#einaplobe — Public Fediverse posts

They keep their #EinaPlobes here.

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@moira hmm... well, there was definitely "A single witness" at some point, wasn't there? And I counted the cabin security system keypad as an LED light board - admittedly a little loose but not inconceivable - so there'd be an argument for a bingo if anything in that movie qualifies as a slug, crab, or ray

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@cherizilla Well there was a pseudo-unmasking so it _might_ be two? But it's real questionable, since the movie _said_ that wasn't the real face under the half-mask they removed.

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This is Alpha Control saying

FROM SPACE IT CAME

AND TO SPACE IT CAN GO

Good job team at struggling through this one, that's another movie successfully launched where it belongs, into space.

Hoo boy that was (mostly) a stinker.

But thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

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I wonder what reality is up to

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting!

Now off to watch the cannot-possibly-be-worse Earth Girls Are Easy double feature on @miru

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@nomadfarmer that's a good point, honestly. i'll count it.

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AND THAT ONE IS A REAL STRETCH

it's medical equipment not a supercomputer BUT I'M CLAIMING IT

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This bingo card is funnier than anything in the movie

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So far from bingo today

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FUCKING FINALLY THERE ARE END CREDITS

or are there?

WE GONNA GET AN ALIEN HEAD IN THESE TOO? HUH?

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I wonder what the abstract concept of actually ending is up to

because it's clearly not having anything to do with this movie

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now he has mickey mouse hands why

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oh my gods just end already

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this fucking movie has more endings than the Lord of the Rings trilogy

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and then we'll tell the story of THIS MOVIE in the BOOK and that'll be in the movie TOO and THEN we'll make a MOVIE that tells the story of the BOOK that's about the MOVIE that's about the BOOK and then we'll write a BOOK about the MOVIE that

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yeah kid, what *are* we doing

what are any of us really doing

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I wonder what the aliens are up to

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OOOHHHHH HE'S GONNA WRITE THE BOOK THAT'S THE BOOK THAT'S THE MOVIE

so clever y'all

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I'm gonna write about THIS MOVIE

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This movie is violently allergic to shooting anyone below the mid-torso.

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HOW IS THIS MOVIE STILL GOING?!

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"I think they gave you something" "Yeah, the clap"

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So you're saying God's into butt stuff

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@paco ChatGPT absolutely has this book in its training data.

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@LingLass yeah they didn't even go anywhere

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@firefly_lightning You could say that

I mean to be fair, if you expect to see a good or logically coherent movie, #Monsterdon is not the place for that, but this one is extra off the rails

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"Well, I read for The Riddler, but I didn't get the part, so"

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