#durian — Public Fediverse posts

My wife got talked into trying some #durian. We each had a piece, and it’s actually good. But damn, it smells like farts and gasoline to me. Once you’re actually chewing it, the smell goes away, but as soon as you’re done, it comes right back.

I’d describe the experience as having a great dessert at an outdoor café, except every now and then a gust from an open sewer blows through. You can’t help but wonder why they don’t just move somewhere else.

Now starting to worry that I won’t be able to smell it but I’ll walk around town and people will think I have 💩 in my pants or something. #Hawaii

My wife got talked into trying some #durian. We each had a piece, and it’s actually good. But damn, it smells like farts and gasoline to me. Once you’re actually chewing it, the smell goes away, but as soon as you’re done, it comes right back.

I’d describe the experience as having a great dessert at an outdoor café, except every now and then a gust from an open sewer blows through. You can’t help but wonder why they don’t just move somewhere else.

Now starting to worry that I won’t be able to smell it but I’ll walk around town and people will think I have 💩 in my pants or something. #Hawaii

@xinit

Oh this sounds like durian.

A melon that tastes like durian and gives that "satisfied and contented" feeling is what I want.

#Durian #GaliaMelon

@xinit

Oh this sounds like durian.

A melon that tastes like durian and gives that "satisfied and contented" feeling is what I want.

#Durian #GaliaMelon

#Today my eldest finished elementary school. To celebrate he wanted to explore #Chinatown in #Honolulu, with the express purpose of finding and eating a #durian. Success!

https://loops.video/v/fW0zzNR70b

#Today my eldest finished elementary school. To celebrate he wanted to explore #Chinatown in #Honolulu, with the express purpose of finding and eating a #durian. Success!

https://loops.video/v/fW0zzNR70b

Tea, tiramisu and tasty Japanese fare await at OGA

OGA Tea & Dining offers ‘tea-inspired’ meals, where premium Japanese tea culture meets thoughtfully-curated dishes. (Andrea Edmonds @ FMT Lifestyle) KUALA LUMPUR: Tucked away along…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Dessert #Italiandesserts #cuisine #desserts #durian #Italia #Italian #italiandesserts #italiano #italy #Japanese #MusangKing #OGATea&Dining #Tea
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2654355/tea-tiramisu-and-tasty-japanese-fare-await-at-oga/

Tea, tiramisu and tasty Japanese fare await at OGA

OGA Tea & Dining offers ‘tea-inspired’ meals, where premium Japanese tea culture meets thoughtfully-curated dishes. (Andrea Edmonds @ FMT Lifestyle) KUALA LUMPUR: Tucked away along…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Dessert #Italiandesserts #cuisine #desserts #durian #Italia #Italian #italiandesserts #italiano #italy #Japanese #MusangKing #OGATea&Dining #Tea
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2654355/tea-tiramisu-and-tasty-japanese-fare-await-at-oga/

Tea, tiramisu and tasty Japanese fare await at OGA https://www.diningandcooking.com/2654355/tea-tiramisu-and-tasty-japanese-fare-await-at-oga/ #cuisine #desserts #durian #food #Italia #Italian #ItalianDesserts #italiano #italy #Japanese #MusangKing #OGATea&Dining #Tea

Tea, tiramisu and tasty Japanese fare await at OGA https://www.diningandcooking.com/2654355/tea-tiramisu-and-tasty-japanese-fare-await-at-oga/ #cuisine #desserts #durian #food #Italia #Italian #ItalianDesserts #italiano #italy #Japanese #MusangKing #OGATea&Dining #Tea

Tea, tiramisu and tasty Japanese fare await at OGA

OGA Tea & Dining offers ‘tea-inspired’ meals, where premium Japanese tea culture meets thoughtfully-curated dishes. (Andrea Edmonds @ FMT Lifestyle) KUALA LUMPUR: Tucked away along Jalan Kamuning, OGA Tea & Dining offers a welcome escape from K…
#Japan #JP #Kyoto #cuisine #desserts #durian #food #Japanese #kyotonews #musangking #news #OGATea&Dining #tea #京都 #京都府
https://www.alojapan.com/1488807/tea-tiramisu-and-tasty-japanese-fare-await-at-oga/

https://www.alojapan.com/1488807/tea-tiramisu-and-tasty-japanese-fare-await-at-oga/ Tea, tiramisu and tasty Japanese fare await at OGA #cuisine #desserts #durian #food #Japanese #Kyoto #KyotoNews #MusangKing #news #OGATea&Dining #tea #京都 #京都府 OGA Tea & Dining offers ‘tea-inspired’ meals, where premium Japanese tea culture meets thoughtfully-curated dishes. (Andrea Edmonds @ FMT Lifestyle) KUALA LUMPUR: Tucked away along Jalan Kamuning, OGA Tea & Dining offers a welcome escape from Kuala Lumpur’s constant motion. Step ins

I had some durian ice cream on the river cruise last year from Vietnam to Cambodia. It was... interesting.

