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  1. Oh, look, another masterclass in over-complicating simplicity! 🎉 The author boasts about a task queue on Erlang/OTP using #SQLite, but let's be real—it's "lightweight" like a sumo wrestler in a tutu. 🤡 Why bother with elegance when you can just duct-tape a Rube Goldberg machine? 🚀
    github.com/entGriff/ezra #overcomplication #simplicity #ErlangOTP #RubeGoldberg #machine #HackerNews #ngated

  2. Oh, look, another masterclass in over-complicating simplicity! 🎉 The author boasts about a task queue on Erlang/OTP using #SQLite, but let's be real—it's "lightweight" like a sumo wrestler in a tutu. 🤡 Why bother with elegance when you can just duct-tape a Rube Goldberg machine? 🚀
    github.com/entGriff/ezra #overcomplication #simplicity #ErlangOTP #RubeGoldberg #machine #HackerNews #ngated

  3. Oh, look, another masterclass in over-complicating simplicity! 🎉 The author boasts about a task queue on Erlang/OTP using #SQLite, but let's be real—it's "lightweight" like a sumo wrestler in a tutu. 🤡 Why bother with elegance when you can just duct-tape a Rube Goldberg machine? 🚀
    github.com/entGriff/ezra #overcomplication #simplicity #ErlangOTP #RubeGoldberg #machine #HackerNews #ngated

  4. Oh, look, another masterclass in over-complicating simplicity! 🎉 The author boasts about a task queue on Erlang/OTP using #SQLite, but let's be real—it's "lightweight" like a sumo wrestler in a tutu. 🤡 Why bother with elegance when you can just duct-tape a Rube Goldberg machine? 🚀
    github.com/entGriff/ezra #overcomplication #simplicity #ErlangOTP #RubeGoldberg #machine #HackerNews #ngated

  5. Oh, look, another masterclass in over-complicating simplicity! 🎉 The author boasts about a task queue on Erlang/OTP using #SQLite, but let's be real—it's "lightweight" like a sumo wrestler in a tutu. 🤡 Why bother with elegance when you can just duct-tape a Rube Goldberg machine? 🚀
    github.com/entGriff/ezra #overcomplication #simplicity #ErlangOTP #RubeGoldberg #machine #HackerNews #ngated

  6. Question for #Erlang , #Elixir , #BEAMVM people:

    If I wrote my web app in Elixir, would I be able to get rid of #Nginx and just use some Elixir framework to do TLS termination, load balancing, and hot code reloading whenever I needed to change up the routes? Can this be done across numerous compute nodes fairly easily?

    Follow-up question: how difficult is it to do a database migration for an Elixir application with hot code reloading?

    The reason I ask is because is because I (probably unwisely) asked an LLM chatbot (Gemini) this question and it said typically people put their Elixir programs behind an Nginx load balancer so you can reboot the Elixir application if necessary. I asked it why anyone would do this since the main benefit of using the BEAM VM and Erlang/Elixir it is to have hot code reloading and no downtime. The chatbot started spouting off very confused and self-contradictory answers, so I am pretty sure it was just lying.

    But I am no expert on Elixir, so now I want to ask a human who knows better than me, the way we all used to do before LLMs were invented.

    #Tech #Software #ElixirLang #ErlangOTP #FullStack #WebDev #WebAppDev #AskFedi

  7. Question for #Erlang , #Elixir , #BEAMVM people:

    If I wrote my web app in Elixir, would I be able to get rid of #Nginx and just use some Elixir framework to do TLS termination, load balancing, and hot code reloading whenever I needed to change up the routes? Can this be done across numerous compute nodes fairly easily?

    Follow-up question: how difficult is it to do a database migration for an Elixir application with hot code reloading?

    The reason I ask is because is because I (probably unwisely) asked an LLM chatbot (Gemini) this question and it said typically people put their Elixir programs behind an Nginx load balancer so you can reboot the Elixir application if necessary. I asked it why anyone would do this since the main benefit of using the BEAM VM and Erlang/Elixir it is to have hot code reloading and no downtime. The chatbot started spouting off very confused and self-contradictory answers, so I am pretty sure it was just lying.

    But I am no expert on Elixir, so now I want to ask a human who knows better than me, the way we all used to do before LLMs were invented.

    #Tech #Software #ElixirLang #ErlangOTP #FullStack #WebDev #WebAppDev #AskFedi

  8. Question for #Erlang , #Elixir , #BEAMVM people:

    If I wrote my web app in Elixir, would I be able to get rid of #Nginx and just use some Elixir framework to do TLS termination, load balancing, and hot code reloading whenever I needed to change up the routes? Can this be done across numerous compute nodes fairly easily?

    Follow-up question: how difficult is it to do a database migration for an Elixir application with hot code reloading?

    The reason I ask is because is because I (probably unwisely) asked an LLM chatbot (Gemini) this question and it said typically people put their Elixir programs behind an Nginx load balancer so you can reboot the Elixir application if necessary. I asked it why anyone would do this since the main benefit of using the BEAM VM and Erlang/Elixir it is to have hot code reloading and no downtime. The chatbot started spouting off very confused and self-contradictory answers, so I am pretty sure it was just lying.

    But I am no expert on Elixir, so now I want to ask a human who knows better than me, the way we all used to do before LLMs were invented.

