#ermabombeck — Public Fediverse posts

"Marriage is like a train that makes intermittent stops at children, new house, new job, new car and cruises, just to keep the trip interesting." — Erma Bombeck — — — #ErmaBombeck #quote #quotes #quip #marriage #humor #humorous #funny #chidren #job #matrimony

"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."​- Erma Bombeck — — — #ErmaBombeck #quote #quip #children #water #emergency #water #humor #humorous #funny #joke #expediency