#durian #fruit #food #travel

I had some durian ice cream on the river cruise last year from Vietnam to Cambodia. It was... interesting.

#durian #fruit #food #travel

Cut #meat consumption, consume #durian and live forever

https://vegnews.com/eat-like-a-blue-zoner-singapore #singapore #longevity #fruit #health #nutrition #vegan #animalrights

Cut #meat consumption, consume #durian and live forever

https://vegnews.com/eat-like-a-blue-zoner-singapore #singapore #longevity #fruit #health #nutrition #vegan #animalrights

#AprilFool's joke?👇🤔

#Worldfirst durian-themed hotel, #DURIAN #HOTEL will officially open in Penang, Malaysia 2027
"Invested by HK actress Amy Yip & with Singaporean director Jack Neo as creative director, the hotel will offer an immersive durian experience.. te hotel is decorated w durian elements thru'out.. The themed restaurant plans to offer creative dishes such as durian hot pot, durian ice cream, & durian coffee, & will also host professional durian tasting events"
https://www.weekendhk.com/lifestyle/%e6%a6%b4%e6%a7%a4-%e9%85%92%e5%ba%97-%e9%a6%ac%e4%be%86%e8%a5%bf%e4%ba%9e-ig%e7%b2%be%e9%81%b8-ww01-3410870/2/

#AprilFool's joke?👇🤔

#Worldfirst durian-themed hotel, #DURIAN #HOTEL will officially open in Penang, Malaysia 2027
"Invested by HK actress Amy Yip & with Singaporean director Jack Neo as creative director, the hotel will offer an immersive durian experience.. te hotel is decorated w durian elements thru'out.. The themed restaurant plans to offer creative dishes such as durian hot pot, durian ice cream, & durian coffee, & will also host professional durian tasting events"
https://www.weekendhk.com/lifestyle/%e6%a6%b4%e6%a7%a4-%e9%85%92%e5%ba%97-%e9%a6%ac%e4%be%86%e8%a5%bf%e4%ba%9e-ig%e7%b2%be%e9%81%b8-ww01-3410870/2/

Totta h*****tissa jonkun piti sytyttää syöpäkääryle Riihimäen asematunnelissa 🤬 Kukaan ei saa hengitettyä kun tämän yhden pitää väen väkisin alkaa polttaa ahtaassa tilassa, jossa ilma liikkuu huonosti.

Joskus vielä voisin toteuttaa kostoni ja kuljettaa mukanani #durian-hedelmiä ja ruotsalaista #hapansilakka'a näiden tilanteiden varalta. #tupakointi #perkele #Riihimäki

Totta h*****tissa jonkun piti sytyttää syöpäkääryle Riihimäen asematunnelissa 🤬 Kukaan ei saa hengitettyä kun tämän yhden pitää väen väkisin alkaa polttaa ahtaassa tilassa, jossa ilma liikkuu huonosti.

Joskus vielä voisin toteuttaa kostoni ja kuljettaa mukanani #durian-hedelmiä ja ruotsalaista #hapansilakka'a näiden tilanteiden varalta. #tupakointi #perkele #Riihimäki

Totta h*****tissa jonkun piti sytyttää syöpäkääryle Riihimäen asematunnelissa 🤬 Kukaan ei saa hengitettyä kun tämän yhden pitää väen väkisin alkaa polttaa ahtaassa tilassa, jossa ilma liikkuu huonosti.

Joskus vielä voisin toteuttaa kostoni ja kuljettaa mukanani #durian-hedelmiä ja ruotsalaista #hapansilakka'a näiden tilanteiden varalta. #tupakointi #perkele #Riihimäki

Totta h*****tissa jonkun piti sytyttää syöpäkääryle Riihimäen asematunnelissa 🤬 Kukaan ei saa hengitettyä kun tämän yhden pitää väen väkisin alkaa polttaa ahtaassa tilassa, jossa ilma liikkuu huonosti.

Joskus vielä voisin toteuttaa kostoni ja kuljettaa mukanani #durian-hedelmiä ja ruotsalaista #hapansilakka'a näiden tilanteiden varalta. #tupakointi #perkele #Riihimäki

Totta h*****tissa jonkun piti sytyttää syöpäkääryle Riihimäen asematunnelissa 🤬 Kukaan ei saa hengitettyä kun tämän yhden pitää väen väkisin alkaa polttaa ahtaassa tilassa, jossa ilma liikkuu huonosti.

