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#elixirstatus #elixirlang

if credo is going to complain that my aliases aren't in alphanumeric order, then i think mix format should fix that for me. i am not built to sort things 😭 #elixirstatus #elixirlang

if credo is going to complain that my aliases aren't in alphanumeric order, then i think mix format should fix that for me. i am not built to sort things 😭 #elixirstatus #elixirlang

if credo is going to complain that my aliases aren't in alphanumeric order, then i think mix format should fix that for me. i am not built to sort things 😭 #elixirstatus #elixirlang

if credo is going to complain that my aliases aren't in alphanumeric order, then i think mix format should fix that for me. i am not built to sort things 😭 #elixirstatus #elixirlang

if credo is going to complain that my aliases aren't in alphanumeric order, then i think mix format should fix that for me. i am not built to sort things 😭 #elixirstatus #elixirlang

the existential dread of having dinner at home.

def handle_call({:what_for_dinner, num_guests}, _from, %__MODULE__{spoons: spoons} = mymental) do
  result =
    case {spoons, num_guests} do
      {spoons, 0} when spoons > @low_spoons -> {:cookin, :mac_cheese}
      {_, 0} -> {:get_fucked}
      {spoons, _} when spoons > @low_spoons -> {:cookin, :korean_soup}
      {_, _} -> {:uber_eats, :pizza}
    end
   {:reply, result, mymental}
end

the existential dread of having dinner at home.

def handle_call({:what_for_dinner, num_guests}, _from, %__MODULE__{spoons: spoons} = mymental) do
  result =
    case {spoons, num_guests} do
      {spoons, 0} when spoons > @low_spoons -> {:cookin, :mac_cheese}
      {_, 0} -> {:get_fucked}
      {spoons, _} when spoons > @low_spoons -> {:cookin, :korean_soup}
      {_, _} -> {:uber_eats, :pizza}
    end
   {:reply, result, mymental}
end

the existential dread of having dinner at home.

def handle_call({:what_for_dinner, num_guests}, _from, %__MODULE__{spoons: spoons} = mymental) do
  result =
    case {spoons, num_guests} do
      {spoons, 0} when spoons > @low_spoons -> {:cookin, :mac_cheese}
      {_, 0} -> {:get_fucked}
      {spoons, _} when spoons > @low_spoons -> {:cookin, :korean_soup}
      {_, _} -> {:uber_eats, :pizza}
    end
   {:reply, result, mymental}
end

the existential dread of having dinner at home.

def handle_call({:what_for_dinner, num_guests}, _from, %__MODULE__{spoons: spoons} = mymental) do
  result =
    case {spoons, num_guests} do
      {spoons, 0} when spoons > @low_spoons -> {:cookin, :mac_cheese}
      {_, 0} -> {:get_fucked}
      {spoons, _} when spoons > @low_spoons -> {:cookin, :korean_soup}
      {_, _} -> {:uber_eats, :pizza}
    end
   {:reply, result, mymental}
end

the existential dread of having dinner at home.

def handle_call({:what_for_dinner, num_guests}, _from, %__MODULE__{spoons: spoons} = mymental) do
  result =
    case {spoons, num_guests} do
      {spoons, 0} when spoons > @low_spoons -> {:cookin, :mac_cheese}
      {_, 0} -> {:get_fucked}
      {spoons, _} when spoons > @low_spoons -> {:cookin, :korean_soup}
      {_, _} -> {:uber_eats, :pizza}
    end
   {:reply, result, mymental}
end

Online Nerves meetup TONIGHT (Wednesday), sounds like fun. For those that don't know, Nerves is for embedded programming using Elixir. We're promised some exotic devices, I can't wait to see! Join up to check it out!
Registration link here: https://luma.com/7rlhafg2
#elixir #elixirstatus #nerves

RE: https://bsky.brid.gy/convert/ap/at://did:plc:hqbn6jnhmpktipe4ldp4o2cc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgp2tndjes24

Online Nerves meetup TONIGHT (Wednesday), sounds like fun. For those that don't know, Nerves is for embedded programming using Elixir. We're promised some exotic devices, I can't wait to see! Join up to check it out!
Registration link here: https://luma.com/7rlhafg2
#elixir #elixirstatus #nerves

RE: https://bsky.brid.gy/convert/ap/at://did:plc:hqbn6jnhmpktipe4ldp4o2cc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgp2tndjes24

