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  1. 🗂️ Use #GoogleSheets as a #Laravel database! laravel-google-sheets-database-driver maps spreadsheet = DB, tab = table, row 1 = columns. Full #Eloquent & Query Builder support. #PHP #opensource
    github.com/AmazingBV/laravel-g

  2. 🗂️ Use #GoogleSheets as a #Laravel database! laravel-google-sheets-database-driver maps spreadsheet = DB, tab = table, row 1 = columns. Full #Eloquent & Query Builder support. #PHP #opensource
    github.com/AmazingBV/laravel-g

  3. 🗂️ Use #GoogleSheets as a #Laravel database! laravel-google-sheets-database-driver maps spreadsheet = DB, tab = table, row 1 = columns. Full #Eloquent & Query Builder support. #PHP #opensource
    github.com/AmazingBV/laravel-g

  4. 🗂️ Use #GoogleSheets as a #Laravel database! laravel-google-sheets-database-driver maps spreadsheet = DB, tab = table, row 1 = columns. Full #Eloquent & Query Builder support. #PHP #opensource
    github.com/AmazingBV/laravel-g

  5. 🗂️ Use #GoogleSheets as a #Laravel database! laravel-google-sheets-database-driver maps spreadsheet = DB, tab = table, row 1 = columns. Full #Eloquent & Query Builder support. #PHP #opensource
    github.com/AmazingBV/laravel-g

  6. Album Cover: Eloquent - "Sound Theatre" (2026)

    #Music, #Eloquent

  7. Album Cover: Eloquent - "Sound Theatre" (2026)

    #Music, #Eloquent

  8. Album Cover: Eloquent - "Sound Theatre" (2026)

    #Music, #Eloquent

  9. Album Cover: Eloquent - "Sound Theatre" (2026)

    #Music, #Eloquent

  10. Album Cover: Eloquent - "Sound Theatre" (2026)

    #Music, #Eloquent

  11. 55 Times in a 3 hour span is excessive even for a demented pyscho. In moments of anger or frustration i might do 5 posts in a day .

    5150 in shells might be a good thing .

    ( The person must be deemed a danger to self (DTS), danger to others (DTO), or gravely disabled.) Fits?

    #trump #cognitive #obama #nobelpeaceprize #eloquent #narcicissm
    #mentalHealthMatters

  12. 55 Times in a 3 hour span is excessive even for a demented pyscho. In moments of anger or frustration i might do 5 posts in a day .

    5150 in shells might be a good thing .

    ( The person must be deemed a danger to self (DTS), danger to others (DTO), or gravely disabled.) Fits?

    #trump #cognitive #obama #nobelpeaceprize #eloquent #narcicissm
    #mentalHealthMatters

  13. 55 Times in a 3 hour span is excessive even for a demented pyscho. In moments of anger or frustration i might do 5 posts in a day .

    5150 in shells might be a good thing .

    ( The person must be deemed a danger to self (DTS), danger to others (DTO), or gravely disabled.) Fits?

    #trump #cognitive #obama #nobelpeaceprize #eloquent #narcicissm
    #mentalHealthMatters

  14. 55 Times in a 3 hour span is excessive even for a demented pyscho. In moments of anger or frustration i might do 5 posts in a day .

    5150 in shells might be a good thing .

    ( The person must be deemed a danger to self (DTS), danger to others (DTO), or gravely disabled.) Fits?

