#elonmuskisanidiot — Public Fediverse posts

Im Oktober 2012 eröffnete ich meinen Twitter-Account, der mir über viele vergnügliche Stunden bereitete. Zwölf Jahre, von denen ich Twitter zwei Jahre nicht mehr benutzte, weil ein Milliardär sich die Plattform krallte und systematisch zerstörte.
Heute, nachdem es vom Besitzer, Nazis, seinen kriminellen Freunden und den Bots gekapert wurde, ist Twitter nur noch ein Schatten seiner selbst. #timeisover #twitterisdead #elonmuskisanidiot

Elon’s $100 Swing Voter Bribe Fail
He is not smart, LOL.
A message from God:
“Dearest Humans,
The funniest thing is happening with the money Elon is using to try to bribe swing voters.“
https://open.substack.com/pub/thegodpod/p/gods-weekly-meme-dump-5ee #ElonMusk #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot #USelection

My most famous tweet on both accounts since that smelly idiot with the skin of gone off ham took over. #ElonMuskisanIdiot

The most damning part of this interview (between Musk and Don Lemon) was how utterly unremarkable Elon Musk really is. Putting aside his fragile ego and empty ideologies, Musk seems culturally hollow, lacking any real beliefs, passions, or positions beyond "woke bad" and "X is good."
https://www.wheresyoured.at/the/ #ElonMusk #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot #ElonMuskIsATwat #DonLemon

Elon Musk likes to think he's the real life Tony Stark, when really he has a lot more in common (gigantic head and all) with another Marvel Comics character.
#ElonMuskSucks #TwitterDead
#RIPtwitter #TwitterX #elonmuskisanidiot #caricature
#caricatureart #humour
#satire #modok #MastoArt
#modok #marvelcomics #elonmusk #elon #musk

Finde die Liebe deines Leben in einem Raum voller hasserfüllter Neo-Nazis, Choleriker, Roboter, Scam & Abzocke, Pornografie & schlimmstem Missbrauch, während du dauernd angebrüllt und beleidigt wirst.

🤔 Wenn der Titel "Survival-Horror-Game" nicht schon vergeben wäre, würde ich sagen das passt.

#Twitter #Xitter #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-wants-x-to-be-dating-app-leaked-meeting-2023-10

@Popehat
There's nothing fun on twitter.

The tide of shit keeps rising, led by Elon. His most recent stunt was to un-suspend a QAnon poster who posted truly horrific child porn on the grounds that Elon had not personally seen the post.
Good posters keep getting suspended or leaving for one of the other microblogs, bad posters keep getting reinstated and more prominent. Nazis and QAnon are now commonplace.

Twitter is 4Chan now, except the child porn is still rare.

EDIT: hahaha no sooner had I posted that than I find out that Elmo has reinstated black nazi Kanye West.

#twitter #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot

If anyone's wondering what it's like on Twitt... I mean Xitter now:
Elon Musk just personally lifted the suspension of rightwing activist Dom Lucre, who was suspended for sharing child porn.

Elmo's stated reason for lifting the suspension was that he hadn't personally seen the CP.

#twitter #DomLucre #X #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot

How stupid Elon Musk is?

Well, you probably already know the answer to that question: very stupid.

It gets worse.

For those not terminally online like me, he's.. right now... as I'm typing... rebranding Twitter. Yes, the blue bird is already gone, the name is pretty much gone too, now it'll be X.

Can you imagine that? Some companies would kill (or spend billions) to have a logo and a name that's so totally unique and instantly recognizable. I mean, a verb was even created from the thing. How many companies can say that a new word has appeared in the language thanks to them? Nowadays? not many... To tweet and retweet... To google... that's the only two I can think of.

The guy paid 44 billion dollars to own these and he's throwing them away...

But... It gets worse...

See, Japan is Twitter's second biggest market (51 million users, that's about 40% of the population, the other day I polled my students, and about 90% use Twitter)... and to be able to be active in Japan, foreign companies need to create special subsidiaries that are based in Japan (that's how Yahoo Japan is still big, that Lawson is huge, while completely forgotten in the US and more).

Well, I guess that means Twitter Japan will be rebranded X Japan. No big deal, right? No big deal if you're unaware - like Musk is - that XJapan is one of the biggest rock bands in the country and that their name is very much trademarked.

Musk didn't even double-check before making the move...

Yoshiki (the band's leader) has already reminded the world that yes, they own the name.


Does it mean Twitter Japan will survive Twitter just like Lawson, Yahoo Japan and Toys R' Us Japan did, among others?


#ElonMusk #elonmuskisanidiot #Twitter #XJapan #X #TwitterX

Changing incompetent ownership would be more logical..? But I'm not billionaire smart..

I suppose if you look at it for what it is, maybe the significance of X can be similar to the x on top of your homepage when you go to close it out and leave.

Because that's what's happening to Twitter. #twitter #twitterdown #twitterfailure #elonmuskisanidiot

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/23/business/elon-musk-twitter-logo.html?smid=url-share

I've jumped ship to Threads, an Instagram product. Have you? #TwitterFail #exodus #Threads #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot https://www.threads.net/@fptppodcast

It's funny how Musk is threatening lawsuits now against Threads. I'm taking my toys and going home concept. Musk alienated users and advertisers. He's a complete buffoon and shouldn't even be in charge of a wet dream, more less a billion dollar operation.

