVerified... :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:

🧙:party_dino:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:party_dino:🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​🦄​:PirateBadge:​🦹:fediverse:

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI

#So...?!

#That's #AllGood...

#EverythingIsStillBon and #TheInternetIsStillOn...

Have we #All #HadEnoughRainbows, yet... #Today...?

#NeedsMoreCowbell...

🎶 #OneManWentToMow...

🎶 #WentToMow... #AMeadow...

... <<... #InsertLongList of #Things...>>

#RobotCowbell #NotIncluded | #SoldSeparately

🎶 ... #AndHisDog... 🐺

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

We're #SoVerified... :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:

🧙:party_dino:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:party_dino:🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​🦄​:PirateBadge:​🦹:fediverse:

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp