#elongatedmuskrat — Public Fediverse posts
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Literally no one is asking him to even attempt to solve this problem. No one. #USpol #ElongatedMuskrat
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xviqbzsjyw56leqk5nsjzoqy/post/3mlsyfcqypc22 -
"Elon Musk is selling hopium and an entire generation of investors is buying it without even knowing what…PE ratio is." "That's what makes this different from every other bubble in history... You can't opt out." xcancel.com/gnoble79/sta... #CapitalMarkets #stocks #ElongatedMuskrat #tesla #spacex
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"Elon Musk is selling hopium and an entire generation of investors is buying it without even knowing what…PE ratio is." "That's what makes this different from every other bubble in history... You can't opt out." xcancel.com/gnoble79/sta... #CapitalMarkets #stocks #ElongatedMuskrat #tesla #spacex
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"Elon Musk is selling hopium and an entire generation of investors is buying it without even knowing what…PE ratio is." "That's what makes this different from every other bubble in history... You can't opt out." xcancel.com/gnoble79/sta... #CapitalMarkets #stocks #ElongatedMuskrat #tesla #spacex
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"Elon Musk is selling hopium and an entire generation of investors is buying it without even knowing what…PE ratio is." "That's what makes this different from every other bubble in history... You can't opt out." xcancel.com/gnoble79/sta... #CapitalMarkets #stocks #ElongatedMuskrat #tesla #spacex
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"Elon Musk is selling hopium and an entire generation of investors is buying it without even knowing what…PE ratio is." "That's what makes this different from every other bubble in history... You can't opt out." xcancel.com/gnoble79/sta... #CapitalMarkets #stocks #ElongatedMuskrat #tesla #spacex
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"Elon Musk is selling hopium and an entire generation of investors is buying it without even knowing what a PE ratio is."
"That's what makes this different from every other bubble in history...
You can't opt out." -
"Elon Musk is selling hopium and an entire generation of investors is buying it without even knowing what a PE ratio is."
"That's what makes this different from every other bubble in history...
You can't opt out." -
"Elon Musk is selling hopium and an entire generation of investors is buying it without even knowing what a PE ratio is."
"That's what makes this different from every other bubble in history...
You can't opt out." -
"Elon Musk is selling hopium and an entire generation of investors is buying it without even knowing what a PE ratio is."
"That's what makes this different from every other bubble in history...
You can't opt out." -
"Elon Musk is selling hopium and an entire generation of investors is buying it without even knowing what a PE ratio is."
"That's what makes this different from every other bubble in history...
You can't opt out." -
God damn, I didn't have "rooting for Michael O'Leary" in my 2026 bingo card.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgyzl4gd1do
#Ryanair #ElongatedMuskrat #WhenTheWorstPersonYouKnowMakesAGreatPoint
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“Learn more about why you pay a premium for us being more competitive, but why we keep dumping more than a sane amount of Elongated Muskrat’s money into this market.”
I (easily) convinced three of us to share a ride. The “profits” went to a generous tip to the driver who probably learned enough through osmosis to pass his Technician exam, whether he wants to or not.
#Uber #ElonMusk #ElongatedMuskrat #NYC #HOPE_16 #HamRadio #AmateurRadio
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So the AI owned and controlled by a n*zi is saying n*zi things. We cannot say we did not see that coming. Especially because he went out of his way to make it that way. He’s good at getting himself money and hurting others. That’s it. He is not a good person. #musk #ElongatedMuskrat #USpol
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cc7ty443hzq666hitrnghzgh/post/3lti7lu56uc2n -
@cynblogger Yes, yes they did. Turns out: the illegal drug abuse was coming from inside the house, the White House.
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The clustertruck has no entries on the IIHS site on its safety.
“And here it is, totally indestructible as long as you don’t drive it, park it, put it on level ground or a hill and the battery doesn’t decide to explode. Can you afford it? If you have to ask, you can’t. Will you survive a crash in it? If you have to ask, you won’t. Shall I draw up the paperwork?”
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The #ElongatedMuskrat trashed the protesters attacking #Tesla vehicles & dealerships and (verbally) attacking him *personally*, saying he "thought these people 'on the Left' were supposed to be known for their #Empathy?"
The (network? Local?) news last night reported that many of the people arrested for damaging Tesla vehicles were in fact T**** SUPPORTERS who worked for the government only to be laid off by #Musk without cause or warning. 👍
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@AnnaAnthro
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT:A man who owes much of his vast fortune to government contracts paying his private companies (#SpaceX, #Tesla, #Starlink, #Neurolink, even X now) thinks the PRIVATE company known as #Amtrak needs to be "privatized" so that it is forced to compete for its gov't contracts?
Do I have that right? 🤦♂️ #LordHelpUs #TooStupidForPolitics #ElongatedMuskrat
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@byteseu
"Let me explain then: Turns out, when you fire 7,000 people and celebrate by waiving around a chainsaw and tossing out a few #Nazi salutes, people get angry." - JimmyKimmel responding to the #ElongatedMuskrat #DogeBag -
@SteveThompson
The #ElongatedMuskrat's obsession with the letter 'X' is bizarre (and childish.)He made sure one of the #Tesla models would be 'X" by using the model versions "S3XY".
He renamed Twitter to 'X'.
(Re)Named his rocket company "SpaceX".
Named his first child a string of symbols that he now calls "Little-X" and his second child (a girl) "Exa". He has 13 kids (a 14th child died of SIDS), one of which has the middle name "Alexandria".
And now, "xAI". 🙄
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@GottaLaff
Back when The #ElongatedMuskrat blew an absurd $44B buying #Twitter (only to then drive it into the ground), I started predicting #MuskWillBeBankruptInADecade.He's well on his way (and why he's using his power as #DonnieDumbass' Svengali to lock in some contracts to ensure those gov't dollars keep rolling in long after #DonTheCon is gone.)
https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5182848-musks-spacex-confirms-starlink-lease-agreement-with-faa/ -
@wdlindsy
Krugman is apparently unaware that T**** & The #ElongatedMuskrat didn't suddenly TURN "stark raving mad". They've ALWAYS been BSC.T**** was NEVER a successful or even "clever" businessman. He has ALWAYS been A CONMAN with a history of ripping people off. Golden sneakers & NFTs.
Musk (with Asperger's) has 13 kids from 3 (4?) different women b/c he thinks he has "superior jeans" and wants to spread them throughout the population. What population? The one he hopes to start on #Mars.
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If their logic held together…
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@thecommongreen
Rachel #Maddow reporting last night that The #ElongatedMuskrat wants to install his "Starlink" as the backbone of the entire FAA/airlines communication system.Imagine something so massive entirely dependent upon his one company long after #DonnieDumbass leaves office.
Not only would it mean BILLIONS in profits for his failing private company in perpetuity, but he has already threatened #Poland & #Ukraine that how he can turn it off on a whim.
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/trump-puts-u-s-at-risk-with-increasing-reliance-on-musk-and-starlink-234049093674 -
@augieray
I posted on Xitter about a year ago that the #ElongatedMuskrat would be bankrupt inside a decade.I believe he fought so hard to get #DonnieDumbass elected b/c he knows how easy it is to manipulate him, and make changes that awards himself giant contracts, remove regulations on his corporations, and give himself massive tax cuts all out of fear of going broke (and ironically could be manufacturing his own demise.)
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@AkaSci @ThomHartmann
If/When #TheOrangeMenace & The #ElongatedMuskrat take over #SocialSecurity, you will start to see the abbreviation "SS" used an awful lot. -
Does #ElongatedMuskrat know about what is going on the license plates of his cars? 🤣🤣🤣
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"Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly".
The legacy of #ElonMusk The #ElongatedMuskrat.
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@emptywheel.bsky.social
That's a hell of a standard The #ElongatedMuskrat has there: "Nobody died".Destroying lives & creating chaos is perfectly fine so long as "no one died" as a result of his incompetency. 🤬
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People world wide are cancelling their orders.
This is a good thing.
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#SNL made a great observation during their Cold Open last night:
While #TheOrangeClown and VP #GuyLiner were chastising #Zelensky for not wearing a suit in the Oval Office, they then sent in Mike Meyers dressed as The #ElongatedMuskrat in a T-shirt & jeans (just as he did with his nose-picking kid a week ago.) #DisasterPresidency
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@grootinside @TomWellborn
#CaptBoneSpurs has nothing but contempt for #Veterans. The #ElongatedMuskrat has never served. And both are so wealthy they will never know not being able to afford medical care, or choosing between food or medicine. -
THANK GOD the #Jenius that #DonnieDumbass put in charge of #DOGE if a F'ing #moron. (I've been pointing out since The #ElongatedMuskrat overpaid for then destroyed #Xitter that he's a TERRIBLE businessman.) #DisasterPresidency
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/busted-doge-humiliated-by-brutal-fact-checking-walks-back-bogus-savings-claims-232942661849 -
@susankayequinn
The #ElongatedMuskrat is firing the people investigating/regulating his corporations (#FAA restrictions facing #SpaceX, FDA review of #Neuralink, etc) while being awarded new contracts (like a contract for Tesla to build all-electric "CyberTanks" despite T****'s hatred of #GreenTech), and then fawns over how #Musk seems to be doing all this (altruistic) work (of course, Mr. #BestWords never actually used that word) and getting nothing in return. 😒 -
I REMIND EVERYONE that #Musk The #ElongatedMuskrat and his team of sketchy #Hackers working for #DOGE couldn't pass an #FBI #BackgroundCheck.