If Musk was smart. Business savvy smart, Threads would be nothing more than another app. But he's not. He's inferior, unintelligent, and two entitled to know any better. #threads #threadsapp #twitterfail #elonmusk #elonmuskisanidiot

Jamie

Succinct.

#twitter #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot

https://twitter.com/SpaghettiKozak/status/1675198997798039559?s=20

Is twitter still effed up?

Yep.

Hilariously just as Jack Dorsey returns to twitter to whiteknight his buddy and fellow PayPal mafia clown Elon Musk.

#twitter #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot #PayPalMafia #JackDorsey

"The 'buy high, sell low' is a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it works out for him"

#Twitter
#ElonMusk
#elonmuskisanidiot

https://www.axios.com/2023/05/31/twitter-worth-third-elon-musk-purchase-price-fidelity

After being called out for his ignorant remarks about people who work from home, Elon Musk is moving the goalposts, and mischaracterizing the arguments against him rather than just admit he was wrong. Literally nobody said that "most" people can work remotely. That was never the argument. But Musk's ego won't allow him to admit he was wrong, so we get this constantly-devolving nonsense.

#elonmuskisanidiot

https://www.benzinga.com/amp/content/32479736

Holy f**king bananas, Elmo defends meddling in the Turkish election:
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1657422401754259461?s=20

He's responding to this tweet by Matt Yglesias:
https://universeodon.com/@Je5usaurus_rex/110362326154180287

I've said it before but holy shirt #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot

Twitter censors the Turkish opposition at the request of Erdogan's government, right before the election:
https://twitter.com/GlobalAffairs/status/1657219168863756288?s=20

#Turkey #twitter #censorship #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot

And it turns out that it's actually not legal to use celebrities names and falsely claim they've paid for your service.

Thread;
https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1650112707385872387?s=20

Holy shirt, #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot #twitter #BlockTheBlue

There's speculation now that this tweet:
Is what forced Elmo to reinstate the blue checkmarks for accounts with more than 1M followers. Like the real NYTimes account.

Personally I think that it's pointless to try to figure out why a dumb stoner does strange things.

#Twitter #BlockTheBlue #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot

Things are going great over at the birdsite.
After people started a campaign to #BlockTheBlueChecks, Elmo is now handing out bluechecks as *punishment* to people he doesn't like.

It's truly impressive how dumb Elmo is.

#twitter #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot #BlockTheBlue

Elon Musk is an idiot who knows nothing about cars, rockets, or software. He's a market manipulator who bought companies, surfed on zero interest rates, and crashed the second interest rates rose.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/03/19/elon-musk-tesla-driving/

#ElonMuskIsAnIdiot #Tesla #NeverBuyTesla

"Tesla executive is currently talking about the importance of "monitoring and tracking" their customers in their cars - - - They claim they used this data to reduce the strength of their seat belts"

Professional market manipulator Elon Musk held an investor pitch meeting. It did not go well.

Twitter thread:
https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1631045513490452481

#Tesla #ElonMusk #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot #Twitter

You hate to see it.
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-ruined-tesla-technology-ford-gm-car-companies-evs-2023-2?_gl=1*ha8tuw*_ga*MjExMDA0MjQxNy4xNjc3NDIyNTIz*_ga_E21CV80ZCZ*MTY3NzQyMjUyMy4xLjEuMTY3NzQyMjU5MC4wLjAuMA&r=US&IR=T

#Tesla #ElonMusk #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot

from Michael MacKay
Elon Musk is one of Putin's useful; idiots.
#ElonMuskIsAnIdiot
#ElonMuskSupportsTerrorists
#ElonMuskSTFU
#BoycottTesla
#ElonMusk

Gentle reminder that if you have a twitter account, you should block Elon Musk.

Also muting all posts with the words "Elon Musk", "Elon", "Musk", "Elmo" or "Space Karen" is optional but highly recommended.

Manbaby craves attention, and feeds off of your rage tweets and sick burns.

#ElonMuskIsAnIdiot #Twitter #NeverBuyTesla

@w7voa
I pity the poor wageslaves at Twitter, forced to cater to the manbaby's every whim or their green card gets it.

#twitter #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot

from Roshan Rinaldi.
#ElonMusk
#ElonMuskSupportsTerrorists
#ElonMuskIsAnIdiot
#Starlink

Haaaahahahahaha my Twitter account, which was suspended during Elmos initial mass-ban of Ukraine-supporters, has been restored.

Without me asking for it.

So in case you were wondering how badly things are going at Twitter, there's your answer: it's going so effing badly that Elmo's even bringing shady fourth-tier borderline trolls like me back to pad out the numbers.

#twitter #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot

from Anonymous Operations
#ElonMusk
#ElonMuskIsAnIdiot
#ElonMuskSupportsTerrorists
#Starlink
#Ukraine

@UROCKlive1
Yeah, well, #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot .

But more importantly: never, ever, buy Tesla.

@SocraticEthics
Reminder that Elon Musk supports russia.

Also that #ElonMuskIsAnIdiot