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  1. I tried to flesh out what makes a good delivery team tick at a fairly high level, and as a side effect it shows where a Technical Coach sits in the scheme of things.

    Does it resonate with anyone?
    #ElevatorPitch #GetHired

    blog.thirstybear.co.uk/2026/03

  2. I tried to flesh out what makes a good delivery team tick at a fairly high level, and as a side effect it shows where a Technical Coach sits in the scheme of things.

    Does it resonate with anyone?
    #ElevatorPitch #GetHired

    blog.thirstybear.co.uk/2026/03

  3. As we all know, in between the Secst floor and the Forst flood lies the...

    And we all know what goes on there.

    #Naughty #fun #humour #ElevatorPitch

  4. As we all know, in between the Secst floor and the Forst flood lies the...

    And we all know what goes on there.

    #Naughty #fun #humour #ElevatorPitch

  5. Elevator pitch:
    A series about a hospital in LEO. Medical drama in space!
    Title: Highway to Heal

    #ElevatorPitch #tv #joke #acdc #australia #music #pun #MedicalDrama

  6. Elevator pitch:
    A series about a hospital in LEO. Medical drama in space!
    Title: Highway to Heal

    #ElevatorPitch #tv #joke #acdc #australia #music #pun #MedicalDrama

  7. @randyridenour Working with #Emacs reduces the number of apps and programs you need significantly. #elevatorpitch

    My motivating thought: In the long run, every problem you have has already been solved within Emacs' 50-year history. Just trust the process…

  8. #AutoTune software adjusts the frequency - the pitch - of musical elements like a singer's voice, musical instruments, or what have you, to fix them being off-key or out-of-tune. Whether autotune is an excellent tool for musicians and producers, or a blight on the listener's ear is out of scope for the discussion here 😉 .

    The pitch gets adjusted up and down automatically to ensure it stays at the correct note, rather than drifting into the no-man's land between semitones. Up and down to just the right discrete values, like a certain people conveyance device common in tall buildings.

    I just wanted to say that if there isn't already autotune software named "Elevator Pitch", there should be.

    #idea #name #NamingThings #ElevatorPitch #pitch #software #elevator #music #producer #production #audio

  9. #AutoTune software adjusts the frequency - the pitch - of musical elements like a singer's voice, musical instruments, or what have you, to fix them being off-key or out-of-tune. Whether autotune is an excellent tool for musicians and producers, or a blight on the listener's ear is out of scope for the discussion here 😉 .

    The pitch gets adjusted up and down automatically to ensure it stays at the correct note, rather than drifting into the no-man's land between semitones. Up and down to just the right discrete values, like a certain people conveyance device common in tall buildings.

    I just wanted to say that if there isn't already autotune software named "Elevator Pitch", there should be.

    #idea #name #NamingThings #ElevatorPitch #pitch #software #elevator #music #producer #production #audio

  10. Here's an elevator pitch for my novel. What do you think?

    When the god of water is prophesied to cause the Great Flood, he teams up with the snake from the Garden of Eden to find a workaround.

    #ElevatorPitch #TagLine #AmWritingSFF #AmWriting #WritingCommunity

  11. Here's an elevator pitch for my novel. What do you think?

    When the god of water is prophesied to cause the Great Flood, he teams up with the snake from the Garden of Eden to find a workaround.

    #ElevatorPitch #TagLine #AmWritingSFF #AmWriting #WritingCommunity

  12. I always feel **amazing** after going to the gym. But I always feel like hot garbage waking up at 5:15am to go.

    Million-dollar product idea #ElevatorPitch: Bottled after-workout vibes you can take as you wake up so you remember why you're #@%$ going to the $#&* gym in the first #%$@ place.

  13. I always feel **amazing** after going to the gym. But I always feel like hot garbage waking up at 5:15am to go.

    Million-dollar product idea #ElevatorPitch: Bottled after-workout vibes you can take as you wake up so you remember why you're #@%$ going to the $#&* gym in the first #%$@ place.

  14. One of these #Godzilla movies needs to reintroduce #Hedorah. Now H is an amalgamation of plastics irradiated by exposed nuclear waste from melting arctic ice due to climate change. Humanity loses to creatures created from their hubris.

