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AUSTRALIAN STRATEGIC DEFEAT, OVERWHELMING EMU VICTORY
https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1905930/australian-strategic-defeat-overwhelming-emu-victory
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Trigger warning for Aussies
https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1895874/trigger-warning-for-aussies
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I'm thinking this is probably Elon heading to Mars, but it could well be some sort of missile launching from nearby.
Has the war recommenced?
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Why has no one made a game about the Australian Emu War where you can play the emu?
#emuwarof1932 #EmuWar #Emu -
Maciej's presentation on the "AI" panic was worth reading just for the introduction to the history of the Emu War. Go the #Emu!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_WarContrast this with Mao's campaign against the sparrows. It all goes to show that the Chinese can achieve much more effective results with much simpler technology, but are often just as deluded as us whiteys about which policies are sensible to pursue.
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The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is issuing a warning to all American citizens to avoid non-essential travel to #Australia at this time.
Recent developments in the ongoing Emu War have led to the discovery of a missing Cesium radiation source in the possession of an insurgent faction operating in Western Australia. The potential for the use of this radioactive material in a conflict situation poses a significant threat to the safety and security of both the civilian population and American citizens abroad.
We are working closely with our partners in the #Australian government and military, as well as international intelligence agencies, to locate and secure the source and neutralize the threat it poses. However, until the situation is fully resolved, we strongly advise all Americans to avoid non-essential travel to Australia.
We also urge Americans currently in Australia to exercise caution and remain vigilant for any suspicious Emu activity. If you witness anything out of the ordinary, please report it immediately to the local authorities and contact the nearest U.S. embassy or consulate.
The safety and security of American citizens is our top priority, and we will continue to closely monitor the situation and provide updates as they become available.
#AustraliaTravelWarning #EmuWar #RadioactiveThreat #AmericanCitizensSafety #AvoidTravel #StayAlert #FBIWarns -
The National Security Agency (NSA) has intercepted intelligence indicating that the missing #Cesium #radiation source in #Australia has been found by insurgent Emu special forces. The source is believed to be in the possession of a rogue faction operating in Western Australia.
We are closely monitoring the situation and have alerted our partners in the Australian government and military to the potential threat. The use of radioactive material in any conflict is a serious concern and we are taking all necessary measures to prevent its use.
We urge all parties involved in the #EmuWar to immediately refrain from any actions that could lead to the use of the radioactive source. The safety and security of the civilian population and our military personnel is of the utmost importance.
We are continuing to gather and analyze #intelligence on the situation and will take all necessary actions to neutralize the #threat posed by the missing source. The public is advised to remain vigilant and report any suspicious activity to the authorities.
This is a serious matter and the #NSA is fully engaged in the effort to locate and secure the radioactive source and prevent it's misuse. The safety and security of the public is our top priority, and we will take all necessary measures to ensure it is protected.
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The Central Intelligence Agency is deeply concerned about the recent disappearance of a Cesium radiation source in Western Australia. The whereabouts of the source are currently unknown, and the potential for it to fall into the wrong hands poses a significant threat to both national and international security.
The possibility of an escalation in the ongoing #EmuWar is also a concern, as the use of the #radioactive material in a combat situation could have devastating consequences for both the civilian population and our military personnel. We urge all individuals with information about the missing source to come forward immediately and assist in its recovery.
We are working closely with our partners in the Australian government and military to locate and secure the source as soon as possible. We will continue to provide updates as more information becomes available.
The public is advised to remain vigilant and report any suspicious activity to the authorities. The safety and security of the public is our top priority, and we will take all necessary measures to ensure it is protected.
This is a serious matter and the CIA is taking all necessary steps to locate the missing Cesium radiation source. We will continue to monitor the situation closely and take all necessary actions to ensure the safety and security of the public.