If this were #Biden or President #Harris, they'd be screaming Bloody Murder. But of course, #IOKIYAR. 😡
If it we me, EVEN IF THEY FIRED ME, I'd refuse to leave and hand over any passwords that give these people access. #CriminalPresidency #DisasterPresidency
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/-the-irs-is-freaking-out-trump-pushes-to-give-musk-acolyte-access-to-americans-personal-tax-data-232231493769 -
@realTuckFrumper
Looking at that photo of the unkempt #ElongatedMuskrat… Is it just me or is he slowly transforming into #HoboGoering (otherwise known as Steve Bannon)? #Slob -
I put this on my @medium, AND I changed the ending:
#USpol #satire #story #ChildrensStory #EnchantedForest #ElongatedMuskrat #WinnieTheCoup
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Winnie the Coup and the Elongated Muskrat bulldoze the gubment - a fake children's story I'm making up off the top of my head.
I wrote it here:
https://bsky.app/profile/davidaugust.bsky.social/post/3lifsrfw4qk2h
#USpol #satire #story #ChildrensStory #EnchantedForest #ElongatedMuskrat #WinnieTheCoup
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@servelan
Considering the amount of access #DOGE, The #ElongatedMuskrat #ElonMusk and his gang of criminal #incel #hackers have been given, every GD one of them should be subject to the MOST invasive of #BackgroundChecks.(REMINDER that #Musk HIMSELF failed a background check early in T****'s first term due to his frequent contact with Vladamir #Putin. And now he runs Doge.)
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@Gustodon
Easy vote: Remove Elon.If you remove #TheOrangeMenace, you get Vance.
#DonnieDumbass is an empty vessel. He doesn't actually want to DO the job, he just wants the POWER that comes with it.
That's why he surrounds himself with people who tell him what to do. (Remember in 2017 in a meeting that included Nancy #Pelosi… she convinced him we need to ban #AssaultWeapons. When he repeated it, the Right went nuts and he back-tracked immediately.) #ElongatedMuskrat
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@Gustodon
Easy vote: Remove Elon.If you remove #TheOrangeMenace, you get Vance.
#DonnieDumbass is an empty vessel. He doesn't actually want to DO the job, he just wants the POWER that comes with it.
That's why he surrounds himself with people who tell him what to do. (Remember in 2017 in a meeting that included Nancy #Pelosi… she convinced him we need to ban #AssaultWeapons. When he repeated it, the Right went nuts and he back-tracked immediately.) #ElongatedMuskrat
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@Gustodon
Easy vote: Remove Elon.If you remove #TheOrangeMenace, you get Vance.
#DonnieDumbass is an empty vessel. He doesn't actually want to DO the job, he just wants the POWER that comes with it.
That's why he surrounds himself with people who tell him what to do. (Remember in 2017 in a meeting that included Nancy #Pelosi… she convinced him we need to ban #AssaultWeapons. When he repeated it, the Right went nuts and he back-tracked immediately.) #ElongatedMuskrat
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@Gustodon
Easy vote: Remove Elon.If you remove #TheOrangeMenace, you get Vance.
#DonnieDumbass is an empty vessel. He doesn't actually want to DO the job, he just wants the POWER that comes with it.
That's why he surrounds himself with people who tell him what to do. (Remember in 2017 in a meeting that included Nancy #Pelosi… she convinced him we need to ban #AssaultWeapons. When he repeated it, the Right went nuts and he back-tracked immediately.) #ElongatedMuskrat
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@Gustodon
Easy vote: Remove Elon.If you remove #TheOrangeMenace, you get Vance.
#DonnieDumbass is an empty vessel. He doesn't actually want to DO the job, he just wants the POWER that comes with it.
That's why he surrounds himself with people who tell him what to do. (Remember in 2017 in a meeting that included Nancy #Pelosi… she convinced him we need to ban #AssaultWeapons. When he repeated it, the Right went nuts and he back-tracked immediately.) #ElongatedMuskrat
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BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. 🤔
One of the top officials at the Treasury Dept QUIT over a dispute re: the #ElongatedMuskrat demanding access to "The Government Payment System" that disperses money to every person receiving a check from the government (from #SocialSecurity payments to Federal Employees to #GovernmentContractors.) #MafiaDon #DonTheCon #ConvictedFelon #Crypto #CryptoBros #SpaceX #Contractors #Fraud #DisasterPresidency #LordHelpUs
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/top-treasury-official-exits-as-musk-makes-grab-for-federal-payment-system-230849605588 -
@GottaLaff
The #ElongatedMuskrat #CryptoBro convinced The #GrifterInChief to create his own #bitcoin (which isn't even a real bitcoin, it's an #NFT) which swelled his wealth by $8-BILLION DOLLARS on #InaugurationDay, so we are going to see A TON of effort to turn T****'s own "bitcoin" into a legitimate national currency (which would swell #MafiaDon & #Muskrat's wealth into the TRILLIONS.) -
@Bookworm33333
I'm noticing some of the EO's #DonTheCon is signing are CLEARLY being pushed by The #ElongatedMuskrat.The #DayOne EO he signed ending "work from home" options for employees put into place during #Covid was something #Muskrat was CONSTANTLY bitching about on 'X'.
And now ending #LBJ's "no-discrimination hiring among gov't contractors" has his fingerprints all over it.