Online Nerves meetup TONIGHT (Wednesday), sounds like fun. For those that don't know, Nerves is for embedded programming using Elixir. We're promised some exotic devices, I can't wait to see! Join up to check it out!
Registration link here: https://luma.com/7rlhafg2
#elixir #elixirstatus #nerves

RE: https://bsky.brid.gy/convert/ap/at://did:plc:hqbn6jnhmpktipe4ldp4o2cc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgp2tndjes24

Online Nerves meetup TONIGHT (Wednesday), sounds like fun. For those that don't know, Nerves is for embedded programming using Elixir. We're promised some exotic devices, I can't wait to see! Join up to check it out!
Registration link here: https://luma.com/7rlhafg2
#elixir #elixirstatus #nerves

RE: https://bsky.brid.gy/convert/ap/at://did:plc:hqbn6jnhmpktipe4ldp4o2cc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgp2tndjes24

Online Nerves meetup TONIGHT (Wednesday), sounds like fun. For those that don't know, Nerves is for embedded programming using Elixir. We're promised some exotic devices, I can't wait to see! Join up to check it out!
Registration link here: https://luma.com/7rlhafg2
#elixir #elixirstatus #nerves

RE: https://bsky.brid.gy/convert/ap/at://did:plc:hqbn6jnhmpktipe4ldp4o2cc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgp2tndjes24

So I was nerdsniped by @PragTob to implement `defconst` for Elixir. It is a simple macro that looks like a function, but is evaluated at compile time to provide runtime constant.

https://github.com/hauleth/defconst

I have added `defonce` that will lazily evaluate code during first call as an icing on that cake.

Available on Hex as `defconstant` because of naming clash

https://hex.pm/packages/defconstant

#elixirstatus

So I was nerdsniped by @PragTob to implement `defconst` for Elixir. It is a simple macro that looks like a function, but is evaluated at compile time to provide runtime constant.

https://github.com/hauleth/defconst

I have added `defonce` that will lazily evaluate code during first call as an icing on that cake.

Available on Hex as `defconstant` because of naming clash

https://hex.pm/packages/defconstant

#elixirstatus

So I was nerdsniped by @PragTob to implement `defconst` for Elixir. It is a simple macro that looks like a function, but is evaluated at compile time to provide runtime constant.

https://github.com/hauleth/defconst

I have added `defonce` that will lazily evaluate code during first call as an icing on that cake.

Available on Hex as `defconstant` because of naming clash

https://hex.pm/packages/defconstant

#elixirstatus

So I was nerdsniped by @PragTob to implement `defconst` for Elixir. It is a simple macro that looks like a function, but is evaluated at compile time to provide runtime constant.

https://github.com/hauleth/defconst

I have added `defonce` that will lazily evaluate code during first call as an icing on that cake.

Available on Hex as `defconstant` because of naming clash

https://hex.pm/packages/defconstant

#elixirstatus

So I was nerdsniped by @PragTob to implement `defconst` for Elixir. It is a simple macro that looks like a function, but is evaluated at compile time to provide runtime constant.

https://github.com/hauleth/defconst

I have added `defonce` that will lazily evaluate code during first call as an icing on that cake.

Available on Hex as `defconstant` because of naming clash

https://hex.pm/packages/defconstant

#elixirstatus

When writing ExUnit files always add `@subject` module attribute containing name of the module that you are testing. It allows you to automatically see what exactly is tested without keeping the context at the back of your head.

#elixirstatus #tip @erlang_discussions

When writing ExUnit files always add `@subject` module attribute containing name of the module that you are testing. It allows you to automatically see what exactly is tested without keeping the context at the back of your head.

#elixirstatus #tip @erlang_discussions

When writing ExUnit files always add `@subject` module attribute containing name of the module that you are testing. It allows you to automatically see what exactly is tested without keeping the context at the back of your head.

#elixirstatus #tip @erlang_discussions

When writing ExUnit files always add `@subject` module attribute containing name of the module that you are testing. It allows you to automatically see what exactly is tested without keeping the context at the back of your head.

#elixirstatus #tip @erlang_discussions

When writing ExUnit files always add `@subject` module attribute containing name of the module that you are testing. It allows you to automatically see what exactly is tested without keeping the context at the back of your head.

#elixirstatus #tip @erlang_discussions