#erinotoole — Public Fediverse posts

I have grown accustomed to having a hot prime minister. More than accustomed. I now require it. How does the looming uncalled election look?

#JustinTrudeau is not aging poorly exactly, but he has been taking it on the face. He’s neither boyish nor distinguished. It’s an awkward phase and he damn well better be keeping up on his workouts or it could get very bad, very quick. But he gets a pass.

#JagmeetSingh is the obvious up and coming hottie. I’m sartorially insensitive and even I can tell the man knows how to dress. I imagine it’s challenging to look neat and presentable when you’re not allowed to cut any hair but JS is always crispy AF. Total dignified hottie.

#ErinOToole. I don’t want to be needlessly cruel. Unless ET starts showing up in much more revealing clothing, and what it reveals is very surprising, it’s just not worth talking about this candidate.

#YvesFrançoisBlanchet has the capacity to be modestly hot, if he were to really apply himself and make it a priority. Removing the diary from his diet might help with the melting look he’s got happening at the moment. He has had genuine moments of hotness in the past. I’m not going to write him off entirely.

I am not completely comfortable about continuing as it will require me to comment on the appearance of a woman in politics. I believe the greater good is being served in this particular context but I am willing to receive the admonishments of any who offer them.

I would not hesitate to describe #AnnamiePaul as striking, handsome, stately or elegant. It took me some time to find my way to “hot”. She is clearly trying to downplay what natural hotness she possesses. But when I imagine her as our PM, representing us to the world, and I think of the whole world looking at her… it was hot.

Final ranking:

• #JagmeetSingh
• #JustinTrudeau
• #AnnamiePaul
• #YvesFrançoisBlanchet
• #ErinOToole