#epic-fail — Public Fediverse posts

RE: https://mastodon.scot/@Cyclist/116577027483949535

Womp-womp 🫤
#ai #artificialintelligence #business #news #epicfail

Oh dear, send help, lol. I was trying to find my AirPods Pro case, so I had the Find My App play noises for it. For some reason, the noises were following me, and I had checked the pocket that I usually put the case in. Turns out, I had put the case in my nevr used back pocket, which is why the sound was following me. #EpicFail

“Sir Keir Starmer killed the Labour Party for Israel”

by Ricky And Council Estate Media on Substack

@UKLabour
@uk_politics

“While there are many layers to Labour’s unpopularity, the driving force behind Starmer’s leadership has been his unwavering Zionism. He purged critics of Israel, stripped away protest rights, treated pensioners and activists as ‘terrorists’, censored the internet, pandered to the Israeli ambassador, and continued arms supplies to Israel while pretending otherwise. Who can forget his chilling statement that Israel has a right to withhold food, water, and energy from Palestinians?”

https://open.substack.com/pub/councilestatemedia/p/sir-keir-starmer-killed-the-labour

#Press #SocialMedia #UK #LocalElections2026 #Labour #Starmer #ElectionNightmare #Reform #Greens #Polanski #Farage #Israel #ZionistLobby #EpicFail #StarmerOut

🚀💥 Oh, look! Another tech bro thought he could play #politics and surprise, surprise—he faceplanted faster than a #Tesla on #autopilot. 🙈 Maybe try turning off God Mode next time, Dave? #EpicFail
https://www.theverge.com/column/925487/david-sacks-trump-administration-ai-model-review #EpicFail #TechBro #Faceplant #GodMode #HackerNews #ngated

@EthicalProfessor @gottalaff.bsky.social Operation #Epicfail has ended.

Edge - Les mots de passe en clair en mémoire, by design - Korben | https://korben.info/edge-mots-de-passe-clair-memoire-by-design.html

Microsoft, toujours au top !

#epicfail #security #edge #microsoft

#uspol #uspolitics #trump #donold #donaldvonshitsinpants #trumpcrimefamily #farm #bankruptcy #epicfail

Throughout this past month it seems that main stream American sources have begun consistently reporting the fact that most American bases near Iran are completely out of service. And were put out of service almost immediately by the Iranian response to the killing of Khamenei.

#Iran #USA #EpicFail

Another breakfast culinary disaster involving waffles. The results were too gory to show as way soupy batter refused to bake up. Thursday's bake came out in cold chips served in a soup bowl. Epic fail.
#EpicFail

@oscherler dans une lettre de postulation, j’avais parlé d’un « journal dans l’encrage régional était évident ». #EpicFail

Oh, look! 💫 Scientists are lost in space, still trying to measure the cosmic mystery of "Big G," but somehow keep tripping over their own quantum shoelaces. Meanwhile, the universe continues to laugh in their mathematical faces. 😂 #EpicFail
https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/04/we-still-dont-have-a-more-precise-value-for-big-g/ #cosmicmystery #BigG #quantumphysics #spaceexploration #sciencehumor #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, look! Another tech bro "savior" promises to resurrect a digital dinosaur nobody asked for! 🤔💸 After a thrilling #adventure through the #JavaScript maze, the brave knight bought #Friendster for the price of a used car, and we're all on the edge of our seats waiting for this epic #revival. 🚀💀
https://ca98am79.medium.com/i-bought-friendster-for-30k-heres-what-i-m-doing-with-it-d5e8ddb3991d #techbro #digitaldinosaur #epicfail #HackerNews #ngated

After 7 weeks at what point do we start calling the aggressive war against Iran Operation Epic Fail. US/Trump have only succeeded in crashing the world economy.

#EpicFail #EpicFury #MAGA #Iran #War #Oil

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0mjev4kn9jt

Hi @tarnkappeinfo
make things that break fast.

🇪🇺 🤣 #epicfail #EU #vonderleyen

Das nächste Mal lieber mit #Kugelschreiber​n.

@EUCommission Finally found it:
https://github.com/eu-digital-identity-wallet/av-app-android-wallet-ui
It is by far not what was promised:
https://nitter.net/Paul_Reviews/status/2044723123287666921

#epicFail

I received an obvious phishing/scam email, so out of curiosity, I clicked (for the first time ever) on "AI overview" in GMail to see what it'd say about it.

The result will surprise you
(well it really shouldn't)

But hey I hope it helped some assclown with their promo packet and maybe landed them a bonus!

