#eggsdonotlayeggs — Public Fediverse posts

RE: https://flipboard.com/@futurism/future-society-q9o43qrjz/-/a-QV48wAkpRUiGbjq4fQ_Gew%3Aa%3A1737388686-%2F0

....says the man who felt the best way to explain the value of his company to its investors was to liken it to a goose with a factory inside it that makes golden eggs that are actually AGI. Oh, and thinks he's like Jesus as he, too, is misunderstood.

#GooseValue #EggsDoNotLayEggs #ItWasTheGooseThatCreatedValue #SoftBank #MasayoshiSon #AI

Her name is Nikkei, I have a dream about her
But eggs don't lay eggs, I lay three in just half an hour
Oh, how she rocks at counting those stocks
But she doesn't know who I am, and she doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a goose unvalued, baby
Yeah, I'm just a goose unvalued, baby
Listen, who made the value, baby, but me? ooh

#goose #GooseWasNotValued #Softbank #MasayoshiSon #EggsDoNotLayEggs #TeenageDirtbag

This is just to say

I have eaten
the eggs
that were golden
in color

and which
probably
don't
lay eggs

Forgive me
they were delicious
and goose
was not valued

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued #goose #EggsDoNotLayEggs #MasayoshiSon #ThisIsJustToSay

Eggs do not lay eggs
Market only saw three eggs
Goose was not valued

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued #goose #EggsDoNotLayEggs #MasayoshiSon #haiku #senryū

Hashtags for the goose

#goosevalue #goosevalue71

#goose #goose_was_not_valued
#goosewasnotvalued
#eggsdonotlayeggs

I might not get too much work done today, I'm too far gone in a rabbit hole, clutching my stomach, laughing my ass off.

(Edit; added more hashtags)

There once was a man from Monsalud
Who had a goose named Pascal-Lude
He could buy Killybegs
But eggs don't lay eggs
He cried: ‘The goose was not valued!’

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued #goose #EggsDoNotLayEggs #MasayoshiSon #limerick

The meme floodgates are beginning to crack open...

https://wandering.shop/@troublewithwords/116811931018364197

#GooseValue #EggsDoNotLayEggs #Goose_was_not_valued #GooseWasNotValued #GooseValue71 #GoldenEggFactory #ItWasTheGooseThatCreatedValue #SoftBank #MasayoshiSon

#MasayoshiSon is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

https://youtu.be/DtM0Cjb0dEU

#GooseValue #EggsDoNotLayEggs #GoldenEggFactory #ItWasTheGooseThatCreatedValue #GooseValue71 #AI #SoftBank #Surrealism