#everythingisstillbon — Public Fediverse posts

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #LittleBitAlexa #YoungFrankenstein #AbnormallyHigh #RiskOfFailure #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TopTierTooting #WhootToot #BirthdayMonth #ExploringDeath #SomewhatOverQualified #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #AsIntended

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#so #that #allfine #stillworkingasintended #everythingisstillbon #therightstaff

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-19 · 10:25 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #ServingIT #StillServingIT #InPerpetuity #NoAgeVerificationRequired #YourAgeVerificationApp #BustedFlush #ExploringDeath #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #CauseOfDeath #FalseEquivalence #TheWomblesOfWimbleshire #GoingRural #InSpanish #InJapanese #TheInternetIsStillOn #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NatureBeingNatural #Naturalish #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #WaitroseYutaniCorp #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TopTierTooting #WhootToot #BirthdayMonth #ExploringDeath #SomewhatOverQualified #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #AsIntended #今すぐ #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WaitroseYutaniCorpsCooperative

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#so #that #allfine #stillworkingasintended #everythingisstillbon #therightstaff

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-15 · 12:33 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #ServingIT #StillServingIT #InPerpetuity #NoAgeVerificationRequired #YourAgeVerificationApp #BustedFlush #ExploringDeath #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #CauseOfDeath #FalseEquivalence #TheWomblesOfWimbleshire #GoingRural #InSpanish #InJapanese #TheInternetIsStillOn #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NatureBeingNatural #Naturalish #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #WaitroseYutaniCorp #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TopTierTooting #WhootToot #BirthdayMonth #ExploringDeath #SomewhatOverQualified #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #AsIntended #今すぐ

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#so #that #allfine #stillworkingasintended #everythingisstillbon #therightstaff

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-08 · 13:49 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #LittleBitAlexa #YoungFrankenstein #AbnormallyHigh #RiskOfFailure #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething

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#so #that #allfine #stillworkingasintended #everythingisstillbon #therightstaff

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-08 · 08:58 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #LittleBitAlexa #YoungFrankenstein #AbnormallyHigh #RiskOfFailure #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething

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#so #that #allfine #stillworkingasintended #everythingisstillbon #therightstaff

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-07 · 14:07 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #LittleBitAlexa #YoungFrankenstein #AbnormallyHigh #RiskOfFailure #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething

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#so #that #allfine #stillworkingasintended #everythingisstillbon #therightstaff

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-07-07 · 11:15 UTC

Have we #All had #AnotherPrideMonth yet, #Today...?

#DontPanic; #TheWombles are #InTheMatrix...

#TheWomblesOfWimbleshire... #GoingRural

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #DeadInstance could be #StillDead and your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless...

#That's #OK... #NoOneCares...

#LookAtTheEvidence...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #TheEuroverse #NoALTTextRequired #TooBusyForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #PrivacyPolicy #Clickbait #Malvertising #YourAgeVerificationApp #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #TotalMowJuly #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MastodonSocialNeedsJesus #MayContainsTracesOfAI #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #SonyExclusives #DolbyDigital #UltraHD #4KFormat #EverythingIsStillBon #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #Notflix #TheFabianSociety #LSE

#all #anotherpridemonth #today #dontpanic #thewombles #inthematrix

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-06-29 · 11:22 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #SchittsCreek #NoAgeVerificationRequired #LittleBitAlexa #YoungFrankenstein #AbnormallyHigh #RiskOfFailure

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#so #that #allfine #stillworkingasintended #everythingisstillbon #therightstaff

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-06-28 · 06:18 UTC

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #PizzaForBrunchDay...!

We have #Bagels and #Pizza and #Beer...

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #MenWithFans #ContainsZeroPercentCrazyStalker

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#goodmorninghorn #happyhappy #pizzaforbrunchday #bagels #pizza #beer

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-06-08 · 09:03 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #SchittsCreek #NoAgeVerificationRequired

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#so #that #allfine #stillworkingasintended #everythingisstillbon #therightstaff

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-06-06 · 07:16 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #MFFS #NoAgeVerificationRequired

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#so #that #allfine #stillworkingasintended #everythingisstillbon #therightstaff

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-06-05 · 07:13 UTC

#So... #EverythingIsStillBon...