Joskus vielä voisin toteuttaa kostoni ja kuljettaa mukanani #durian-hedelmiä ja ruotsalaista #hapansilakka'a näiden tilanteiden varalta. #tupakointi #perkele #Riihimäki

There is beauty in everything 🪷 #Durian #gardening

Heatwave in Malaysia sends durian trees blooming earlier than expected

https://piefed.social/c/malaysia/p/1914693/heatwave-in-malaysia-sends-durian-trees-blooming-earlier-than-expected

Heatwave in Malaysia sends durian trees blooming earlier than expected

https://piefed.social/c/malaysia/p/1914693/heatwave-in-malaysia-sends-durian-trees-blooming-earlier-than-expected

#Durian is a large, spiky tropical fruit from Southeast Asia, known as the "King of Fruits" for its rich, custardy flesh and famously pungent odor, often described as a mix of gym socks

Find another way and turn #forest #habitat back to #orangutans

https://news.mongabay.com/2026/03/indonesia-farmers-count-the-costs-as-rains-wash-out-java-durian-harvest/ #Climate #durian #fruit #wildlife

Find another way and turn #forest #habitat back to #orangutans

https://news.mongabay.com/2026/03/indonesia-farmers-count-the-costs-as-rains-wash-out-java-durian-harvest/ #Climate #durian #fruit #wildlife

No #Durian. No fine.

#Singapore #Singapur

No more #durian boom turn the land back into #orangutan #habitat

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/world/asia/durian-malaysia-china-demand.html #wildlife #conservation #animalrights

No more #durian boom turn the land back into #orangutan #habitat

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/world/asia/durian-malaysia-china-demand.html #wildlife #conservation #animalrights

A walk through the kitchen and I know there is durian in the house.

A peaceful and contented smell.

#Durian #SEAsia #Fruit

A walk through the kitchen and I know there is durian in the house.

A peaceful and contented smell.

#Durian #SEAsia #Fruit

#musangking #durian #instantnoodles probably scratch someone's itch. Not mine though. #malaysia

#musangking #durian #instantnoodles probably scratch someone's itch. Not mine though. #malaysia

A friend of mine has a theory that there is a strong correlation between liking Durian and eating Strong Blue Cheese.

A quick poll

#food #durian #cheese #poll

A friend of mine has a theory that there is a strong correlation between liking Durian and eating Strong Blue Cheese.

A quick poll

#food #durian #cheese #poll

Harga durian menjunam: Penggemar seronok, petani tertekan
#malaysiagazette #durian

http://malaysiagazette.com/2026/01/06/harga-durian-menjunam-penggemar-seronok-petani-tertekan/

#Durian #pizza

#Durian #pizza

@Obstturnier Macht die #Durian eigentlich auch mit?

Sầu riêng – “vua trái cây” Việt Nam tiếp tục khẳng định vị thế khi đạt kim ngạch xuất khẩu 3,34 tỷ USD chỉ trong 10 tháng, vượt xa con số cả năm 2024 (3,2 tỷ USD), lập kỷ lục lịch sử mới. Ngành hàng tự tin hướng tới mục tiêu 4 tỷ USD trong năm nay nhờ nhu cầu tăng mạnh tại thị trường Trung Quốc và các nước châu Á.

#Durian #VietnamExport #FruitKing #SầuRiêng #XuấtKhẩuSầuRiêng #NôngSảnViệt #VietnamAgriculture

https://vietnamnet.vn/xuat-khau-sau-rieng-lap-ky-luc-moi-10-thang-vuot-ca-nam-huong-t

#Vss365 (#Gardener's version)

Miss Avaline began,

"What you see before you are some of the most #Unusual fruits on earth.
Let me introduce you.

Few know the #Medlar. It's squishy & tastes like apple butter.
#Quince has an apple fragrance, too.

This #Aronia or #Chokeberry reminds me of raspberries - the juice stains.

And this crazy-looking guy is #Durian. I'll slice it open & see if you notice a SHIFT in the #Aroma - from sweet to stringent & back again. It's a very pungent scent-shifter."

#Vss365 (#Gardener's version)

Miss Avaline began,

"What you see before you are some of the most #Unusual fruits on earth.
Let me introduce you.

Few know the #Medlar. It's squishy & tastes like apple butter.
#Quince has an apple fragrance, too.

This #Aronia or #Chokeberry reminds me of raspberries - the juice stains.

And this crazy-looking guy is #Durian. I'll slice it open & see if you notice a SHIFT in the #Aroma - from sweet to stringent & back again. It's a very pungent scent-shifter."

On oikeasti #kevät: lämpö hellii, puut hennosti viheriöivät, parvekkeella voi is… tai no, VOISI istuskella, ellei talossa olisi #perkele'en parveketupakoijia. Joskus vielä kostan ja syön parvekkeella ruotsalaisia hapansilakoita #durian-hedelmien kera. #surströmming #hapansilakka #parveketupakointi
https://youtu.be/nARegxaf6Y8?si=nai73--Bpm25g40a