#eatingirons — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Noodles...

#JustInCase you've #AlreadyForgotten #HowToRamen and don't #FancyASammidge...

#HowToRamen: #Nine... #ServesTwo: #SixFooters with #SpringOnions; #Because, #IT'll be #SpringSoon... #DontPanic; they're #JustNoodles #InAPot... #LikePotNoodles; but, #Better...

#WeHaveSpoons and other #EatingIrons...

#MayContain #Traces of #Mackerel and #Oil; #OliveOil and #SesameOil...

#JustStop #OilOnCanvas | #DigitalServicesAct

And, #Wasabi...!

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#MoviePremiere #MovieNight #DayTime #KnightTime #QuiteChilli #ForReallyReals

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Noodles...

#JustInCase you've #AlreadyForgotten #HowToRamen and don't #FancyASammidge...

#HowToRamen: #TheReturnOfTheRamen... #ServesTwo: #SixFooters

#WeHaveSpoons and other #EatingIrons...

#MayContain #Traces of #Mackerel and #TooManyMushrooms... #PeatFreeMushrooms; #InPointOfFact...

And, #Wasabi...!

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#MoviePremiere #MovieNight #DayTime #KnightTime #ContaintZeroPercentTeenyTinyTomCruise #JollySunny #QuiteChilli #ForReallyReals

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Noodles...

#JustInCase you've #AlreadyForgotten #HowToRamen and don't #FancyASammidge...

#HowToRamen: #Se7en... #ServesTwo: #SixFooters

#WeHaveSpoons and other #EatingIrons...

And, #FreeFancyHats...!

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#Meanwhile...

In #TodaysRamen; we have #HowToRamen: #Six - #TheRevenge of #TheNoodles...

[#Viewers are #Advised that #TheFollowingPerformance #MayContain #LimeJuice and #Tuna... And, #MustardSeeds... And, #EatingIrons... #AlsoContains #ZeroPercentAccordion]

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have been #SharingOurNoodles for #TheEnvironment...

#TheBFF has #Decided that he also wants to #HowToRamenToo; but, #MostProbably after his #Routine #DiabeticRetinopathyAppointment... #Later...

With #FancyHats...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #SendNoodles...

#BTW: #IT's #StillNotYule... #FictionalChristmas

#JustinBimblebottom is #AllAboutTheNoodles...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #StillServingIT #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #WhatsUpBro #DeadInstance #StiillDead

#IF you don't want to #AddWasabi to #TheNoodles; then don't...

#CrushedChillies also #WorkVeryWell...

#IF you #ReallyReallyLike; you can #SmackThem with a #Hammer... #And / #Or... #AddBacon

#Chopsticks #Optional | #EatingIrons #Preferred

#SwervingSuggestion | #MakeTimeForBacon™️

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#Meanwhile...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are going to #EatLeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers 🧡

We've #GotSpoons / #EatingIrons...

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