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#elongatedmuskrat — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #elongatedmuskrat, aggregated by home.social.
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@evshift
IT IS STRIKING HOW FAR BEHIND THE U.S. NOW IS in being a world leader in new technology.Even The #ElongatedMuskrat's space program with it's "Saturn V" style rockets and "capsule splashdowns" are just revised 1960's technology.
(#Musk slashed the jobs of tens of thousands of gov't employees in order to turn himself into the world's first Trillionaire via federal contracts.)
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@jwildeboer
All wealth over a billion dollars should taxed at 100%.We would collect over $999 BILLION from JUST ONE MAN. 🤦♂️
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@emptywheel.bsky.social
Boy, when The #ElongatedMuskrat no longer has the protection of (and leverage over) #Felon47, he is going to crash & burn like one of his rockets. -
@evshift
Maybe if The #ElongatedMuskrat would forego some of that "Trillion" dollars #Tesla is promising him, they wouldn't have to cut so many features from the new #ModelY to make it affordable. 😞 -
Literally no one is asking him to even attempt to solve this problem. No one. #USpol #ElongatedMuskrat
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xviqbzsjyw56leqk5nsjzoqy/post/3mlsyfcqypc22 -
Literally no one is asking him to even attempt to solve this problem. No one. #USpol #ElongatedMuskrat
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xviqbzsjyw56leqk5nsjzoqy/post/3mlsyfcqypc22 -
"Elon Musk is selling hopium and an entire generation of investors is buying it without even knowing what…PE ratio is." "That's what makes this different from every other bubble in history... You can't opt out." xcancel.com/gnoble79/sta... #CapitalMarkets #stocks #ElongatedMuskrat #tesla #spacex
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"Elon Musk is selling hopium and an entire generation of investors is buying it without even knowing what…PE ratio is." "That's what makes this different from every other bubble in history... You can't opt out." xcancel.com/gnoble79/sta... #CapitalMarkets #stocks #ElongatedMuskrat #tesla #spacex
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"Elon Musk is selling hopium and an entire generation of investors is buying it without even knowing what a PE ratio is."
"That's what makes this different from every other bubble in history...
You can't opt out." -
God damn, I didn't have "rooting for Michael O'Leary" in my 2026 bingo card.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgyzl4gd1do
#Ryanair #ElongatedMuskrat #WhenTheWorstPersonYouKnowMakesAGreatPoint
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“Learn more about why you pay a premium for us being more competitive, but why we keep dumping more than a sane amount of Elongated Muskrat’s money into this market.”
I (easily) convinced three of us to share a ride. The “profits” went to a generous tip to the driver who probably learned enough through osmosis to pass his Technician exam, whether he wants to or not.
#Uber #ElonMusk #ElongatedMuskrat #NYC #HOPE_16 #HamRadio #AmateurRadio
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So the AI owned and controlled by a n*zi is saying n*zi things. We cannot say we did not see that coming. Especially because he went out of his way to make it that way. He’s good at getting himself money and hurting others. That’s it. He is not a good person. #musk #ElongatedMuskrat #USpol
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cc7ty443hzq666hitrnghzgh/post/3lti7lu56uc2n -
So the AI owned and controlled by a n*zi is saying n*zi things. We cannot say we did not see that coming. Especially because he went out of his way to make it that way. He’s good at getting himself money and hurting others. That’s it. He is not a good person. #musk #ElongatedMuskrat #USpol
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cc7ty443hzq666hitrnghzgh/post/3lti7lu56uc2n -
@cynblogger Yes, yes they did. Turns out: the illegal drug abuse was coming from inside the house, the White House.
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The clustertruck has no entries on the IIHS site on its safety.
“And here it is, totally indestructible as long as you don’t drive it, park it, put it on level ground or a hill and the battery doesn’t decide to explode. Can you afford it? If you have to ask, you can’t. Will you survive a crash in it? If you have to ask, you won’t. Shall I draw up the paperwork?”
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The #ElongatedMuskrat trashed the protesters attacking #Tesla vehicles & dealerships and (verbally) attacking him *personally*, saying he "thought these people 'on the Left' were supposed to be known for their #Empathy?"
The (network? Local?) news last night reported that many of the people arrested for damaging Tesla vehicles were in fact T**** SUPPORTERS who worked for the government only to be laid off by #Musk without cause or warning. 👍
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@AnnaAnthro
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT:A man who owes much of his vast fortune to government contracts paying his private companies (#SpaceX, #Tesla, #Starlink, #Neurolink, even X now) thinks the PRIVATE company known as #Amtrak needs to be "privatized" so that it is forced to compete for its gov't contracts?
Do I have that right? 🤦♂️ #LordHelpUs #TooStupidForPolitics #ElongatedMuskrat
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@byteseu
"Let me explain then: Turns out, when you fire 7,000 people and celebrate by waiving around a chainsaw and tossing out a few #Nazi salutes, people get angry." - JimmyKimmel responding to the #ElongatedMuskrat #DogeBag -
@SteveThompson
The #ElongatedMuskrat's obsession with the letter 'X' is bizarre (and childish.)He made sure one of the #Tesla models would be 'X" by using the model versions "S3XY".
He renamed Twitter to 'X'.
(Re)Named his rocket company "SpaceX".
Named his first child a string of symbols that he now calls "Little-X" and his second child (a girl) "Exa". He has 13 kids (a 14th child died of SIDS), one of which has the middle name "Alexandria".
And now, "xAI". 🙄
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@GottaLaff
Back when The #ElongatedMuskrat blew an absurd $44B buying #Twitter (only to then drive it into the ground), I started predicting #MuskWillBeBankruptInADecade.He's well on his way (and why he's using his power as #DonnieDumbass' Svengali to lock in some contracts to ensure those gov't dollars keep rolling in long after #DonTheCon is gone.)
https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5182848-musks-spacex-confirms-starlink-lease-agreement-with-faa/ -
@wdlindsy
Krugman is apparently unaware that T**** & The #ElongatedMuskrat didn't suddenly TURN "stark raving mad". They've ALWAYS been BSC.T**** was NEVER a successful or even "clever" businessman. He has ALWAYS been A CONMAN with a history of ripping people off. Golden sneakers & NFTs.
Musk (with Asperger's) has 13 kids from 3 (4?) different women b/c he thinks he has "superior jeans" and wants to spread them throughout the population. What population? The one he hopes to start on #Mars.
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If their logic held together…
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@thecommongreen
Rachel #Maddow reporting last night that The #ElongatedMuskrat wants to install his "Starlink" as the backbone of the entire FAA/airlines communication system.Imagine something so massive entirely dependent upon his one company long after #DonnieDumbass leaves office.
Not only would it mean BILLIONS in profits for his failing private company in perpetuity, but he has already threatened #Poland & #Ukraine that how he can turn it off on a whim.
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/trump-puts-u-s-at-risk-with-increasing-reliance-on-musk-and-starlink-234049093674 -
@augieray
I posted on Xitter about a year ago that the #ElongatedMuskrat would be bankrupt inside a decade.I believe he fought so hard to get #DonnieDumbass elected b/c he knows how easy it is to manipulate him, and make changes that awards himself giant contracts, remove regulations on his corporations, and give himself massive tax cuts all out of fear of going broke (and ironically could be manufacturing his own demise.)
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@AkaSci @ThomHartmann
If/When #TheOrangeMenace & The #ElongatedMuskrat take over #SocialSecurity, you will start to see the abbreviation "SS" used an awful lot.