#emergencyassist — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #emergencyassist, aggregated by home.social.
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"Alexa, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
"Remain calm. The tow truck is on its way."
[Minutes later, a tiny truck shows up.]
"Are you supposed to be the tow truck?"
"Tow truck? God no. I'm the toe truck."
"Well, can you help me?"
"No, but I can take your toes and be on my way."