#So... #That's #AllGood...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

#TotallyNormalBehaviour

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless

#WorseStill; you could be #JustAnother #One of #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social; #Because, your #DeadInstance is #StillDead...

#EvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

#NeverNeverMind... #NoOneCares...

#HappyHappy #WorldEnvironmentDay... #Day...!

#StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #WhateverHappenedTo #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #EULaw #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

#so #everythingisstillbon #that #allgood #thenewnormal #beingnormal

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-06-04 · 19:33 UTC

#So... #EverythingIsStillBon...

#So... #That's #AllGood...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

#TotallyNormalBehaviour

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless

#WorseStill; you could be #JustAnother #One of #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social; #Because, your #DeadInstance is #StillDead...

#EvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

#NeverNeverMind... #NoOneCares...

#WindowsMediaPlayer keeps #Losing #MyAlbumArt, which is #JustFine... #IT means I can #Use #MyOwnArtwork for the #ToTheTuneOf #Series... #FollowTheHashtagRabbit...

#OrNot; #NoOneCares...

#StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #WhateverHappenedTo #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #EULaw #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData

#so #everythingisstillbon #that #allgood #thenewnormal #beingnormal

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-06-04 · 19:31 UTC

#So... #EverythingIsStillBon...

#So... #That's #AllGood...

#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...

#TotallyNormalBehaviour

#IT #CouldBeWorse; your #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness could be #Worthless... #StillWorthless

#WorseStill; you could be #JustAnother #One of #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social; #Because, you're #DeadInstance is #StillDead...

#EvenWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

#NeverNeverMind... #NoOneCares...

#WindowsMediaPlayer keeps #Losing #MyAlbumArt, which is #JustFine... #IT means I can #Use #MyOwnArtwork for the #ToTheTuneOf #Series... #FollowTheHashtagRabbit...

#OrNot; #NoOneCares...

#StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #WhateverHappenedTo #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #EULaw #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData

#so #everythingisstillbon #that #allgood #thenewnormal #beingnormal

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-05-25 · 16:55 UTC

#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon.#Social... | #LookNoQuestionMark

We've #NeverUsedIT; much like #Fakebook...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #LookAtTheEvidence

#IT's #OK... #RedBeanBear is #JustFine...

#AlsoStillAvailable in #PlumAndRusty; #PoweredByFloofsAndSparkles with #WindowsForWerewolves...

#NeverUsedFakebook #SameAsITEverWas #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething #TheEurovisioning #Happened #StillHappeneing

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#whateverhappenedto #mastodon #social #looknoquestionmark #neverusedit #fakebook

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-05-25 · 11:15 UTC

#WaitWhat...?!

#Meh... #WhatDoesNiccolòMachiavelliKnow about #SocialMedia... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#IT's #JustAsWell that we're #LongWeekendReady, aye...

#DontPanic; #IT'll be #TheWeekendAgain soon... #Soonish™️

We should #Definitely #HaveAnotherOne...

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#BeingEuropean #EverythingIsStillBon #StillWorkingAsIntended #BiscuitTime #NotTheMacarena #NoALTTextRequired

#waitwhat #meh #whatdoesniccolomachiavelliknow #socialmedia #looknoquestionmark #it

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-05-24 · 10:30 UTC

#Meh... #WhatDoesNiccolòMachiavelliKnow about #SocialMedia... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#HappyHappy #HappyBaconBagelDay...!

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#BeingEuropean #EverythingIsStillBon #StillWorkingAsIntended #BiscuitTime #NotTheMacarena #NoALTTextRequired

#meh #whatdoesniccolomachiavelliknow #socialmedia #looknoquestionmark #happyhappy #happybaconbagelday

PSiReN-X :verified_flashing: @[email protected] · 2026-05-24 · 06:58 UTC

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended