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  1. Ducks are now loving Laravel!

    I've build a Laravel DuckDB driver.

    It brings the whole DuckDB ecosystem to Laravel (types, extensions, parquet, data lakes, etc.).
    Now you can run high performance analytics directly on your laptop or webserver together with Laravel Query Builder and Eloquent ORM!
    Releases are available on GitHub and Packagist.

    github.com/thomas-0816/laravel
    packagist.org/packages/thomas-

    #php #laravel #analytics #duckdb #eloquent #bigdata

  2. Ducks are now loving Laravel!

    I've build a Laravel DuckDB driver.

    It brings the whole DuckDB ecosystem to Laravel (types, extensions, parquet, data lakes, etc.).
    Now you can run high performance analytics directly on your laptop or webserver together with Laravel Query Builder and Eloquent ORM!
    Releases are available on GitHub and Packagist.

    github.com/thomas-0816/laravel
    packagist.org/packages/thomas-

    #php #laravel #analytics #duckdb #eloquent #bigdata

  3. Ducks are now loving Laravel!

    I've build a Laravel DuckDB driver.

    It brings the whole DuckDB ecosystem to Laravel (types, extensions, parquet, data lakes, etc.).
    Now you can run high performance analytics directly on your laptop or webserver together with Laravel Query Builder and Eloquent ORM!
    Releases are available on GitHub and Packagist.

    github.com/thomas-0816/laravel
    packagist.org/packages/thomas-

    #php #laravel #analytics #duckdb #eloquent #bigdata

  4. 🗂️ Use #GoogleSheets as a #Laravel database! laravel-google-sheets-database-driver maps spreadsheet = DB, tab = table, row 1 = columns. Full #Eloquent & Query Builder support. #PHP #opensource
    github.com/AmazingBV/laravel-g

  5. 🗂️ Use #GoogleSheets as a #Laravel database! laravel-google-sheets-database-driver maps spreadsheet = DB, tab = table, row 1 = columns. Full #Eloquent & Query Builder support. #PHP #opensource
    github.com/AmazingBV/laravel-g

  6. 🗂️ Use #GoogleSheets as a #Laravel database! laravel-google-sheets-database-driver maps spreadsheet = DB, tab = table, row 1 = columns. Full #Eloquent & Query Builder support. #PHP #opensource
    github.com/AmazingBV/laravel-g

  7. 🗂️ Use #GoogleSheets as a #Laravel database! laravel-google-sheets-database-driver maps spreadsheet = DB, tab = table, row 1 = columns. Full #Eloquent & Query Builder support. #PHP #opensource
    github.com/AmazingBV/laravel-g

  8. 🗂️ Use #GoogleSheets as a #Laravel database! laravel-google-sheets-database-driver maps spreadsheet = DB, tab = table, row 1 = columns. Full #Eloquent & Query Builder support. #PHP #opensource
    github.com/AmazingBV/laravel-g

  9. Album Cover: Eloquent - "Sound Theatre" (2026)

    #Music, #Eloquent

  10. Album Cover: Eloquent - "Sound Theatre" (2026)

    #Music, #Eloquent

  11. Album Cover: Eloquent - "Sound Theatre" (2026)

    #Music, #Eloquent

  12. Album Cover: Eloquent - "Sound Theatre" (2026)

    #Music, #Eloquent

  13. Album Cover: Eloquent - "Sound Theatre" (2026)

    #Music, #Eloquent

  14. 55 Times in a 3 hour span is excessive even for a demented pyscho. In moments of anger or frustration i might do 5 posts in a day .

    5150 in shells might be a good thing .

    ( The person must be deemed a danger to self (DTS), danger to others (DTO), or gravely disabled.) Fits?

    #trump #cognitive #obama #nobelpeaceprize #eloquent #narcicissm
    #mentalHealthMatters

  15. 55 Times in a 3 hour span is excessive even for a demented pyscho. In moments of anger or frustration i might do 5 posts in a day .

    5150 in shells might be a good thing .

    ( The person must be deemed a danger to self (DTS), danger to others (DTO), or gravely disabled.) Fits?

    #trump #cognitive #obama #nobelpeaceprize #eloquent #narcicissm
    #mentalHealthMatters

  16. 55 Times in a 3 hour span is excessive even for a demented pyscho. In moments of anger or frustration i might do 5 posts in a day .

    5150 in shells might be a good thing .

    ( The person must be deemed a danger to self (DTS), danger to others (DTO), or gravely disabled.) Fits?

    #trump #cognitive #obama #nobelpeaceprize #eloquent #narcicissm
    #mentalHealthMatters

  17. 55 Times in a 3 hour span is excessive even for a demented pyscho. In moments of anger or frustration i might do 5 posts in a day .

    5150 in shells might be a good thing .

    ( The person must be deemed a danger to self (DTS), danger to others (DTO), or gravely disabled.) Fits?

    #trump #cognitive #obama #nobelpeaceprize #eloquent #narcicissm
    #mentalHealthMatters

  18. Google sort une application de dictée par IA gratuite, et elle fonctionne sans internet, sauf que...
    mac4ever.com/195546
    #Mac4Ever #eloquent #Google

  19. Google sort une application de dictée par IA gratuite, et elle fonctionne sans internet, sauf que...
    mac4ever.com/195546
    #Mac4Ever #eloquent #Google

  20. Google sort une application de dictée par IA gratuite, et elle fonctionne sans internet, sauf que...
    mac4ever.com/195546
    #Mac4Ever #eloquent #Google

  21. Song Review: Eloquent – “Checkered Past”

    In April 2026, synthpop duo Eloquent released “Checkered Past,” the lead-off single from their album, Sound Theatre.

    aeschtunes.com/2026/04/07/song

    #Music, #MusicReview, #Eloquent, #2020s, #2020sMusic, #Synthpop, #ElectronicMusic, #AeschTunes

  22. Song Review: Eloquent – “Checkered Past”

    In April 2026, synthpop duo Eloquent released “Checkered Past,” the lead-off single from their album, Sound Theatre.

    aeschtunes.com/2026/04/07/song

    #Music, #MusicReview, #Eloquent, #2020s, #2020sMusic, #Synthpop, #ElectronicMusic, #AeschTunes

  23. Song Review: Eloquent – “Checkered Past”

    In April 2026, synthpop duo Eloquent released “Checkered Past,” the lead-off single from their album, Sound Theatre.

    aeschtunes.com/2026/04/07/song

    #Music, #MusicReview, #Eloquent, #2020s, #2020sMusic, #Synthpop, #ElectronicMusic, #AeschTunes

  24. Song Review: Eloquent – “Checkered Past”

    In April 2026, synthpop duo Eloquent released “Checkered Past,” the lead-off single from their album, Sound Theatre.

    aeschtunes.com/2026/04/07/song

    #Music, #MusicReview, #Eloquent, #2020s, #2020sMusic, #Synthpop, #ElectronicMusic, #AeschTunes

  25. #DelegatedTypes in #Laravel — Smarter Alternative to STI #PHP #Eloquent #opensource #webdev

    🏗️ Model class hierarchies via polymorphic relationships & delegation — composition over inheritance, done right

    🧵👇

    🔄 Each subtype keeps its own table while sharing a common root Entry model — no more nullable column bloat like with STI
    🎯 Comments, likes & reactions attach to the Entry — one route, one controller, no endpoint explosion

  26. #DelegatedTypes in #Laravel — Smarter Alternative to STI #PHP #Eloquent #opensource #webdev

    🏗️ Model class hierarchies via polymorphic relationships & delegation — composition over inheritance, done right

    🧵👇

    🔄 Each subtype keeps its own table while sharing a common root Entry model — no more nullable column bloat like with STI
    🎯 Comments, likes & reactions attach to the Entry — one route, one controller, no endpoint explosion

  27. #DelegatedTypes in #Laravel — Smarter Alternative to STI #PHP #Eloquent #opensource #webdev

    🏗️ Model class hierarchies via polymorphic relationships & delegation — composition over inheritance, done right

    🧵👇

    🔄 Each subtype keeps its own table while sharing a common root Entry model — no more nullable column bloat like with STI
    🎯 Comments, likes & reactions attach to the Entry — one route, one controller, no endpoint explosion

  28. #DelegatedTypes in #Laravel — Smarter Alternative to STI #PHP #Eloquent #opensource #webdev

    🏗️ Model class hierarchies via polymorphic relationships & delegation — composition over inheritance, done right

    🧵👇

    🔄 Each subtype keeps its own table while sharing a common root Entry model — no more nullable column bloat like with STI
    🎯 Comments, likes & reactions attach to the Entry — one route, one controller, no endpoint explosion

  29. #DelegatedTypes in #Laravel — Smarter Alternative to STI #PHP #Eloquent #opensource #webdev

    🏗️ Model class hierarchies via polymorphic relationships & delegation — composition over inheritance, done right

    🧵👇

    🔄 Each subtype keeps its own table while sharing a common root Entry model — no more nullable column bloat like with STI
    🎯 Comments, likes & reactions attach to the Entry — one route, one controller, no endpoint explosion

  30. Eloquent Guard: как ловить N+1 и медленные запросы в Laravel, не зарываясь в vendor

    Проблема N+1 стара как мир. Инструментов много: Debugbar хорош локально, Telescope тяжеловат для продакшена. Мне хотелось решения, которое будет «стучать» в Slack или Telegram именно тогда, когда проблема случилась на проде, и при этом сразу показывать пальцем на виновную строку кода.

    habr.com/ru/articles/1010822/

    #laravel #eloquent #php #sql #mysql #postgresql #database_optimization #database_performance #database_monitoring

  31. Eloquent Guard: как ловить N+1 и медленные запросы в Laravel, не зарываясь в vendor

    Проблема N+1 стара как мир. Инструментов много: Debugbar хорош локально, Telescope тяжеловат для продакшена. Мне хотелось решения, которое будет «стучать» в Slack или Telegram именно тогда, когда проблема случилась на проде, и при этом сразу показывать пальцем на виновную строку кода.

    habr.com/ru/articles/1010822/

    #laravel #eloquent #php #sql #mysql #postgresql #database_optimization #database_performance #database_monitoring

  32. Eloquent Guard: как ловить N+1 и медленные запросы в Laravel, не зарываясь в vendor

    Проблема N+1 стара как мир. Инструментов много: Debugbar хорош локально, Telescope тяжеловат для продакшена. Мне хотелось решения, которое будет «стучать» в Slack или Telegram именно тогда, когда проблема случилась на проде, и при этом сразу показывать пальцем на виновную строку кода.

    habr.com/ru/articles/1010822/

    #laravel #eloquent #php #sql #mysql #postgresql #database_optimization #database_performance #database_monitoring

  33. Uff, I've been bit by a quirky Eloquent issue. The worse part is that I know why it happens but I don't know how to "fix it" (I've found a workaround, but Id like to prevent it from happening in the future, ideally with a patch upstream).

    It involves relationships, macros for the Builder and eloquent silently overriding an `id` column because the results from the SQL query contain 2 different `id` columns (because of a join).

    I'll try to create a sample project with minimum code to reproduce and see if I can manage a fix.

    #Laravel #Eloquent

  34. Uff, I've been bit by a quirky Eloquent issue. The worse part is that I know why it happens but I don't know how to "fix it" (I've found a workaround, but Id like to prevent it from happening in the future, ideally with a patch upstream).

    It involves relationships, macros for the Builder and eloquent silently overriding an `id` column because the results from the SQL query contain 2 different `id` columns (because of a join).

    I'll try to create a sample project with minimum code to reproduce and see if I can manage a fix.

    #Laravel #Eloquent