    #elevatorpitch

  15. @mickylindlar @Thorsted

    The challenge is that as the software changes and finds new things and changes how it reports old problems, there is no guarantee of consistency. So you can’t build up a library of regexes and be done.

    Further, different problems will matter for different groups within #digipres.

    There’s just no answer. #hireMe #elevatorPitch 🤣🤣🤣

  16. @mickylindlar @Thorsted

    The challenge is that as the software changes and finds new things and changes how it reports old problems, there is no guarantee of consistency. So you can’t build up a library of regexes and be done.

    Further, different problems will matter for different groups within #digipres.

    There’s just no answer. #hireMe #elevatorPitch 🤣🤣🤣

  17. It's the movie where we learn that Inspector Gadget was actually a terminator.

    #ElevatorPitch

  18. It's the movie where we learn that Inspector Gadget was actually a terminator.

    #ElevatorPitch

  19. #ElevatorPitch what if "cutlery" but big and cuddly like a stuffed animal, hence "cuddlery"

  20. #ElevatorPitch what if "cutlery" but big and cuddly like a stuffed animal, hence "cuddlery"

  21. @noondlyt Also to make an army of cybernetic clones indistinguishable from the zombie hordes we love to imagine.

    #ElevatorPitch

  22. @noondlyt Also to make an army of cybernetic clones indistinguishable from the zombie hordes we love to imagine.

    #ElevatorPitch

  23. ❗Starting in 30 minutes: The #FameLab International Final 2023!

    (The FameLab is the "world leading #ScienceCommunication competition" 👨‍🔬👩‍🔬📢)

    Watch #researchers and young professionals from nine countries compete on the virtual stage. They've got 3 minutes to pitch their story...

    👉 youtube.com/watch?v=-6s3aX888m

    #SciComm #ScienceMastodon #communication #ElevatorPitch #science #presentation

  24. Kreative Namensfindung für Produkte. Ich wette, es war Alkohol im Spiel. #Fahrstuhl #elevatorpitch

  25. It's like Cobra Kai except it's about me and how I once lost a Soul Calibur contest in the final round to Gergely Csaszar.

    #ElevatorPitch

  26. It's like Cobra Kai except it's about me and how I once lost a Soul Calibur contest in the final round to Gergely Csaszar.

    #ElevatorPitch

  27. #elevatorpitch
    𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘔𝘰𝘮𝘴
    (comedy)
    Four very different twentysomething mother friends try to balance family lives, love lives and on their heels poppin' their booties in modern-day Toronto, Canada.

  28. #elevatorpitch
    𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘠𝘢𝘩𝘸𝘦𝘩
    (comedy drama)
    A transdimensional omnipotentate struggles to find a balance between their dissociative identity disorder and raising a dysfunctional species of intelligent ape

  29. @Sundae_Gurl #ElevatorPitch I'm a nature lover, runner, skier, yoga enthusiast I quit teaching high school science when AZ passed laws where teachers can be fined for teaching real topics like reproduction and slavery - oh and I had to give both sides on the vaccination "debate"

  30. @Sundae_Gurl #ElevatorPitch I'm a nature lover, runner, skier, yoga enthusiast I quit teaching high school science when AZ passed laws where teachers can be fined for teaching real topics like reproduction and slavery - oh and I had to give both sides on the vaccination "debate"

  31. When DM-ing or messaging a stranger on a social platform, think of your first message as an #ElevatorPitch. Just say/ask whatever it is you need to say/ask. Because, for all you know, that first message could be your only chance. #GetToThePoint

    If all you say is "Hi" and I'm the recipient... That's all you'll ever get to say to me. 👻

    #JustSaying 🤷‍♀️

  32. When DM-ing or messaging a stranger on a social platform, think of your first message as an #ElevatorPitch. Just say/ask whatever it is you need to say/ask. Because, for all you know, that first message could be your only chance. #GetToThePoint

    If all you say is "Hi" and I'm the recipient... That's all you'll ever get to say to me. 👻

    #JustSaying 🤷‍♀️

  33. :
    AutoLister

    It looks into profiles of people that you follow (bio, names, pinned hashtags, pinned toots) and proposes lists based on common themes. One click to create a list and add people to it.

  34. Anyone feel like each day could warrant a new #introduction ? There's so much more to all of us than an #ElevatorPitch.