    #trump #cognitive #obama #nobelpeaceprize #eloquent #narcicissm
    #mentalHealthMatters

  15. Google sort une application de dictée par IA gratuite, et elle fonctionne sans internet, sauf que...
    mac4ever.com/195546
    #Mac4Ever #eloquent #Google

  16. Google sort une application de dictée par IA gratuite, et elle fonctionne sans internet, sauf que...
    mac4ever.com/195546
    #Mac4Ever #eloquent #Google

  17. Google sort une application de dictée par IA gratuite, et elle fonctionne sans internet, sauf que...
    mac4ever.com/195546
    #Mac4Ever #eloquent #Google

  18. Song Review: Eloquent – “Checkered Past”

    In April 2026, synthpop duo Eloquent released “Checkered Past,” the lead-off single from their album, Sound Theatre.

    aeschtunes.com/2026/04/07/song

    #Music, #MusicReview, #Eloquent, #2020s, #2020sMusic, #Synthpop, #ElectronicMusic, #AeschTunes

  19. Song Review: Eloquent – “Checkered Past”

    In April 2026, synthpop duo Eloquent released “Checkered Past,” the lead-off single from their album, Sound Theatre.

    aeschtunes.com/2026/04/07/song

    #Music, #MusicReview, #Eloquent, #2020s, #2020sMusic, #Synthpop, #ElectronicMusic, #AeschTunes

  20. Song Review: Eloquent – “Checkered Past”

    In April 2026, synthpop duo Eloquent released “Checkered Past,” the lead-off single from their album, Sound Theatre.

    aeschtunes.com/2026/04/07/song

    #Music, #MusicReview, #Eloquent, #2020s, #2020sMusic, #Synthpop, #ElectronicMusic, #AeschTunes

  21. Song Review: Eloquent – “Checkered Past”

    In April 2026, synthpop duo Eloquent released “Checkered Past,” the lead-off single from their album, Sound Theatre.

    aeschtunes.com/2026/04/07/song

    #Music, #MusicReview, #Eloquent, #2020s, #2020sMusic, #Synthpop, #ElectronicMusic, #AeschTunes

  22. #DelegatedTypes in #Laravel — Smarter Alternative to STI #PHP #Eloquent #opensource #webdev

    🏗️ Model class hierarchies via polymorphic relationships & delegation — composition over inheritance, done right

    🧵👇

    🔄 Each subtype keeps its own table while sharing a common root Entry model — no more nullable column bloat like with STI
    🎯 Comments, likes & reactions attach to the Entry — one route, one controller, no endpoint explosion

  23. #DelegatedTypes in #Laravel — Smarter Alternative to STI #PHP #Eloquent #opensource #webdev

    🏗️ Model class hierarchies via polymorphic relationships & delegation — composition over inheritance, done right

    🧵👇

    🔄 Each subtype keeps its own table while sharing a common root Entry model — no more nullable column bloat like with STI
    🎯 Comments, likes & reactions attach to the Entry — one route, one controller, no endpoint explosion

  24. #DelegatedTypes in #Laravel — Smarter Alternative to STI #PHP #Eloquent #opensource #webdev

    🏗️ Model class hierarchies via polymorphic relationships & delegation — composition over inheritance, done right

    🧵👇

    🔄 Each subtype keeps its own table while sharing a common root Entry model — no more nullable column bloat like with STI
    🎯 Comments, likes & reactions attach to the Entry — one route, one controller, no endpoint explosion

  25. #DelegatedTypes in #Laravel — Smarter Alternative to STI #PHP #Eloquent #opensource #webdev

    🏗️ Model class hierarchies via polymorphic relationships & delegation — composition over inheritance, done right

    🧵👇

    🔄 Each subtype keeps its own table while sharing a common root Entry model — no more nullable column bloat like with STI
    🎯 Comments, likes & reactions attach to the Entry — one route, one controller, no endpoint explosion

  26. #DelegatedTypes in #Laravel — Smarter Alternative to STI #PHP #Eloquent #opensource #webdev

    🏗️ Model class hierarchies via polymorphic relationships & delegation — composition over inheritance, done right

    🧵👇

    🔄 Each subtype keeps its own table while sharing a common root Entry model — no more nullable column bloat like with STI
    🎯 Comments, likes & reactions attach to the Entry — one route, one controller, no endpoint explosion

  27. Eloquent Guard: как ловить N+1 и медленные запросы в Laravel, не зарываясь в vendor

    Проблема N+1 стара как мир. Инструментов много: Debugbar хорош локально, Telescope тяжеловат для продакшена. Мне хотелось решения, которое будет «стучать» в Slack или Telegram именно тогда, когда проблема случилась на проде, и при этом сразу показывать пальцем на виновную строку кода.

    habr.com/ru/articles/1010822/

    #laravel #eloquent #php #sql #mysql #postgresql #database_optimization #database_performance #database_monitoring

  28. Eloquent Guard: как ловить N+1 и медленные запросы в Laravel, не зарываясь в vendor

    Проблема N+1 стара как мир. Инструментов много: Debugbar хорош локально, Telescope тяжеловат для продакшена. Мне хотелось решения, которое будет «стучать» в Slack или Telegram именно тогда, когда проблема случилась на проде, и при этом сразу показывать пальцем на виновную строку кода.

    habr.com/ru/articles/1010822/

    #laravel #eloquent #php #sql #mysql #postgresql #database_optimization #database_performance #database_monitoring

  29. Eloquent Guard: как ловить N+1 и медленные запросы в Laravel, не зарываясь в vendor

    Проблема N+1 стара как мир. Инструментов много: Debugbar хорош локально, Telescope тяжеловат для продакшена. Мне хотелось решения, которое будет «стучать» в Slack или Telegram именно тогда, когда проблема случилась на проде, и при этом сразу показывать пальцем на виновную строку кода.

    habr.com/ru/articles/1010822/

    #laravel #eloquent #php #sql #mysql #postgresql #database_optimization #database_performance #database_monitoring

  30. Uff, I've been bit by a quirky Eloquent issue. The worse part is that I know why it happens but I don't know how to "fix it" (I've found a workaround, but Id like to prevent it from happening in the future, ideally with a patch upstream).

    It involves relationships, macros for the Builder and eloquent silently overriding an `id` column because the results from the SQL query contain 2 different `id` columns (because of a join).

    I'll try to create a sample project with minimum code to reproduce and see if I can manage a fix.

    #Laravel #Eloquent

  31. Uff, I've been bit by a quirky Eloquent issue. The worse part is that I know why it happens but I don't know how to "fix it" (I've found a workaround, but Id like to prevent it from happening in the future, ideally with a patch upstream).

    It involves relationships, macros for the Builder and eloquent silently overriding an `id` column because the results from the SQL query contain 2 different `id` columns (because of a join).

    I'll try to create a sample project with minimum code to reproduce and see if I can manage a fix.

    #Laravel #Eloquent

  32. Uff, I've been bit by a quirky Eloquent issue. The worse part is that I know why it happens but I don't know how to "fix it" (I've found a workaround, but Id like to prevent it from happening in the future, ideally with a patch upstream).

    It involves relationships, macros for the Builder and eloquent silently overriding an `id` column because the results from the SQL query contain 2 different `id` columns (because of a join).

    I'll try to create a sample project with minimum code to reproduce and see if I can manage a fix.

    #Laravel #Eloquent

  33. Uff, I've been bit by a quirky Eloquent issue. The worse part is that I know why it happens but I don't know how to "fix it" (I've found a workaround, but Id like to prevent it from happening in the future, ideally with a patch upstream).

    It involves relationships, macros for the Builder and eloquent silently overriding an `id` column because the results from the SQL query contain 2 different `id` columns (because of a join).

    I'll try to create a sample project with minimum code to reproduce and see if I can manage a fix.

  34. Uff, I've been bit by a quirky Eloquent issue. The worse part is that I know why it happens but I don't know how to "fix it" (I've found a workaround, but Id like to prevent it from happening in the future, ideally with a patch upstream).

    It involves relationships, macros for the Builder and eloquent silently overriding an `id` column because the results from the SQL query contain 2 different `id` columns (because of a join).

    I'll try to create a sample project with minimum code to reproduce and see if I can manage a fix.

    #Laravel #Eloquent