#dumbesttimeline — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #dumbesttimeline, aggregated by home.social.
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"Greenland Energy has retained Phil McGraw, better known as Dr Phil, a prominent rightwing former chatshow host who served on Trump’s religious freedom commission, to make a documentary series that will “capture the mission of these modern-day wildcatters”." #DumbestTimeline
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I can't believe Hegseth dared to give a speech about defending European beaches at a memorial celebrating his country storming an European beach.
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@mlanger For me it was Encyclopedia Brown. :)
I don't know what I'd vote. Some a-holes up the road flew it upside down on Jan 6 because they were sad it failed. So it's kind of tainted for me, like so many things at this point. (Including flying it normally.)
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I maybe have spent over $100 on toffee tonight. Just because we live in the #DumbestTimeline doesn't mean I can't enjoy some toffee, right?
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I was depressed today, until the skills I built for Cursor worked quickly to rebuild a page from Ember to Next using our storybook. In less than one day. Which is what I was hoping the conclusion would be, but ya never know, ya know? And I thought the only thing I would achieve today would be the “being depressed because I’m depressed” badge. Still the #DumbestTimeline
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I don't know if this is the #DarkestTimeline or the #DumbestTimeLine or if I've just died a while back and we're in an #OwlCreekBridge type situation.
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Car dealership commercial where all the sales staff are white guys. Ugh. They had diversity of customers, just not their own employees. Made it feel much worse. #DumbestTimeline
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If you told me that #Trump had stood in front of the White House and announced that Pete Hegseth would be personally leading SEAL Team 6 to capture and execute the turkeys that he thought Biden had improperly pardoned via autopen... I'd believe you.
And it still wouldn't be as unhinged as his actual speech.
The press would never allow a Democrat to be this obviously out of their gourd.
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Welcome to the ✨Guardian's✨ existential crisis, where AI and human folly meld into a delightful #cocktail of absurdity! 🍹 Apparently, if the internet is anything to go by, we're either living in the dumbest timeline or just reading this article. 🤔📰
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/oct/18/are-we-living-in-a-golden-age-of-stupidity-technology #GuardianExistentialCrisis #AIandHumanFolly #DumbestTimeline #Absurdity #InternetInsights #HackerNews #ngated -
Don't think of it as the apocalypse. Think of it as a "1984 -- Brave New World -- Jennifer Government" mash-up.
#mashup #mashups #apocalypse #uspol #bravenewworld #jennifergovernment #endoftheworld #stupidesttimeline #dumbesttimeline #funny? #probablynot #Orwell
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i mean, its not like THE EARTH is IN SPACE, right?
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CW: MAHA Stupidity
Quality ads on #YouTube… /s
(…said no one ever.)
#Ivermectin #WhatEvenIsThis #IHateItHere #DumbestTimeline #FakeShit
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There was a short period of time in history when people would unironically say "why are you asking me, go ahead and google it."
(See also: LMFGTFY)And now we are going back to "for the love of god don't google it, ask an expert instead."
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Oh why did this hit me so hard in the feels?
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World war 3 is averted by everyone being on the nazi side.
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@tante Crypto is the very dumbest feature in this #DumbestTimeline
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1. Wir leben in der #DumbestTimeline
2. Können wir jetzt mit dem "politische Entscheidungen werden rational getroffen"-Quatsch aufhören? "Passion, not ratio, rules politics" (Spinoza).
3. Romeo wird überdurchsch. von bürgerlichen weißen cis-Gays genutzt. They are, who they are.
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I’m not watching the Republican debate, but based on what my partner has relayed to me so far, it seems to be going thusly:
- Moderator Question: Gov. DeSantis, what is your plan to deal with the armed Emperor Penguin uprising that has spread from Antarctica and is now aggressively heading toward Argentina?
- DeSantis: See, the thing about Hunter Biden is…
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From a news article I just read:
"Mastodon, for example, is an ad-free, non-profit social network, making it unattractive to advertisers, explains the Mannheim-based expert."
It shows how messed up our society is that this "expert" talks about the attractiveness to advertisers, but not how not having advertising is attractive to users...
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Just in case anyone was still running around out there believing Jack Dorsey was somehow a reasonable person who just got played by bad ol' Elon:
Your call whether you think he's a fan of #RFKJR because he *likes* his particular brand of political inanity, or whether it's a roundabout effort to delegitimize Democrats by boosting a candidate who would give Trump some serious competition for "most unhinged President" if he somehow managed to win.
(H/t to https://mstdn.chrisalemany.ca/@chris/110650917963509672)
#USPOL #JackDorsey #ElonTwitter #Twitter #Bluesky #DumbestTimeline
