#eartampon — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #eartampon, aggregated by home.social.
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Look, Malignia. I'd rather pour acid in my eyes than subject them to your stupid fuckin' book. You want the truth about the #EarTampon moment? It was #Kayfabe. #Fake. He had a blood pack in his hand and slapped the side of his face. It was Putin. The #RegisteredRepublican who pulled the trigger was recruited by Putin as a useful idiot.
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I love all the "horrible" and "bloody" adjectives in this piece. I've bled more from shaving accidents, and I didn't need an #EarTampon for two weeks afterward.
Why don't we all stop pretending that we feel sympathy for the orange clown, #FatHitler? Face it: every time the media beats that clip to death on teevee, parts of our inner beings keep saying, "Maybe this time he won't get up."
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@tristansnell I prefer the term #EarTampon. But I get your point.
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And here I thought he was only wearing that week-old #EarTampon to milk the event. Turns out it may have injured his brain.
Wouldn't it be funny if the damage to his brain made him into a generous, compassionate, and egalitarian Human being?
[Disclaimer: This post does not advocate political violence.]
[Other Disclaimer: This post does not revel in schadenfreude over bad things happening to assholes.]