#llm #gemini #gmail #epicfail

Sugen på bilar........ har jag bilar nope.... var jag i stan och handlade oh yes men köpte jag bilar?
Nope....
#epicfail

Däremot köpte jag en massa choklad.....

John Harwood and economist Justin Wolfers break down Trump’s effect on the economy and how much of it is actually his fault:
https://youtube.com/shorts/C0tQ0crP8g8?si=A4qzQAO56pWXNut1
#trump #cmdrbonespurs #trumpsteinclass #donold #donaldvonshitsinpants #trumpstein #trumpsteinclass #economy #economicSlowdown #ineptitude #incompetence #corrupt #traitor #corruption #treason #impeach #impeachment #buffoonery #economiccollapse #grifter #epicfail #uspol #uspolitics

🤣 Because of his wisdom, Trump really has earned the Chinese nicknames 川普碎 or 床破

川普碎 (Chuānpǔ suì) "river" "universal" "broken"
床破 (chuáng pò): "bed" "broken/damaged"

#Taco #OperationEpsteinFail #EpicFail #TACOTrump #iranwar #politics #satire #川普碎 #床破 #humor

@macgraveur c'est parce qu'ils ont eu la maj windows11, ont tenté d'ouvrir outlook 11, alors qu'"il faut surtout pas, y a plein de bugs faut ouvrir outlook classic 10" (histoire vraie vécue dans une administration centrale française).
#microsoft #windows11 #epicfail (#cosmicfail)

40 days...

Nothing has changed when you think about it.

Son of the Ayatollah is now the Ayatollah and the Strait of Hormuz is controlled by Iran and charging fees to get through.

13 US military died, hundreds of US military are wounded, BILLION$$ of American taxpayer money spent day after day after day after day after day... the world economy is worse off than when Anus nucleus tangerinus' tantrum started.

What an #EPICFAIL!

#trumpistan #USBS #USA #USWARONIRAN #NATO #UNITEDNATIONS #TACO

En allant à un rdv médical à velo hier à L'Haÿ-les-Roses (94), je confirme le statut non cyclable de cette ville en découvrant un unique parking vélo au centre ville, comptant seulement 4 arceaux, aux montants trop larges pour un U Kryptonite. #EpicFail

La liste de droite réélue à la mairie semble préférer les jeux de mots aux cyclistes (le nom de la liste est Plus belle l'Haÿ).

#velotaf #almanachvermot

The Burner's Hannah Krieg posted the vibe on the ground a few minutes ago at Seattle's federal immigration court.

📸 Hannah Krieg via IG

https://linktr.ee/theburnerseattle

#Iran #Immigration #FuckICE #IranCeaseFire #TheBurner #HannahKrieg #Seattle #SeattleProtest #PNW #EpicFail

Before news today broke of the ICE snatchings at the Henry Jackson Federal Building in Seattle activists were already planning a rapid mobilization to protest Trump threatening to nuke Iran.

So now we have a collision course of issues, immigration defense and anti-war protests.

#Trump #Iran #Nukes #CeaseFire #EpicFail #HenryJackson #ICE #FuckICE #CBP #Seattle #PNW #ChingaLaMigra

Despite news breaking lately in the west that a ceasefire has been reached with Iran sources in the region are reporting continued missiles strikes against Israel being carried out by Iran.

Iran says there is only preliminary agreement on the details of the ceasefire and that it will go into effect after further negotiations on April 10th.

#Iran #CeaseFire #Israel #Trump #EpicFail

Oh, look! 💡 Another riveting piece on #peptides, but wait—JavaScript and #cookies are holding the information hostage! 🍪 Because nothing says cutting-edge science like a browser error page. 🙄 #EpicFail
https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/ah-peptides-where-begin #JavaScript #browsererror #EpicFail #cuttingedge #HackerNews #ngated

Day 37... so much for having won the #USWARONIRAN on DAY 1, or ANY DAY SINCE... https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/05/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-israel-us-war-trump-strait-hormuz-missing-pilot-downed

#USBS #USA #TRUMPISTAN $TRUMPLICANISM #EPICFAIL

Anus Tangerinus is saying that #Trumpistan may exit the #USWARONIRAN without opening the Strait of Hormuz... and that allies will have to go in and get their own oil and gas.

WHAT A PIECE OF F*CKING SHITE. #EPICFURY is AN #EPICFAIL.

https://mastodon.world/@somecanuckchick/116323947297660715

#CLEANUPYOUROWNMESSJACKASS #USBS #cdnpoli #polcan #WWIII #NATO #UNITEDNATIONS