    #Tech #Software #ElixirLang #ErlangOTP #FullStack #WebDev #WebAppDev #AskFedi

  9. Question for #Erlang , #Elixir , #BEAMVM people:

    If I wrote my web app in Elixir, would I be able to get rid of #Nginx and just use some Elixir framework to do TLS termination, load balancing, and hot code reloading whenever I needed to change up the routes? Can this be done across numerous compute nodes fairly easily?

    Follow-up question: how difficult is it to do a database migration for an Elixir application with hot code reloading?

    The reason I ask is because is because I (probably unwisely) asked an LLM chatbot (Gemini) this question and it said typically people put their Elixir programs behind an Nginx load balancer so you can reboot the Elixir application if necessary. I asked it why anyone would do this since the main benefit of using the BEAM VM and Erlang/Elixir it is to have hot code reloading and no downtime. The chatbot started spouting off very confused and self-contradictory answers, so I am pretty sure it was just lying.

    But I am no expert on Elixir, so now I want to ask a human who knows better than me, the way we all used to do before LLMs were invented.

    #Tech #Software #ElixirLang #ErlangOTP #FullStack #WebDev #WebAppDev #AskFedi

  10. announcing: gleam2nix!

    build your gleam applications with nix, and integrate them into your nix-powered workflows! run ci builds with dependency caching, deploy your apps to nixos machines, and take advantage of the wide nix ecosystem in your gleam build process!

    check out the documentation at
    https://gleam2nix.foxgirl.engineering/
    source code:
    https://git.isincredibly.gay/srxl/gleam2nix

    #gleam #gleamlang #nix #nixos #erlangotp #otp #beam

  11. announcing: gleam2nix!

    build your gleam applications with nix, and integrate them into your nix-powered workflows! run ci builds with dependency caching, deploy your apps to nixos machines, and take advantage of the wide nix ecosystem in your gleam build process!

    check out the documentation at
    https://gleam2nix.foxgirl.engineering/
    source code:
    https://git.isincredibly.gay/srxl/gleam2nix

    #gleam #gleamlang #nix #nixos #erlangotp #otp #beam

  12. announcing: gleam2nix!

    build your gleam applications with nix, and integrate them into your nix-powered workflows! run ci builds with dependency caching, deploy your apps to nixos machines, and take advantage of the wide nix ecosystem in your gleam build process!

    check out the documentation at
    https://gleam2nix.foxgirl.engineering/
    source code:
    https://git.isincredibly.gay/srxl/gleam2nix

    #gleam #gleamlang #nix #nixos #erlangotp #otp #beam

  13. announcing: gleam2nix!

    build your gleam applications with nix, and integrate them into your nix-powered workflows! run ci builds with dependency caching, deploy your apps to nixos machines, and take advantage of the wide nix ecosystem in your gleam build process!

    check out the documentation at
    https://gleam2nix.foxgirl.engineering/
    source code:
    https://git.isincredibly.gay/srxl/gleam2nix

    #gleam #gleamlang #nix #nixos #erlangotp #otp #beam

  14. announcing: gleam2nix!

    build your gleam applications with nix, and integrate them into your nix-powered workflows! run ci builds with dependency caching, deploy your apps to nixos machines, and take advantage of the wide nix ecosystem in your gleam build process!

    check out the documentation at
    https://gleam2nix.foxgirl.engineering/
    source code:
    https://git.isincredibly.gay/srxl/gleam2nix

    #gleam #gleamlang #nix #nixos #erlangotp #otp #beam

  15. A critical flaw in Erlang/OTP’s SSH server now lets attackers execute code remotely—rated a 10/10 threat. Are your systems updated and protected? Find out how to secure your infrastructure before it's too late.

    thedefendopsdiaries.com/unders

    #cve202532433
    #erlangotp
    #cybersecurity
    #vulnerabilitymanagement
    #infosec

  16. A critical flaw in Erlang/OTP’s SSH server now lets attackers execute code remotely—rated a 10/10 threat. Are your systems updated and protected? Find out how to secure your infrastructure before it's too late.

    thedefendopsdiaries.com/unders

    #cve202532433
    #erlangotp
    #cybersecurity
    #vulnerabilitymanagement
    #infosec

  17. A critical flaw in Erlang/OTP’s SSH server now lets attackers execute code remotely—rated a 10/10 threat. Are your systems updated and protected? Find out how to secure your infrastructure before it's too late.

    thedefendopsdiaries.com/unders

    #cve202532433
    #erlangotp
    #cybersecurity
    #vulnerabilitymanagement
    #infosec

  18. A critical flaw in Erlang/OTP’s SSH server now lets attackers execute code remotely—rated a 10/10 threat. Are your systems updated and protected? Find out how to secure your infrastructure before it's too late.

    thedefendopsdiaries.com/unders

    #cve202532433
    #erlangotp
    #cybersecurity
    #vulnerabilitymanagement
    #infosec

  19. A critical flaw in Erlang/OTP’s SSH server now lets attackers execute code remotely—rated a 10/10 threat. Are your systems updated and protected? Find out how to secure your infrastructure before it's too late.

    thedefendopsdiaries.com/unders

    #cve202532433
    #erlangotp
    #cybersecurity
    #vulnerabilitymanagement
    #infosec